Nymphsons Did It!
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Nymphsons did it! Nymphsons did it! *** it appears we've become a show of pitches. remember when we said we'd be back back back (again)? well not quite. see, zak was supposed to bring new pitches to the sharks (xander) fer episodes this season [yes yes fine we'll call this season 3. goddammit. really fuckin lucy from peanuts'ing ourselves here]. and then we'd try out a scene 'r two. but instead he took xander's bigole t-infected nose and shoved it in the rss feed of megahit trans podcast... The Simpsons. i mean, The Read. fuck. wait, no. i mean Sloppy Seconds. nonono wait hold up i mean uh, A...
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Yu-Gi-No!
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with special guest... Deven! *** lost between ideas and seasons, Xander pitches tHe BoYs an audio drama we will toooootally make. and you might be like "woah is time a flat circle?" because boy-howdy do we keep repeating entire sections of the conversation like blabbermouth goldfish. anyways, it's time to P-P-P-P--PPPP-POO(uel) 🥴 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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The Fart Trilogy: Go PP in the Gouthouse
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Steve... upstairs... there's a body-ody-ody *** zak and xan finish up they/them/their lil chat trilogy / bridge of seasons / un-deadening of the feed with sum piping hott ttea on a baton rouge slumlord who is unfortunately no longer with us, or his wife, but he's probably still kickin around... somewhere idk. this is the story of Gouthouse. returning to totally not canned programming soon <3 just needed sum gas to fill the vacuum of the soul. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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The Fart Trilogy: The News
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we havent been gone idk wht yer tlkng abt, dg. *** totally normal . bringing you up-to-the-minute ho t fresh ready news JOURNALISM and held beliefs of ppl on tape. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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The Fart Trilogy: Stink Noise
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zak doesnt like farts *** this convo is from right after Beau is Afraid left theatres. we came up with Heaux is Afraid right after this lil ep recording <3. hope you enjoy some foooooolin arounddd! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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Heaux is Afraid
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you been havin real bad dreams. uh oh. *** long. pointless. could be cut by 1/3. full of mismatched cameos and 4ucked up bullshit. just brilliant. but that's the story of beau. this is the story of a heaux. fuelled by post surgical meds and momhate, we bring you our freighter-paced opus, Heaux is Afraid. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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I Try to Talk to You Like a Sister
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oop. time ta go. *** zak and xan sit down fer a short chat as they feverishly edit other episodes and "hold down" jobs. hmmmm what's here? uh... Tall Girl 2020 // Hassidic Drag Race // Zak Gets The Staircase'd // "truss rods" // Tall Girl 4 Prison! // It's Giving Tree ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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The Ones Who Walk Away From Ogaylas
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not all who cum... stay. sum walk away. *** ok so aparently ppl say "OH-muh-LASS" not "oh-MAY-luss" so this joke barely works. blame my fuckin elementary school teachers. also xander had asshole surgery so this is a STANDING POD. she can't do a whole lot but boy can she still bang that fuckin soundbored. hopefully there are no ~unforseen side effects~ of the nip or the tuck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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OPERATION: DEATHSTROKE
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for the good of mankind, He must stroke it. *** the girls? they wanna have fun. the boys? they wanna serve our nation. not cunt. not the house down. our boys wanna serve up the sweet sweet nectar of political assassination and the destruction of Ameri(JF)KKKa. in a chat ep gone wrong, zak and xan present the story of Deathstroke! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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Season One (Is Over)
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it's still another season folx. and we're still sayin it. *** zak and xan sit down fer a good ole chat ep with the soundbored. things we're askin this week: what's the bit fer season two? what is a season two? and how do you season yer twos for a low-n-slow roast in the oven? while i have no answers for wahtever i just typed, i know i am typing a second bit where i say "what i do know is... season two comes when Season One Is Over, bby..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!
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toot toot. beep BEEP. got another live, not late, totally happening Right Now episode with clear-eyed, hot, fresh, steaming drama at the HEIGHT of tension. in this one we got broken glass, broken relationships, and broken promises. also a broken file so we had to start over and stitch it together. we share this convo as an unnumbered, uncatalogued, Non-Indexed list of DON'Ts for any Southern Decadence experience <3. and of course be sure to get those packages out before its too late! "holidays" and all ofc.
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