Ep. 94 House of 1000 Corpses (2003): It's a daddy apron
Release Date: 11/25/2025
Ep. 102 - Mortuary (1982): Bill Paxton was at the Kennedy assassination??
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Hey Boogeyman - let's boogie! This week we're inviting you to the unholy matrimony of Paul and Christie in MORTUARY (1982)! So get ready to embalm your loved ones and give a toast to the lovely new couple. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 101 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974): Leatherface has feelings and dreams too
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Bonk! One by one we'll be getting knocked out and dragged into the basement of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)! That’s right, we’re doing the grandfather of slashers this week, so get ready to hate on Franklin and question the horrible choices and laugh at their pain.I hope I get turned into a pretty lampshade. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 100 - The First Annual Beaty's Part II
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Welcome to the First Annual Beaty’s Part II awards! YOU voted, YOU waited, now WE get to share the winners of the 2025 Beaty’s. So go get dolled up in your comfiest robe, pour yourself a whiskey in the biggest glass you own, and join us to induct these new members into our annals. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 99 Mythica: The Darkspore: (2015): They poop themselves sometimes
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Necromancer? I hardly know her! This week we are continuing down the mystical world of MYTHICA: THE DARKSPORE (2015)! Everyone is back for their second dose of fantasy adventure, and this time we have an oiled-up elf named Qole that’s causing a stir. So, polish off that armor and hone that sword edge, because we just leveled up. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 98 Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014): We're in the dark ages of CGI
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Ogre?! I barely know her! This week, we're embarking on an adventure with MYTHICA: A QUEST FOR HEROES (2014)! A fantasy flick where a dwarf decapitates someone with a sick axe throw. We’ve got the usual love at first sight, and yet everyone just keeps talking about Marek's club foot. So strap on your armor and sharpen your swords, because we have damsels to save. It’s time to roll initiative. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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A more special message from Jordan
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Sorry folks! No Beatys this week. The Beaty's will return at a later date, but for now we have to be like those losers at the academy and do our award show in the following year. We love you all, and we're looking forward to bringing you more content!
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Ep. 97 Bloodbeat (1983): C*MCON 4
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She's flickin it all night long! This week we're watching one chick flick it all day and all night, in BLOODBEAT (1983). And boy did she beat it. Not only in the bedroom, but in the mind of a suit of samurai armor that goes on a bloody rampage, which is as cool as this movie gets. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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A Special Message from Pete
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No episode this week! Go vote for the Beaty's and join us next week for Bloodbeat! Vote here: Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 96 Summer of 84 (2018): It's like a sad handjob
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More like Summer of 80 - Bore! This week we're checking out the murder mystery SUMMER OF 84 (2018)! Instead of subverting expectations, this film chose simplicity, predictability, and ultimately, boredom. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it, so grab your GI Joe walkie-talkie and get ready to fall asleep to this nostalgia bait Honeypot. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 95 - Picasso Trigger (1988): CHiPs or Chippendales?
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Oops, all boobies! This week we're getting all hot and bothered with PICASSO TRIGGER (1988), Andy Sidaris is back with more Bombs, Bullets, and Babes than you can shake a stick at, and a couple dudes who made a dime shaking their sticks if you know what I mean. I think we all know our priorities on this one. Let’s just say we didn’t come for the plot. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
info_outlineDOCTOR SATAN! All aboard a most dark and terrifying ride, this week we're doing HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)! It's gritty, it's gross, it's got Sid Haig stealing every scene, even when he's not in it. Grab yourself some of Captain Spaulding’s Famous Fried Chicken, and strap in for a twisted horror homage.
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