Materialists or "How to Make a Wedding"
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Tony runs the numbers and takes a deal on romance in order to spoil "Materialists" (2025) directed by Celine Song and starring Dakota Johnson, Pedro "The Demon" Pascal, Chris "Jimmy Torch" Evans, and the lady from "Red Scare", a rival podcast. We talk market value, bourgeouise feminism, De Palma's only music video, making a wedding, the value of an honest asshole, and doing a bad job making a wedding. Featuring the hit song "Make a Wedding" by John.
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Accident Man or "I Had an Accident :("
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Jon executes a perfectly laid spoiling of Accident Man (2018) starring Scott Adkins, Ray Stevenson (RIP) and Michael Jai White and directed by auteur Jesse V. Johnson. Featuring Jon's rap debut "MIKEY" Items of discussion, Tony's difficulty with appreciating art, sex with non-mammals, Jon's psychological need for violence, and more. Credit for the instrumental used for "MIKE" goes to and many thanks to them for their work.
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Hurry Up Tomorrow or "The Weeknd at his computer, smiling"
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Tony brings the can of gasoline to light the fire by which we will blaze through the film "Hurry Up Tomorrow". Jon and Tony both explain the immense respect they have for The Weeknd and his ability to maintain both his sadness and his success as balanced parts of his musical output, and his commitment to staying the same no matter what. Additionally we get into a new version of the film "Taken", the degree to which the director Trey Edward Shults had any input into the screenplay and whether this may be the end of his illustrious career, The Weeknd happily explaining himself to the audience...
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Pride and Prejudice or "Sister Act 5”
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Tony puts on his top hat and tails and takes a hop across the pond to spoil the Jane Austen adaptation Pride and Prejudice (2005) in celebration of its 20th anniversary. Jon makes use of his finest accent work. The brats pay tribute to the brave troops fighting Seamus Bin'Laden, the quick wit and banter of the leisurely English gentry, and the importance of respecting introverts. Pride and Prejudice is directed by Joe Wright and stars Keira Knightly as Elizabeth Bennet, Matthew McFayden as Mr. Darcy, Rosemund Pike as Jane Bennet, Mr. Bennet as Donald Sutherland and Tom Hollander as Mr....
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Roadhouse 2 or "Gary Bussey’s Bad Baby Boy Bussey”
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Jon excitedly and exactingly spoils Road House 2 (2006), a direct-to-DVD sequel to the classic Patrick Swayze action flick. Along the way, we discuss the kangaroo insurgency, knife ladies, and Kid Rock’s short statured sidekick Joe C. (rest in power). Tony cruelly lies and says we will be talking about the Minecraft movie next. Roadhouse 2 is directed by Scott Ziehl. Starring Jonathan Schaech as Shane Tanner-Dalton. Ellen Hollman as Beau, Jake Bussy as Wild Bill Bussy and Will Patton as Nate Tanner.
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Mickey 17 or "Man Made of Poo"
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Mickey 17 is directed by Bong Joon Ho. It starts Robert Pattinson as Mickeys 1-18. Robert Pattinson as Mickey 17, Naomi Ackie as Nasha, Mark Ruffalo as Preginald Drumpf, Steven Yeun as Temu, and Anamaria Vartolomei as Toni's girlfriend,
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The Contractor or "No Free Estimates!"
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Directed by Tarik Saleh. Starring Chris Pine as Chris Pine, Ben Foster as Mike, Gillian Jacobs as Brianne Harper, Kiefer Sutherland as Rusty "Boots" Jenkins, Fares Fares as Salim and Eddie Marsan as Virgil.
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The Monkey or "Killer Drum Solo"
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The Monkey was directed by Oswald Perkins and stars Michael Scott as the father, Theo Von as the brothers Hal and Bill, Tatiana Tatianavich as Aunt Tatiana, and the Monkey as the Monkey.
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Flight Risk or "No Beverage Service"
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Today we talk about Flight Risk starring Mark Wahlberg, CHRISTOPHER Grace, Michelle Dockery, Father Gooner, and a plane. Directed by Mel Gibson. Thanks for listening.
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Noseferatu
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Nosegeratu features Harry Dickinson as Brad, Wilem Dafoe as Van Helsing and Bill Skarsgarad as Count Orloch. The sound quality has vastly improved.
info_outlineMickey 17 is directed by Bong Joon Ho. It starts Robert Pattinson as Mickeys 1-18. Robert Pattinson as Mickey 17, Naomi Ackie as Nasha, Mark Ruffalo as Preginald Drumpf, Steven Yeun as Temu, and Anamaria Vartolomei as Toni's girlfriend,