Grad (re)Cap
After SchoolEd
Another Chef's Table here. The OG Ep 25 was a bust because we messed up the recording. Chef went at this one alone real quick to catch up. We'll release the tapes when they release the files. smh 2025 sucks We start with a Graduation recap. It was a blast. Great party. We talk about some homeschool Senior Year and HS tips as part of this. Chef makes it all sad when he talks about the Faculty of the Year Award, which Smokey won. 18:36 ReviewEd Segment Chef talks about two movies he would never force Rose to watch, and he recommends you don't either: A Family Affair (the Lifetime one) and...
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The Big Year
After SchoolEd
We got this one in the can over two months ago. Finally edited and published. It's been wild here. Chef jumps in right away with a new segment: Chef's Table. First course: an update on the delay and what we've been doing. 6:16 We're back into normal programming. It's a homeschool and family heavy ep. Lots of updates on what Rose is doing as a homeschool student winding up her senior year. We've got one more ep in the can, this one a review from the graduation. Then Rose will be back in town for a few months. Thanks for all your support!
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Social Studies Special Ep
After SchoolEd
We have got to stop this, but we accidentally did another helpful episode. Luckily, to make sure we don't actually get any listeners, Chef immediately derails us with a flagrantly inappropriate joke. 3:46 We're back on track: a helpful Social Studies segment that talks about the day of SAT taking for a homeschool kid. Previous eps have helped us register and walked through do's and don'ts of test prep, in this section we literally walk (sometimes run) through what to expect the day of. 11:42 A second Social Studies segment. This time, we look at one aspect of education that...
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Hug Your Fam - Life Is Short
After SchoolEd
We haven't been recording much, and it's time to come clean. Our fam was shattered a couple weeks ago, and life will never be the same. We bring y'all into our world and share what happened, both because we owe it to our fans (Schoolies? Homies? Schoolios? Ultras?) and because if there's any chance we can help you and your loved ones, to ideally prevent this from ever happening to you, then it's all worth it. Know that whatever happens, you're loved. Stay safe y'all. Go enjoy the day. Life is short. Ask that person out finally. Buy that eBike. Pick a flower, give it to a...
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Springisode 1 Tulip Pirates
After SchoolEd
We're back! Season 2 has a tighter, lighter format. It's Graduation --> Gap Year! We kick it off in style with the first of our spring themed eps. 11:43 SOS Tulip Mania We talk about the first ever economic bubble, which indluded the first futures sales, and is the source of the very word bubble in an economic sense: the Dutch Tulip Craze of 1636. Fortunes were made, more were lost, all over Tulips. 24:15 The Quote Game We debut a new segment: guess the quote! Was it a Tulip Bro or a Tech Bro? 26:51 SOS Johor Boleh The Dutch empire hits home: we talk about where the...
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Have a Drink
After SchoolEd
2025 has hit AfterschoolEd hard. On a light, postitive note, Rose has been good busy. She's been volunteering to teach dance at a local elementary school. It's been fantastic for them and her. But it means it's impossible to get her Rose and Chef on the same page schedule wise. On a serious note, living in a Nazi, Fascist regime has been as nightmarish as it was predictable, and that grind is evident in Chef's behavior during this ep. He's equal parts Hunter S Thompson and Ron Burgundy. A super sized intro has us talking about Season 1 in general, what's to come in Season 2,...
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The Last of the OGs
After SchoolEd
Season One has been a blast. Thanks for tuning in. Big changes coming. Rose is super busy with Senior Year stuff- teaching in Billings at 7:45am sometimes. At MontAsia, we have the lowest staffing levels ever, and we're expecting the biggest numbers ever, so Chef is strapped. He's often doing dishes until 3am. We simply can't record and edit two hour eps anymore. We'll do a one more big Season One Finale, and then Season Two will have new format. Stay tuned. We're really excited. 1:30 Oui Oui After the shortest intro ever, bam: The Tik Tok ban. Chef and Rose bring...
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Out of The Loop, In on The Arts
After SchoolEd
We start with one of our biggest intros ever, but we cover a lot, from the Vegas and CA vacays, to Home Schooling, plus a mini ScratchEd segment talks about how all the cancer days have been slowing down our schedule, but it has been a happy break with really special family time. 17:39 SOS In an AfterschoolEd first: a breaking news segment!!! During our post intro recording break, DUO called Chef only to hang up on him. What did Chef say to piss of that owl so much she had to hang up? Tune in to find out. 20:48 ReviewEd Back to normal programming: a ReviewEd buffet....
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Mulled Wine: A Slow Simmered Holiday Ep
After SchoolEd
Last '24 Episode!!! We survived. 1:32 ScratchEd In an AfterschoolEd first, Chef flies solo for a (mercifully) brief segment: a cancer and scheduling update. Don't worry, it's not bad, and it's over quick. He's. . . he's not a good solo voice. He needs help. Lots of help. 4:16 ReviewED Been a lot of family couch time between cancer and vacay, so we've been binging, and we're testing out AfterschoolEd's new rating system with a rapidfire ReviewEd session: from the X Triology to Starsky & Hutch, from Person of Interest to Smile 2, we saw a lot recently and we have notes. ...
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AdventSchoolEd First Day
After SchoolEd
On the first day of Christmas AfterschoolEd gave to me: A banger episode to enjoy! Our first Christmas episode. 2:00 SchedulEd We start super helpful this ep: homeschool tips and shoutouts right away. In the Senior year, make sure y'all are doing senior pics, announcements, etc. 15:50 Eff Marry Kill We had a lot of fun doing this segue recently, so we're bringing it back. The three Chris's (Pine, Hemworth, Pratt) pretty much wreck Chef. 25:27 ReviewEd Since it has become one of our most popular segments, we take the time to establish a formal list of...
info_outlineOur Forgotten Episode! Recorded after a long day dealing with cancer, we literally forgot we got this one in the can. Some days are like that- just trying to stay afloat, & it's exactly those days that laughter is the most imporant.
So, around midnight at the bar, we laughed, mostly about what not to do in life.
Youthphoria teaches us how not to color, and how not to brand. We then review the lessons from Cat on a Flagpole.
ReviewEd has us get back into Who Cooked the Last Supper, and it's literally the Penis and Vagina chapters; Chef goes off the rails, as could have been expected, thereby proving the book right.
Only one way to follow the P & V chapters: a baby. We learn about the Four Seasons Baby.
We peek behind the curtain of running a bar as Chef convenes an 86Ed to talk about creepy cameras and bar security.
Then we talk about a couple that was not concerned about how creepy they were, and they really really should have been.
In our Tip Out we make Lemon8 out of lemons.
Ep 5 here was a pleasant surprise. Ep 6 is a wild one, highly edited to remove Chef's madness.
RECIPE NOTE:
This ep was all glitchy. For a while it was only 3 minutes long. As of Aug 27th, it should be fixed.
Thanks for all your support. Merci! Xie xie.