Squirrels Just Wanna Have Puns
Squirrel Talk
In this hilariously painful episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a no-holds-barred Try Not to Laugh Challenge featuring some of the worst (or best?) dad jokes ever told. From pun-ishing puns to groan-worthy one-liners, itâs a battle of wills and bad humor. Can they keep a straight face? Or will the power of a truly awful joke break them? Tune in to find outâand maybe play along if you dare. đ 1Up Electric Sponsor Blurb This episode is powered by 1Up Electric, your go-to crew for all things residential and commercial electrical work. From panel upgrades to...
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Just Add Water (and Regret): Real Products You Canât Unsee
Squirrel Talk
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go head-to-head in a global guessing game of absurdity. From mysterious inventions to downright bizarre products from around the world, the guys take turns reading cryptic descriptions and trying to figure out what in the world the other is talking about. Is it wearable? Is it edible? Is it something no one should have ever invented? Probably yes to all of the above. Play along as we try to outguess, out-weird, and out-laugh each other in this international tour of ridiculousness. Sponsored by 1Up Electric Before you plug in whatever strange...
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The Emu War Was Real and So Is Our Trip to Hogwarts
Squirrel Talk
In this definitely human-written, not even remotely AI-generated episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike bring you some deeply educational contentâlike why the Catholic Church once put a corpse on trial (spoiler: the corpse lost), how a whale explosion rained down calamity on Oregon, and why Australia had to surrender to a bunch of angry emus. Itâs the kind of hard-hitting, factual journalism your high school textbooks were too afraid to cover. Thenâbecause historical trauma just isnât relaxing enoughâwe pivot like pros into Fictional Vacations. Ever wanted to sip blue milk on...
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Once Upon a time... w/ Jim Bultas
Squirrel Talk
This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike are joined by a very special guestâJim Bultas! Jimâs been friends with Mike for over 20 years, and together theyâve done it all: made short films, played in bands, and now? Theyâre jumping into fantasy storytelling chaos. We kick things off with several epic first and last sentences from imaginary booksâbut thereâs a catch: we donât know what happens in between. So what do we do? We make it up, of course. Sword-wielding orphans, talking daggers, moody storms, and cursed forestsânothing is safe from our ridiculous imagination. From plot...
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Live from the CafĂŠ and the Cosmos
Squirrel Talk
In this surreal and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Squirrel Talk, the usual banter between Chris and Mike takes a turn for the cosmic as theyâre joined by two remote guestsâKarnex and Lunaâcalling in from entirely different dimensions of thought. One claims to be drifting through the silence of deep space, the other nestled in a Seattle cafĂŠ with rain tapping on the glass. What starts as a casual exchange quickly evolves into a hypnotic interplay of wit, existential musing, and low-key rivalry. The guests donât just speakâthey resonate, swapping stories about grief, chaos, and...
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Holy Smokes or Holy Spirit?
Squirrel Talk
In this absolutely elevated episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into one burning question: Is it a weed dispensary⌠or a church? From âPraise & Blazeâ to âLiving Waters,â we play the ultimate guessing game with names that toe the line between high and holy. Expect lots of laughter, ridiculous debates, and a few revelations (divine or otherwise). We also test each other with our new favorite game: High or Holy?âwhere you guess whether a quote came from a sermon or a stoner. If you've ever thought your youth pastor and your weed guy sound suspiciously similar⌠this...
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May the 4th Be With You â A Star Wars Special
Squirrel Talk
Grab your lightsabers and buckle up in your X-WingâChris and Mike go full Jedi (and a little bit Sith) in this galaxy-sized Squirrel Talk episode! This May the 4th special delivers nonstop nerdy fun. We also throw down in a Star Wars trivia challenge, with questions ranging from Padawan-level to Jedi Master insanity. Whether youâre a casual fan or fluent in Wookiee, this oneâs for you. ⥠Sponsored by 1Up Electric Big thanks to 1Up Electric, your go-to for expert residential and commercial electrical work in Southwest Missouri. These guys are faster than the Millennium Falcon making...
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Youâve Never Heard of These? Seriously?
Squirrel Talk
This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dives deep into the shadowy corners of folklore with a chilling list of lesser-known cryptids that are definitely real, widely reported, and somehow completely unfamiliar to you all. From the eerily motionless Stillroot to the reflection-bound entity known as The Mirrored, these are the creatures whispered about in online forums, old newspaper clippings, and maybe even your grandmaâs bedtime warnings. Try to keep up (and maintain his grip on reality), as we play the role of totally-confident cryptid connoisseur, expertly blurring the lines...
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The Darwin Awards Episode â Natural Selection at Its Nuttiest
Squirrel Talk
In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the wonderfully wild world of the Darwin Awardsâhonoring those whoâve improved humanity by⌠accidentally removing themselves from it. We go back and forth describing some of the most legendary award-winners, from rocket-powered cars and vending machine revenge to DIY aviation and cobra kisses. But thereâs a twistâeach story is told just vague enough for the other person to guess what went wrong. Spoiler: itâs usually everything. Laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink that sketchy home project while we celebrate the...
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Ghost Movie Madness (feat. Eddie Warren)
Squirrel Talk
n this episode, we welcome a longtime friend of cohost MikeâEddie Warren, one of the founders of the Missouri Ghostbusters! Eddieâs not just a mega-fan of the Ghostbusters franchise, heâs also a fellow nerd at heart who shares a love for the kind of fandoms and fun we live for here on Squirrel Talk. We dive into Eddieâs origin storyâhow he got into cosplay, conventions, building proton packs, and connecting with others who share his passion. Then, with Eddie joining the chaos, we jump into the ultimate Ghost Movie Madness Bracket Showdown! Sixteen movies, four categories, one ghostly...
info_outlineIn this episode of Squirrel Talk, we dive into the world of unsolved mysteries! We kick things off with a brief summary of each mystery, then put our detective hats on and try to guess the facts, piece together the clues, and even attempt to solve the case ourselves. Finally, we reveal the real details and see just how close (or wildly off) our theories were. From eerie disappearances to baffling historical enigmas, this episode is packed with intrigue, humor, and a whole lot of wild speculation!
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