Cocomelon! Niece Check-In: Astrology, Aliens & All the Tea
Release Date: 04/18/2025
Dope Ass Aunties
The Aunties are back — and we’re catching up with our dope-ass nieces, Maia, Faye and Tyler, for a cosmic, chaotic, and absolutely uncensored convo you didn’t know you needed. We’re talking Sun, moon, and rising signs — because yes, your Scorpio moon is why you cried at brunch. Ancient aliens — are they real? Are we them? Did they build the Egyptian pyramids? Dating in L.A. — how to the navigate the scene and remain authentic. To kid or not to kid — the great uterus debate. And finally... a no-holds-barred round of Marry, F*ck, Kill that got a little too real. Sorry, Denzel....
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What happens when the Aunties mix a little sass with some civic savvy? You get Politicing and Parlaying — an episode where politics meets the people, and no topic is too taboo. This week, we’re joined by the unapologetically brilliant Cameron Trimble, CEO and founder of Hip-Politics Inc., who breaks down why being politically engaged is so important right now! From dissecting the intersection of hip-hop and legislation to the birth of a possible Dope Ass Political Party (yes, you read that right — we said what we said), Cameron schools us on how to show up, speak out, and still keep it...
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The aunties are back, and we're chatting it up! First up, we’re catching up on all the fabulous (and slightly dangerous) antics from Aunty Yaya’s birthday—because you know she celebrated in style. Then, we’ve got a special announcement about some magical crystal merch coming your way (get your wallets ready nieces and nephews!). And finally… Aunty Nikki’s beloved bedroom accessory met an unfortunate and untimely demise. RIP to a real one. Tap in, laugh with us, and don’t forget to bring your good vibes. This episode is NOT one to miss! #DopeAssAunties...
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Grab your sage, charge those crystals, and get ready to tap into some serious mystical energy! This week on Dope Ass Aunties, we’re getting all up in the universe’s business with our good sis, Aunty Mai, as she blesses us with a tarot reading that had Aunty YaYa clutching her waist beads and Aunty Nikki side-eyeing the cosmos. 👀✨ Tune in for all the laughs, the revelations, and maybe even a few spiritual breakthroughs. Trust us, you do not want to miss this one! 🔮💫
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Fitness King and Personal Trainer extraordinaire Carl Lewis (@Carllewis_repla) drops by to chat about attraction… and somehow, a lot of other unexpected things. Buckle up, because this episode takes more sharp left turns than a high-speed car chase!
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Swipe right on this episode as we take you on a wild ride through some our first dates. From aggressive teeth to rumbling stomachs, we’re spilling all the hilarious, cringeworthy details. Plus, we’re dropping some wisdom on spotting those red flags.
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The aunties are bringing you the ultimate self-care trifecta—meditate, manifest, and ahem masturbate your way into the life of your dreams! From clearing your mind to setting intentions (and maybe even setting the mood), we’re giving you the real, raw, and hilariously unfiltered guide to unlocking abundance in every area of your life.
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Picture it! St. Bernards High School, 1996—a bubbly, no-nonsense girl from Carson collides with a sweet but way too sheltered girl from an all-white school. What happens next? Tune in as we reminisce on the good, the bad, and the did-we-really-do-that? Moments of our 25+ year friendship.
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Welcome to Dope Ass Aunties—the podcast where your favorite unapologetic, wine-sipping, truth-dropping aunties gather to spill the tea, share wisdom, and remind you why we’re the real MVPs of the family. We’ve lived, we’ve learned, and now we’re here to bless your ears with our unfiltered takes on life, love, and the absolute foolishness of this world. Expect belly laughs, side-eye moments, and the kind of advice your mama wished she could give you. So grab a drink (or a snack—because, priorities) and get ready for some real talk, Auntie-style. Because if we don’t tell you, who...
info_outlineThe Aunties are back — and we’re catching up with our dope-ass nieces, Maia, Faye and Tyler, for a cosmic, chaotic, and absolutely uncensored convo you didn’t know you needed.
We’re talking Sun, moon, and rising signs — because yes, your Scorpio moon is why you cried at brunch. Ancient aliens — are they real? Are we them? Did they build the Egyptian pyramids? Dating in L.A. — how to the navigate the scene and remain authentic. To kid or not to kid — the great uterus debate.
And finally... a no-holds-barred round of Marry, F*ck, Kill that got a little too real. Sorry, Denzel. It’s giving hilarious. It’s giving heart. It’s giving family therapy... with wine and an amazing charcuterie!
So grab your crystals, pour your wine, and join us as we spiral through the stars with our favorite Gen Z goddesses.