Marriage Warfare | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest “bones” yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken “rules” couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry only they have. Between Bobby’s tirades about cash, gas tanks, and relationship “tickets,” and Paul’s birthday saga featuring an overpriced one-slice cake delivery, this episode blends...
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Hotel Nightmare | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 135
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Chaos follows the Bone Boys everywhere — from hotel nightmares to time zone meltdowns. Bobby’s broadcasting from a luxury suite while Paul rants from a construction zone, and within minutes they’re arguing about scheduling math, middleman hotel hotlines, and the perils of late-night road gigs. What begins as a rant about time zones spirals into Paul’s epic Houston horror story: no hotel rooms, clueless booking agents, and an early-morning radio interview gone wrong. From there, the comics tackle fan-submitted “bones” about lotto lines, bad packaging, driveway blockers, and urinal...
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Hot Sauce | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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From broken studio props and Halloween chaos to hot sauce loyalty wars and bizarre tech conspiracies. Bobby kicks things off with an all-out rant about the Cholula wooden cap (“you stupid marble wooden cap!”), while Paul goes off on AirPods, claiming they’re cooking people’s brains. The duo then dives into fan-submitted “bones,” including aggressive dog-petters, clueless coworkers, and doctors laughing in hospitals. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join the Patreon at...
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Dogs in Strollers | Bone to Pick w/ Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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From people sneaking dogs into restaurants in strollers to someone cutting a banana with a knife and fork. Between rants about streaming app autoplay and stolen parking spots, the guys unleash their signature mix of outrage, logic, and laughter. Things get extra spicy when Bobby drops a controversial “bone” about modern gender expression, leading to a brutally honest (and surprisingly thoughtful) debate about identity, confusion, and comedy. Add in fan-submitted grievances, a wild “video bone,” and the duo’s unbeatable chemistry, and this episode is equal parts chaos and catharsis....
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SAY IT TO MY FACE | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 132
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Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi tackle the absurdities of everyday life with unfiltered honesty and riotous humor. From the false promise of a spouse’s “I’m taking a shower” to the unspoken chaos of men’s public bathrooms, the duo breaks down relationship misunderstandings, bathroom boundaries, and social taboos that everyone secretly thinks about but never says out loud. With fan-submitted “bones to pick” about parking lot stalkers and questionable handicap stall etiquette, the laughs never stop. Between Paul’s meticulous neuroses and Bobby’s wild outbursts, this episode...
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Forgot my birthday | Bone to Pick Podcast | Ep 131
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Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi deliver a comedy masterclass in friendship, roasting, and ridiculousness. What starts as a casual chat about pets, couscous, and chicken cutlets spirals into pure chaos when Bobby realizes—on air—that Paul forgot his birthday. What follows is a blend of heartfelt guilt, unhinged banter, and a surprise cake reveal that could only happen on Bone to Pick. The guys dive into hilarious “bones” from fans, covering everything from DoorDash delivery etiquette to lint-covered pens and the plague of dashboard rubber ducks. Join the Patreon:...
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Barefoot Buffet | Bone to Pick Podcast | Episode 130
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Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take aim at life’s everyday absurdities—from NFL ties and hotel buffet horrors to Delta lounge etiquette and overpriced movie candy. Broadcasting from opposite sides of the country, Bobby’s grumpy New England energy collides perfectly with Paul’s early-morning optimism, sparking belly laughs and mock therapy sessions. They rant about “leaf peeping,” Thanksgiving-every-day restaurants, shoeless breakfast buffets, and why wrestling should never air on ESPN. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit Join the...
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Cheap Socks | Bone to Pick Podcast with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi | Ep 129
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In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with a wild mix of word confusion, food etiquette, and fan-submitted grievances that turn into full-blown comedy bits. From Paul’s failed attempt to say “habitual” (landing on “provitual”) to a deep debate about why people cover their mouths while eating, the episode spirals into pure comic chaos. The duo riff on everything from cheap socks and broken binders to calling your mother-in-law “Mom,” while Mike chimes in with perfectly timed fan “bones.” The conversation hits moments of...
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Fake Detectives | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi- Ep 127
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This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football gone wrong, arguing whether teenagers are running full-on gambling rings or just “playing for fun.” From there, they tackle the absurdity of biting into olives with hidden pits, roast restaurants for not warning diners, and get into the eternal debate over what makes a proper Greek salad. Fan-submitted “bones” keep the chaos rolling—water bottles that ruin bags, fridge drawers that jam unless you open them perfectly,...
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Trash Towels | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi #126
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This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way possible. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Big Mike dive headfirst into bones about everything from overpriced pet emergencies to the insanity of fancy towels that don’t dry, gas tanks on the wrong side of cars, and restaurants that only give you useless hand dryers. Along the way, they tackle AI girlfriends, obituary writing with ChatGPT, and why store security tags make honest shoppers feel like criminals. With fan-submitted bones adding extra fuel, the laughs get bigger, the rants get sharper, and nothing is off-limits. Whether...
info_outlineStarting with backward hats and “angsty leans,” and spiraling into youth sports parent drama, line-cutting psychos, disgusting public restroom etiquette, and unspoken bro-code body language, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into real-life rants and absurd grievances—They also tackle fan-submitted bones like bread twist ties and drivers who block ambulances. Whether it’s dissecting suburban dad fashion or fighting off nose-blowers at the casino, nothing is off-limits. It’s equal parts therapy, chaos, and comedy gold.
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