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Release Date: 08/25/2022
That 90s Spider-Man Show
"It's a 500 Days of Blade situation" Season 4 Episode 7 of Spider-Man: The Animated Series is “The Vampire Queen” Part two of our vampire caper means that's (hopefully) a season wrap on Morbius. But before he attempts to make it big in a cancelled pilot spin-off, he's teaming up with the gang to take down a new hypnotic vampire on the scene: Blade's mum! Some comic book origins this week: Jack gives us a little backstory for Vanessa Brooks before diving into Debra Whitman's comic counterpart: a tale of gaslighting, psychotic episodes, and a few reasons to not date Peter Parker. A...
info_outline Extra: Complaining about RDJ being cast as DoomThat 90s Spider-Man Show
Extra cut convo from our recent episode for being too darn long a tangent. Finally... we can get Victor Von Doom, the romani man who used science and sorcery to become Marvel's greatest villain put to page, can be done right. OR we could cast Robert Downey Jr, because that is the safest ($80 million) bet. The big news from Marvel out of SDCC this year was that RDJ has been cast as ol' Doom. Well, we don't like it! We have plenty of reasons to be sceptical, so maybe skip this one if you don't want to hear two guys get pedantic about your favourite actor being cast. Maybe people who like...
info_outline S4E6 - Of Mice And MorbThat 90s Spider-Man Show
"We regret to inform that you it is indeed Morbin' time once again" Season 4 Episode 6 of Spider-Man: The Animated Series is “The Awakening” Oh, it's good to be back! We are now back on our BS in more ways than one, this time recording from different continents for the noble goal of talking about *reads notes* Morbius!? What the heck? Let's go on hiatus again! A podcast for no one. If we get anything wrong, a wizard did it. Latest topics include the Secret Invasion show + a discussion of Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Find No Context Spider-Man on / / / ...
info_outline 5th Anniversary Show!That 90s Spider-Man Show
Henry and Jack celebrate 5 years since their first episode with a self-indulgent chat about the origins of this godforsaken podcast, some general chat about the cartoon, comics and movies, a few major life updates, rounded off with listener questions! No Context Spider-Man is available on: ! Or Follow the podcast on: Oh, and there's and get some free bonus episodes! Or just do a free trial and binge them for free (shhh we didn't tell you that) And he has a And a As always, this has been a podcast for no one. And if we get anything wrong, a wizard did it.
info_outline S4E5 - Three Men and a Boss BabyThat 90s Spider-Man Show
“And then Spider-Man took Scorpion to the diaper factory” Season 4 Episode 5 of Spider-Man: The Animated Series is “Partners” After a break between episodes due to some non-neogenic life events, Henry and Jack are back to talk about maybe the most outrageous episode of the show so far. We've got some spider-creepin', cyborg humilation, and the one and only Crime Boss Baby: Silvermane. As well as investigating the science of baby geniuses and armchair therapising Alisa and Alistair, we get waylaid by the true titular partners of the episode, the neogenic odd couple AKA a...
info_outline Comic Book Adaptations: How Faithful Should They Be?That 90s Spider-Man Show
This episode Jack is joined by Diego Crespo + Gene Aversa from The Waffle Press to talk about our favourite comic book adaptations and ask the big questions: what makes a good comic adaptation? How faithful should they be to the source material? Can we survive this conversation without talking about the current Spider-Man comics? … Continue reading Comic Book Adaptations: How Faithful Should They Be? →
info_outline Weird Lore BS #13: Meet The KravensThat 90s Spider-Man Show
Oh boy. Did you know that Kraven the Hunter had children? Did you know there are close to 100 KRAVEN CHILDREN? Did you know one of them is a kaiju from outer space?? Well, don’t worry, there’s plenty more to learn from this absurd family history. #TheYearOfKraven Note: this episode was recorded before it was … Continue reading Weird Lore BS #13: Meet The Kravens →
info_outline Weird Lore BS #12: CALYPSOThat 90s Spider-Man Show
Calypso, loving(?) partner to Kraven the Hunter, has a short but wild ride through Marvel Comics history. From her bongo-playing origins in the early 80s to her confusing and unfortunate demise in the 90s, there’s a lot to talk about with this voodoo witch – including but not limited to: a brief history on Marvel … Continue reading Weird Lore BS #12: CALYPSO →
info_outline S4E4 – Somehow, Kraven ReturnedThat 90s Spider-Man Show
Season 4 Episode 2 of Spider-Man: The Animated Series is the first of a two-parter: "The Cat"
That 90s Spider-Man Show
Season 4 Episode 2 of Spider-Man: The Animated Series is the first of a two-parter: "The Cat"
We’re releasing this from behind the veil of our Patreon feed to let y’all regular feed listeners in on one of our Blade retrospectives… but not one you probably know about.
As the credits rolled on the cinematic garbage fire that was Blade: Trinity, we all looked around at ourselves and thought to ourselves: “Well, at least we’ll never get an on-screen Blade as bad as this.” To most of us, this thought was a relief, but to screenwriter David S. Goyer, it was merely a challenge.
If this is the first time you’re hearing of Blade: The Series, there’s definitely a reason for that. Blade: The Series is David S. Goyer’s rock bottom, and considering he wrote the screenplays for Batman v Superman and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, this is no mean feat. In fact, Blade: The Series is rock bottom for everyone involved. Even Kirk “Sticky Fingaz” Jones, whose job replacing Wesley Snipes as Blade is somehow both the pinnacle and nadir of his short and storied acting career.
On the latest addition to our Patreon feed, Jack and Henry groan, sigh and complain their way through Blade: The Series, where middle-aged vampire moms terrorise the public and we see how the transition to the small screen made Blade a far less effective fighter (unless, of course, he’s up against a pregnant woman).
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