STRANGER THINGS Star MOCKS Lady Parts, Matt Damon CALLS OUT Netflix, CREEPY Milk Ads
Release Date: 01/19/2026
Billie Eilish Facing BACKLASH, Bob Iger OUT at Disney, WTF Kelly Osbourne (W/ Col. Kurtz)
Pop Culture Crisis
The amazing Colonel Kurtz is back! 1) Bob Iger's Reign of Terror OVER at Disney, Head of Parks Named His Replacement 2) NFL Commissioner Claims Bad Bunny Won't Get Political at The Super Bowl 3) Jay-Z, Harvey Weinstein & More Named in Recent Epstein File Dump 4)1 Billie Eilish SLAMMED After Grammys Virtue Signal Reveals Her House Is on STOLEN LAND 5)2 Kelly Osbourne Looks SICKLY at The Grammys 6) ADHD Riddled Gen Z Film Students Can't Even Sit & Watch Full Movies in Class
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THE ODYSSEY Race Swap, Grammys CRINGE, Markiplier BREAKS Hollywood
Pop Culture Crisis
WE ARE BACK! 1) Everyone at The Grammys Was DESPERATE For Attention 2) STEP ASIDE Hollywood, Markiplier SMASHES Box Office With IRON LUNG 3) Christopher Nolan Facing BACKLASH Over Helen of Troy Race Swap With Lupita Nyong_o 4) Dumbledore Actor John Lithgow REFUSES to Cut Ties With JK Rowling 5) Robots PLOT Against Humanity on AI Social Media Network MOLTBOOK
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Sydney Sweeney REJECTS Politics, Hollywood Says 'Skip Work to Protest ICE'
Pop Culture Crisis
Let's get the weekend started right! 1) Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo Snubbed by The Oscars Over CREEPY Relationship 2) Hollywood's Original Ideas Are WORSE Than Sequel Slop - A 3) Sydney Sweeney DENIES Being MAGA Barbie 4) Joe Rogan Gives Golden Globes The Middle Finger, Legacy Media DUSTED 5) Rich Celebs Tell Peasants to Skip Work to Own ICE
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Odessa A'zion CANCELLED For Race Swap, Sydney Sweeney WINS AGAIN, Melania Doc Drama
Pop Culture Crisis
Alex & Brandon are back in studio! Let's Goooo! 1) Nepo Baby Odessa A'zion Begs Forgiveness & FIRES HERSELF From New Movie Over Race Swap 2) Hollywood Continues Non Stop Virtue Signaling Against ICE 3) Sydney Sweeney Breaks Box Office Record as Lingerie Line SELLS OUT in Hours 4) Melania Trump's Own Documentary Film Crew Say They Hope Her Film FLOPS 5) Was Actually Black, Jewish Woman, Claims New Book
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CREEPY Wuthering Heights Press Tour, Billie Eilish Virtue Signals, Olivia Wilde Vs Gen Z
Pop Culture Crisis
Mary is back as we conquer tech issues to bring you a brand new episode of PCC! 1) Billie Eilish Slams ICE in Performative Instagram Posts 2) Olivia Wilde DRAGS Gen Z For Hating Intimate Scenes 3) Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Get WAY TOO FRIENDLY on WUTHERING HEIGHTS Press Tour 4) Timothee Chalamet Oscar Chances IN TROUBLE After Safdie Brothers Scandal 5) TikTok's Viral Cheesecake Trend Could be a DEATH SENTENCE
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Sydney Sweeney's 'ILLEGAL' Stunt, Kanye Apologizes, Taylor Swift FURIOUS (W/ Col. Kurtz)
Pop Culture Crisis
We are back from the snow storm! Colonel Kurtz is here! 1) Sydney Sweeney Caught LYING About Getting Implants? 2) Kanye West APOLOGIZES For Antisemitic Comments Ahead of Release of New Album BULLY 3) Tom Brady Admits His Divorce DESTROYED HIM 4) Taylor Swift FURIOUS Over Leaked Text Messages From Blake Lively's Battle With Justin Baldoni 5) Kristen Stewart WHINES That Actresses Get _Treated Like S--t_ 6) 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple FLOPPED Because The Studio FAILED to Promote it
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Taylor Swift MEAN GIRL Texts EXPOSED, Blake Lively Called 'A TERRORIST' (W/ Col. Kurtz)
Pop Culture Crisis
The Amazing Colonel Kurtz is back! Let's Gooo! 1) Parent of Timothy Busfield Accuser VOWED REVENGE Before Accusations Were Made 2) Brittany Furlan Files RESTRAINING ORDER Against Ronnie Radke After Catfishing Incident 3) Taylor Swift MEAN GIRL Status EXPOSED In SHOCKING Texts With Blake Lively 4) Sony Executive EXPOSES Blake Lively as a TERRORIST on The Set of IT ENDS WITH US 5) Nepo Baby Nicola Peltz_s Plastic Surgery Proves You_re Not Ugly, YOU_RE JUST POOR
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Beckham Family CIVIL WAR, Hilary Duff Comeback CRINGE, Billie Eilish Wins STUPID Award
Pop Culture Crisis
Hey Crisis Actors! Let's Talk CIVIL WAR! Beckham Civil War That Is!!! 1) Billie Eilish WINS AWARD For Being Most Obnoxious Woke Pop Star 2) Lara Trump's FAILED Music Career Is a Joke 3) Nepo Baby Brooklyn Beckham Callls Out Parents For SABOTAGING His Marriage 4) Lil Tay COMPLAINS That OF Is Too Difficult 5) Hilary Duff's Comeback to Music Is Embarrassing AF
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STRANGER THINGS Star MOCKS Lady Parts, Matt Damon CALLS OUT Netflix, CREEPY Milk Ads
Pop Culture Crisis
HEY CRISIS ACTORS! We've got a cure for the monday blues! 1) Zootopia 2 SMASHES Disney Box Office Record Despite Being Forgettable 2) The Government Is Promoting Milk in the CREEPIEST Way Possible 3) STRANGER THINGS Actor Finn Wolfhard Slams For 'Misogynist' Joke About 'Lady Parts' on SNL 4) Matt Damon GOES OFF on NETFLIX For Dumbing Down Scripts For Audiences 5) Clavicular BANNED From Miami Nightclub After Antisemitism Scandal
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Kathleen Kennedy ACTUALLY GONE, LANDMAN Pronoun Nontroversy, 2016 Nostalgia TikToks
Pop Culture Crisis
FRIDAY! Weekend Crisis Actors UNITE! 1) Timothy Chalamet Deserves an Oscar For Promoting Marty Supreme 2) LANDMAN Character BLASTS Non-Binary Pronouns 3) Kathleen Kennedy Is Gone, Star Wars Is Already Dead 4) Toxic Influencer Couple Alex Eubank & Shelby Sapp Get Engaged After Filming Arguments 5) Gen Z Spreads 2016 Nostalgia All Over TikTok
info_outlineHEY CRISIS ACTORS! We've got a cure for the monday blues!
1) Zootopia 2 SMASHES Disney Box Office Record Despite Being Forgettable
2) The Government Is Promoting Milk in the CREEPIEST Way Possible
3) STRANGER THINGS Actor Finn Wolfhard Slams For 'Misogynist' Joke About 'Lady Parts' on SNL
4) Matt Damon GOES OFF on NETFLIX For Dumbing Down Scripts For Audiences
5) Clavicular BANNED From Miami Nightclub After Antisemitism Scandal