After SchoolEd
A wild take on a home school podcast, After SchoolEd is a biweekly journal of a dad and daughter as they navigate the last year of homeschool, the gap year(s) after high school, and the first couple years in the "real world" for a MT gal who's been homeschooled for most of her life. Favorite segments include SOS (Sage on the Stage) where one of us teaches the other something; Oui Oui, where we learn about an aspect of pop culture until we can both say yes- we get it; CancelEd, where we discuss what people did, did they deserve it, and were they in fact cancelled; 86ed- quick insights from the family business; YellowstonEd- updates from life in MT; Social Studies, where we dive into the suspicious around homeschool kids and their social skills; and our faves ReviewEd and BackgroundEd, where we review movies, books, podcasts, and more, the latter with an emphasis on good stuff to stream in the background. All this with the crazy, crass humor of Chef Lee, who is- trying to be nice here- not a usual homeschool teacher, plus the unique take of Rose, a gal who has lived a huge life in only 17 years: she's been arrested in Singapore, detained and caned in Malaysia, dances every summer in Italy, and visited most of the US on a motorcycle. We're not crazy pro homeschool; we have reasonable takes and great advice on homeschool. It's just that in between, Chef might derail the show with insane stories about doing mushrooms in the forest.
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Out of The Loop, In on The Arts
01/19/2025
Out of The Loop, In on The Arts
We start with one of our biggest intros ever, but we cover a lot, from the Vegas and CA vacays, to Home Schooling, plus a mini ScratchEd segment talks about how all the cancer days have been slowing down our schedule, but it has been a happy break with really special family time. 17:39 SOS In an AfterschoolEd first: a breaking news segment!!! During our post intro recording break, DUO called Chef only to hang up on him. What did Chef say to piss of that owl so much she had to hang up? Tune in to find out. 20:48 ReviewEd Back to normal programming: a ReviewEd buffet. It's been an origami and binging holiday, and we watched a lot. From White Lotus to Black Dove, 3:10 to Yuma to Bonesaw, Lucky Logan to Queenpins, we have notes. It's a quick mini review of each one. 51:02 PoddEd Rose gave Chef a tip so good, he has to pass it on. Learn y'all, learn. 54:23 ReviewEd Rose Special Edition In a segment so good, we have to make it a tradition, Rose does her 10 Ins & 10 Outs for 2025. She's got some bangers. Chef agrees, then gets jealous and does his own on the fly. 1:15.47 Koan Koan Git In an awesome Education Moment, Chef starts a Koan only for Rose to recognize it less than one line in. Not only does she know it, she just told it the other day to a friend. Rose takes over the tale, nails it, and we talk about what turns out to be a mutual favorite Koan. Cross the River with us. We promise to set you down. 1:20.23 CancelEd We bring back an AfterschoolEd fan favorite and check in one a couple big '24 "Cancellations". Trump, Rowling, Roiland, and more, we talk about what they did, and if they were cancelled- surprising year, surprising results. 1:38.05 Tip Out Chef has a lazy, bucolic, beautiful tip for the peak of SADS and cold season: a great way to relax in the Reels or YouTube rabbitholes. Rose came in fiery for her best Tip Out yet. She's getting ready for a year of huge travels so the travel vids and travel crew she found are perfect. Stay out of the Loop in 2025! Go float canals, or play a huge game of Tag with your friends. We love you! Approaching 1k downloads!!!!! Thanks to South Asia- the region downloadind them most of this content. We love you guys too. Hug your famly, much love from Rose and Chef.
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Mulled Wine: A Slow Simmered Holiday Ep
12/30/2024
Mulled Wine: A Slow Simmered Holiday Ep
Last '24 Episode!!! We survived. 1:32 ScratchEd In an AfterschoolEd first, Chef flies solo for a (mercifully) brief segment: a cancer and scheduling update. Don't worry, it's not bad, and it's over quick. He's. . . he's not a good solo voice. He needs help. Lots of help. 4:16 ReviewED Been a lot of family couch time between cancer and vacay, so we've been binging, and we're testing out AfterschoolEd's new rating system with a rapidfire ReviewEd session: from the X Triology to Starsky & Hutch, from Person of Interest to Smile 2, we saw a lot recently and we have notes. 17:55 TinklEd In a mini Oui Oui we talk about the fallout from Barry's breakup with Sabrina. Chef knows more than you'd have thought. The internet also still needs to chill. 31:17 Oui Oui In the main Oui Oui, Chef learns why Gen Alpha is looking forward to knee surgery. 40:53 Koan Koan We dive right into what is very much not surprisingly one of Chef's favority Koans. It involves very sharp knives, sudden and unwarranted violence, and outright misanthropy. Of course he loves it. 44:55 BackGroundEd Christmas is maybe the #1 time of the year for background shows and movies to stream while your insane Uncle raves about 5G causing frogs to be gay. In honor of Huannakah, we each name our Eight Flicks of the Season: the best content for holiday streaming with the friends and fam. 1:01.28 Oui Oui Chef takes over the Oui Oui stream, and we get soaked in Proud Boy cereal milk. 1:12.52 SOS We dip our toe back into Who Cooked the Last Supper with a quick history lesson of a Queen who's been whitewashed and genderwashed from history. A true Queen. A Leader on par with Alexander and a Queen who quite literally bested Cyrus: Thosyris. 1:21.30 Tip Out Chef gets spooky with a crazy wild Tip Out, and Rose goes traditional with a Johnson family tradition that should be way way more widespread in the States. Thanks for all the listens. 14 countries have tuned in. A few new reviews. Lots of good feedback. Thanks for joining us for the ride. Happy New Year!
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AdventSchoolEd First Day
12/07/2024
AdventSchoolEd First Day
On the first day of Christmas AfterschoolEd gave to me: A banger episode to enjoy! Our first Christmas episode. 2:00 SchedulEd We start super helpful this ep: homeschool tips and shoutouts right away. In the Senior year, make sure y'all are doing senior pics, announcements, etc. 15:50 Eff Marry Kill We had a lot of fun doing this segue recently, so we're bringing it back. The three Chris's (Pine, Hemworth, Pratt) pretty much wreck Chef. 25:27 ReviewEd Since it has become one of our most popular segments, we take the time to establish a formal list of criteria. We test out our newfound scale on a couple recent watches: Extraction II and A Quiet Place II. 31:52 YellowstonEd Another update on the Fenn Treasure hunt. Spoiler alert: it begins again! 35:37 ReviewEd: Music of the Year Edition In the first of the 2024 Year in Review segments, we review a few of the most popular albums of the year. 1.14:50 True or False, Black Friday Edition Chef struggles to answer pretty basic questions about Black Fridayl. No surprise there. 1.20:20 Mewing and JawMaxxing So, Chef found about that Mewing is named after someone- the dude who "invented" it, and three days later he stopped laughing and we recorded some of his most recordable thoughts. 1.45:50 Tip Out Chef has a Christmas movie that you can't say you've lived until you've watched it. Rose counters with a very resonable NYT Games suggestion. Chef's already hooked.
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The Fab Five: The First Five Parter
11/27/2024
The Fab Five: The First Five Parter
We fell into the dark there like Gandalf and the Balrog after the election. Sorry. Much like Gandalf, we're coming out swinging and better than ever. This is AfterschoolEd's first ever five parter, and the first ep ever with times noted in the description! It may not be Rogan signing with Spotify, but it's at least the second or third most important moment in Podcast History. We're humbled to be a part of it. Oui Oui 1:16 Nara and Lucky Smith Chef Learns about Nara and Lucky, and, much like ep 1's Skibbity vid- it's a real eye opener for him. They have three children and their names are. . . . . they're not traditional. Chef might have a Lucky crush. YellowstonEd 14:00 The Fenn Treasure Update Back in the homeschool days of yore, we went deep on looking for the Forrest Fenn Treasure (that chest of treasure hidden by the Santa Fe dude in the Rocky MT West). We had a solid theory about where it was probably located. Our theory involved a few specific locations to the East of YNP in Wyoming. Update? It's been found. Where? Let's just say Chef and Rose might be geniuses. YellowstonEd 19:47 The 5 Stages of Grief as Two Blue Peeps in a Bright Red Maga County We recorded this episode 13 days after the election. It took a few weeks extra- a brutal few weeks. Both Chef and Rose went dark for a bit there. We're back. What are the 5 Stages of Grief? We talk about our trip through those stages in the past few weeks. And we talk about what went wrong. TinklEd 33:33 The 4B Movement Chef knew Rose would still be fiesty after the election debrief, so he came in prepped with a history of the 4B movement as a means to resisting Patriarchy Gone Wild. We talk history, deets, spread, pushback, and rebuttal to pushback in a way only Chef could: with a skiing analogy. 86Ed 39:45 Application Tips, Tip Slips, Tip Pools Can modern youth write their names, phone numbers, and email addresses by hand? What should you write on restaurant tip slips? Should you have restaurants split checks, ever? NO. NOTHING. NEVER. We explain. Eff Marry Kill 53:05 Food Trios We start with Poke, Sushi, and Sashimi, and we decide which one we'd (ahem), which one we'd marry, and which one we'd kill. It's a banger segment, and we'll do it again for sure. ReviewEd 1:03.00 Rando Cycles Pop culture goes in cycles, like so much of history. We review one of the worst trends that come back every now and then: the Random!!!! sense of humor cycle. Buckle up. Chef has notes. Koan Koan Git 1:09.35 The Biggest Questions in Life Sometimes in kitchens it's all jokes and nonsense. Slow season though, shit gets real, and the other day we talked about the biggest three questions of modern life. Something to ponder. ReviewEd 1:20.30 Zero Prep Sequel Check In We used to watch movies on repeat when Rose was a kid. Does she remember? Madagascar 2 and Hangover 2 get check ins. Tip Out 1:27.35 Get Your Shit Together and Future Earth To get over the election, Chef is banging out some fiery tunes. Rose is looking for good news.
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Spookisode IV
11/05/2024
Spookisode IV
On maybe the spookiest day ever: a cold, gray, harsh, bitter election day, under constant fire of the biting Beartooth Front wind, we hunker down and publish the last of our spookisodes. We had so much fun, we snuck in one more, recorded on Halloween Eve, released on Election Day: the scariest of all episodes. We start with an SOS where Rose teaches us the origins of Halloween. It's cool. You into mumsing or guising? Rose takes on a new segue, named Rose Way for now, and dives into hot takes on the halloween costumes of the year. A GhostEd sement takes a few unexpected turns, becoming one of the craziest trips down memory lane. Chef walks us through his encounters with ghosts (he's way way more into them than you would have thought), right up to his epic battle with the ghost of his father in law. Chef's. . . . well, chef's nuts, frankly. A WHM Trailer Game inspired Name It has Rose guessing famous halloween movies based on trivia deets. It's a hit, and we'll have to do more. We maybe stretched to call it a GhostEd, as our second GhostEd segment is really a double header of classic true crime stories. We learn Rose is way, way into true crime. It's a couple crazy stories. We finish our last Spookisode of '24 with a Halloween ReviewEd. We talk more costumes, we talk candy, and we rank where Halloween falls on our personal holiday lists. Last Spookisode Tip Out is a classic window into Rose and Chef: shopping and mapping and doing it in style. Stay safe in the coming days y'all. Fans of the show know we're rooting for a Harris win with the frosting on the cake being a Tester win too. We'll see. Fingers crossed. Much love either way. Feeling terrified but optimistic about the former, and sad and worried about the latter.
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Spookisode III Dare to Listen
10/30/2024
Spookisode III Dare to Listen
Our 13th Episode is also the 3rd Spookisode, and it's downright haunting. Children, the elderly, those prone to fainting, the light hearted, ninnywaggles, and those prone to gasping should probably not attempt to listen. We ease in, with a Social Studies showing off a homeschool leadership achievement. It's another sneakily helpful homeschool segment. Then we start to get spooky: a Would You Rather that straight up freaks Chef out. Now we get downright scary: we try to scare Rose straight with the straight dope on DRUGS. We start with all the legal or readily available ones. For an SOS segue, we learn why Friday the 13th is a thing in our popular culture. It's a cool story, with a spooky vibe just right for the season. A micro 86ed has Chef trending and he won't shut up about it. Luckily his jokes are OK. We finish our harrowing DarED episode with the harder drugs. Chef has an astonishignly frank discussion about mushrooms in particular. Seasonal tip outs round out a crazy ride. We're. . . . we're the ones who do this and we're still not sure what the hell we're doing. It's fun though.
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Spookisode II Smashing Pumpkin Spice
10/23/2024
Spookisode II Smashing Pumpkin Spice
The Second Ever Spookisode starts with a NYC update. Chef almost had a panic attack in Brooklyn, so that's legit scary. We finish our GhostEd sandwiches from Spookisode I last week, when Chef intro'd Yuba and Rose intro'd Dyatlov. We flip flop and Chef starts with his theory of Dyatlov. Despite the fact that last week he couldn't even pronounce it and kept shouting something about "the women", his take is surprisingly reasoned and well-informed. It's. . . . . it's almost scary. Quick segue has Rose largely smashing her way through the 90's, and we have to agree. Last of the sammies as Rose debuts her research and theories on the Yuba Five. She's got some good points. Chef brought evidence too. No effing around. Johnson & Johnson maybe solve the case. Boom. In a TinklEd Rose switches gears at the last moment and baits Chef into wildly inappropriate jokes. In another shocking development, we have another seriously helpful ep here with a great homeschool update. We've been dancing around this for a bit, and we're finally debuting our third and maybe most important homeschool themed segment: SchedulEd. SchedulEd deals with the logistics, the everyday deets that make managing a homeschool from both a teacher and a student perspective so intimidating. We break it down into digestible segments dealing with things like test prep and, of course, scheduling priorities. In our first SchedulEd, we talk about Senior Photos. We also have a pre-event check in for Rose, who is going to a huge dance event as a student and a choreographer. For a segue, Chef and Chat GPT team up and uncover another Bermuda Triangle style spooky zone. Its sounds deranged. Might actually be onto something, which is also scary. As a Chef and a foodie, we're stoked fall is here & talking fall foods and trends in ReviewEd. In a perfect Generational take on entertainment, Chef's tip out is a TV show, and Rose's tip out is a YouTube show. See you one more time this October for Spookisode III.
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1st Ever Spookisode
10/15/2024
1st Ever Spookisode
Both Rose and Chef love the fall season, also an Absarokee and Fishtail favorite. We dive into the season with the first in a month's worth of spooky themed content- our first ever Spookisode. We start with a check in with Chef before a trip to NYC to film an episode of international TV. He's . . . . stoked. And weird. Usual Chef. Then we dive into our GhostEd stories. Rose intros Dyatlov Pass: the basics. We hint at our theories. We'll revisit in a couple of weeks and tell each other our specific theories. We switch gears with an attempt to answer a few classics for film buffs like Rose and Chef: "Which horror movie is actually, really for reals scary?" "Best horror movies?" "Worst horror movies?" Rose is on fire. Chef can really just hang on and agree. Kid's got taste. With YellowstonEd we look at a couple possible origin stories for Rose's horror prediliction. What did Chef and Smokey do wrong to create a modern day Wednesday? In maybe the only really scary story of the day, Social Studies takes us back into public school, this time to a Billings Middle School year of our lord 2024, for a legit scary story about things going on in public schools these days. A quick Joker segment highlights dumb jokes and how they are legit important, no joke. Chef rounds out the GhostEd part one stories with the Yuba 5. Between Yuba and Dyatlov we got some perfect Montana ghost story material: mountains and mysteries. The quickest Tip Out ever rounds out a quick, tight, brisk fall walk of an ep. See you soon for Spookisode 2!
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5 6 7 8 DRAMA
10/01/2024
5 6 7 8 DRAMA
And 5 and 6 and 7 and 8: cue our biggest ep ever, and our most drama filled! In a 5 themed SOS, Chef dishes on the 5 "Mother" sauces, and the "5" things we can actually taste. Rose blows all of our minds by A) Taking charge of a Koan Koan Git segment, and B) Absolutely bringing the fire with a really cool modern Koan. A perfect Koan for Rose's first: super modern, something Chef never would have thought of, and a crazy cool different pathway to get to Koan meditation. Well done. Git it? In the most fundmental, dramatic, intense ReviewEd ever, Chef and Rose both lay out their top 5 movies of all time. Don't @ us; to quote Podcast Legends WHM: "It's okay to like a movie." We're quite sure you won't agree with our pics, especially Chef's. We go back for more of the Hawk Tuah girl. Try not to make a joke about going in again. Don't worry, it's just an update. Ugh. 2024. For our main Oui Oui Chef get surprisingly interested and in and passionate aboute Rose's Oui Oui: the Becky Effect and Lesbian Tik Tock Drama. Ugh. Sedona. Rose takes us through the whole DRAMA, and we issue a couple Certified AfterschoolEd Shipments. A quick Now Geo segment takes us to NYC, where Chef is going this week. YellowstonEd is an update on the black week in Stillwater County. It's been a brutal two years in County 32 here, and this was maybe the brutalist week of 'em all. Chef's Tip Out: a chess tip. Rose gets us cool again with a song pic.
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Siwas to Salvation, Fires to Burns, Zombie Thumbs & Cursed Books: The Ghostisode
09/17/2024
Siwas to Salvation, Fires to Burns, Zombie Thumbs & Cursed Books: The Ghostisode
Tonight's Podcast goes where the MSM won't, and it might shock you! First, we tackle an age old dad joke: Is Chef Trending? The answer might just surprise you. Then, results of an internal safety audit at a Montana restaurant that might change everything you know about security, safety, and Jo Jo Siwa. Tune in to find out: Do YOU need to be AFRAID!? We check in with two local Montanans debating the issues in a political Smash or Pass. It'll have you wondering, who would YOU smash or pass? Next, as climate change heats up all around us, we follow around one local bar owner as he struggles to keep his bar safe in a changing world. What we uncover about his management, and about the future of your local bar, will stun and bewilder you. You. Must. Tune. In. We check in on a rural debate, where a Chef seems completely unprepared to deal with some simple questions. It'll have you wondering, who's in charge of YOUR life? Audio at 11. The heat in the press room is nothing compared to the debate stage as Harris tussled with Trump; we follow two locals as they watch on. You won't believe who they are, and when you hear why they watched the debates, you might literally collapse and die because it's so damn shocking. ARE YOU EATING HUMAN FLESH!?!?!?!?! You have got to sequester all your freinds, family, acquaintances, youth summer camp counselors who may have vaguely impacted your life and more, for this incredible look at food systems in a refugee camp. Tune it at 11. Is a Flesh Eating Bacteria Consuming YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR ENTIRE TOWN!?!?! Hell yes it is! How to stop it and survive this certain impending death that you are definitely facing? Tune in at 11, Jack Chick has all the answers to that, plus some great tips for what's promising to be a lovely weekend.
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He Dropped Out She Tuned In
09/04/2024
He Dropped Out She Tuned In
Don't look now- we're stringing together serious and seroiusly helpful episodes, I mean, Chef still goes off the rails several times, but we still actually get around to serious homeschooling again. It starts with a crazy chain of events: Biden drops out, so Rose tuned in (to the DNC). She rates her top five speeches from this year's Democratic National Convention. We learn about Captain Gilligan and suuuper low level corporate fraud in an 86ed segue segment about poorly handled packages. You gotta handle those packages carefully. . . That's what she said. Doubling down on ReviewEd, we dive into our favorite olympics moments. Rose talks about women straight killin' it from Simone to cycling to the boxing ring. Chef talks Paris, Argentina v France, Snark v Seine. In a Tinkle segue we dive into the disgusting cosplay world of MTG with a Chef-curated slideshow of her lowlights, from cosplay hunting and dangerous firearm handling to fake cooking and terrible kitchens. And we finish out with a Social Studies segment that is a perfect example of why we need a new homeschool segment, becuase this one's not at all about socialization myths. We're diving back into helpful, pragmatic, concrete advice about senior year homeschool milestones. And in the end, we both completely forget about the Tip Out. We had ones planned, but we got so excited to be done at a reasonable hour for once that we pat ourselves on the back, drop the mics, and just left. Nobody ever said we weren't forgetful. At least not that we can recall.
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Italians Dance, Americans Test; Couch Banging & Hawk Tuahing
08/21/2024
Italians Dance, Americans Test; Couch Banging & Hawk Tuahing
Wait a second. . . did we make an actually helpful episode!?! This, and for once we don't say it jokingly, really is a homeschool podcast. We dive into a recap of Rose's time in Italy, and we talk about the importance of club and sport activities to homeschoolers, and how it could actually be a superpower and not a weakness. After a trip into the magic of the number 7, we get straight up helpful again: we do a rundown of what to get into your senior year of homeschool for testing, including deets like GED vs HiSet, and PSAT's: take or don't take? Things get wild with a ride on the couch with JD Vance in a mini Oui Oui. Then we're mixing ReviewEd and ScratchEd with a recap of some good cancer / grief movies and books. We're talking Eat Pray Love, From Scratch, & Crying in the HMart. Rose kills Chef in a trash talking segment that Chef probably still doesn't even understand. And we finish with a lesson that was definitely not worth the wait. For weeks Chef has avoided learning about the Hawk Tuah girl. He finally learns about the little slice of '24 that is the Hawk Tuah girl. He reacts . . . . probably like you're thiniking he would . Our Tipout has two of our faves, well three of our faves: Bruno (Mars), Lady (Gaga), and Messermeister (Knives).
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Splitting Checks and Splitting Town
08/21/2024
Splitting Checks and Splitting Town
A crazy, weird, wild ep. Kind of our last "rough draft" or pre-recorded one. We did this a few weeks ago, and we had to fight for it- it was super late at night, with Rose leaving for Italy the next day, and Chef coming off one of his worst days ever. Between Chef's angry rants about split checks and our meandering tangents about Marfa and malls and everything in between, we had to edit this an insane amount. Chef's anguished screams took up about twenty minutes alone. So: we sliced, we diced, and we came up with a wild ping pong game of an ep. Chef shares his leg shaving routine. Rose preps to leave for Italy. We beg you not to split checks. Chef vents on one of his three worst days ever; Rose vents on some balls out certifiably nuts behavior in the bar. From now on, we've got our publishing routine down. Eps should come out within days of recording. Ep 7 is in the can from last night. Rose is back. Great ep. Thanks to India, Myanmar, Montana, and all the other places listening. Y'all rock.
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Branding & Phrasing, Creeping & Coupling
08/08/2024
Branding & Phrasing, Creeping & Coupling
Our Forgotten Episode! Recorded after a long day dealing with cancer, we literally forgot we got this one in the can. Some days are like that- just trying to stay afloat, & it's exactly those days that laughter is the most imporant. So, around midnight at the bar, we laughed, mostly about what not to do in life. Youthphoria teaches us how not to color, and how not to brand. We then review the lessons from Cat on a Flagpole. ReviewEd has us get back into Who Cooked the Last Supper, and it's literally the Penis and Vagina chapters; Chef goes off the rails, as could have been expected, thereby proving the book right. Only one way to follow the P & V chapters: a baby. We learn about the Four Seasons Baby. We peek behind the curtain of running a bar as Chef convenes an 86Ed to talk about creepy cameras and bar security. Then we talk about a couple that was not concerned about how creepy they were, and they really really should have been. In our Tip Out we make Lemon8 out of lemons. Ep 5 here was a pleasant surprise. Ep 6 is a wild one, highly edited to remove Chef's madness. RECIPE NOTE: This ep was all glitchy. For a while it was only 3 minutes long. As of Aug 27th, it should be fixed. Thanks for all your support. Merci! Xie xie.
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Catwalks, Rap Beefs, Reading, Rolling Therapy
08/07/2024
Catwalks, Rap Beefs, Reading, Rolling Therapy
For our biggest ever show, we start at the Met Gala, breaking down the best looks from this year's show. Sticking with pop culture- with Chef dropping some historical background and English lit cred- we take on the big rap battle of the summer: Kendrick v Drake. In between we do a Name It segment, and another Smash or Pass. The third segment has us taking on the heart of a very important quesiton: What is the most important thing I can do to encourage good college results from my kid(s)? It's way way way easier than you might think and the data overwhelmingly points in one direction: read to them. It's easy to be tempted by new apps, new tech etc, but that one constant remains: read, read, read. A segue segment so special it gets its own music drop, Chef's fave: Koan Koan Git, where we talk about a koan, marvel at it, and sometimes we even learn from it. This week, talking about one of Chef's favorite Koans: Cat on a Flagpole. Finally, we break our own rules and add a fourth segment, making this ep ridiculously long. It's our first ScratchEd segment, wehre we talk about our journey with cancer. First up: we're talking about ecstasy therapy, increasingly used in end of life situations. Finish with a quick Tip Out, and we're out. We'll see you who knows when for Ep 5. It's an editors nightmare. Chef is completely deranged. Ep 6 is the first ep we'll record and release right away. We're shooting for Back to School season in mid to late August.
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Shipping Kids, from The Children's Crusade to Quondale Dingle
08/07/2024
Shipping Kids, from The Children's Crusade to Quondale Dingle
One of the worst myths about teaching in general, and homeschool specifically: "I can't teach it because I don't know it." This is literally the opposite of good teaching. This is called Sage on the Stage. It's actually better to learn together, or Guide on the Side. This week, we tackle it head on with a recurring segment SOS, or Sage on the Stage. Chef talks (and talks and talks) about the Children's Crusade, a real thing that really happened. It's no wonder we kind of brushed that one under the rug. We break our five year rule to talk about recent incidents in the restaurant. Pro tip: if you go into an Asian restaurant in the Year of Our Lord 2024, and ask about cats and dogs, you're suuuuuuper racist. Rose busts out her crazily good Micheal Safi impression as Chef won't shut up about ChatGPT. Finally, Rose is stunned by Chef's take on the Tik Tok Rizz Party. Chef shreds the Rorshach Test that is looking at that video, an analysis that is stunningly accurate, and only really possible thanks to surviving decades of private school interactions. Yep, even though he's a Homeschool teacher, Chef has spent a lot of time in a lot of different private schools. Chef immediately derails our Tipout Segment overanalyzing carnival rides and dicks. Rose gets us back on track, and Chef drops a red hot song tip, one you absolutely must incorporate into your playlists. Seriously. Ep 4 releasing later today. Ep 5 is taking extra editing, because even by Chef standards, he's dropping so many eff bombs, and is so hopped up about work, we may have to edit at least %50 of it. We'll release the uncut version for like Ep 250 or something. It's like Lewis Black, George Carlin, and Hunter S Thompson all had bad days and screamed at each other. It's pretty funny. . . . . . We'll see. Much Love. Et merci a tous nos amis francais. Bien que je parle francais, ces downloads en France sont surprennants. Je vous aime tous!
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YellowstonEd Yiannopoulos
08/06/2024
YellowstonEd Yiannopoulos
Recorded in the spring, Chef comes in all psyched up from his first ever TV casting interview (maybe got the part, probably not). Speaking of TV, everyone is moving to MT after Covid and Yellowstone (TV version), but maybe hold off on your move plans until you hear about flood-powered propane missiles, angry pine trees, bear poo pyramids, and squatter fights. A duelling segue segment has us both asking Would You Rather? ReviewEd sees the first BackgroundEd ep: reviewing stuff to put on in the background. It's a short segment, because Chef no longer watches it- he CancelEd them, which leads us into our first CancelEd segment. We meet the hyper feminized Harry Potter: Milo. Rose is. . . . . . . . confused. So's Chef. Finish out with a tech tip and a podcast tip. Ep 3 releasing any minute. Eps 4,5 already recorded, releasing soon. Thanks for your support. Did not expect any French listeners. Love it. Merci mes amis!
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Skibbity Sigma Stoners at Supper
08/06/2024
Skibbity Sigma Stoners at Supper
We intro our bad ass selves, and then get right into it: our Oui Oui segment has Rose teaching Chef about Gen Alpha humour with their Rosetta Stone: The Skibbity Toilet Gyot Rizzler vid. Chef learns. . . . a lot. Given that this was recorded way back in the spring, pretty prescient lesson. Montana vs Malaysia geo facts are a quick little geography tidbit. On this week's ReviewEd we're tackling the first few chapters of Who Cooked the Last Supper. It's a big, serious historical tome and we're diving deep. We'll do it a couple chapters at a time. To lighten the mood, a quick Smash or Pass segue delights and disgusts Chef. In Social Studies, we're taking on one of the biggest misconceptions / myths / stupid ideas around homeschooling: the dreaded Socialization. Chef gives us a great example of a time he was "socialized" in high school, emphasis on high. Tipouts are a couple music tips. Much love, ep 1 coming in a few days. We're getting ready for Back to School Season, so we're releasing our first five eps pretty much right away. The rest will start to release when school starts. Get out there and stick out your gyot, maybe that rizzler will come sigman their way into your hearts. We all get a bit skibbity sometimes!
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AfterschoolEd Trailer
08/05/2024
AfterschoolEd Trailer
First taste of the AfterschoolEd world is here! It's the homeschool podcast nobody asked for. We'll drop new eps on a biweekly basis. We're talking about aspects of homeschool that aren't usually covered: the senior year, all the tests and college stuff, the gap year, going to college as a girl who's been mostly homeschooled in rural MT her whole life, and going out into the "real world" as a homeschool grad. We'll have some great tips for homeschooling, and some fun peaks into our world living on the Beartooth Front and running a bustling business. All of this set in a family bar, with a profane and probably dangerous chef. We've got six eps in the can already, and more coming soon!
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