A more special message from Jordan
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Sorry folks! No Beatys this week. The Beaty's will return at a later date, but for now we have to be like those losers at the academy and do our award show in the following year. We love you all, and we're looking forward to bringing you more content!
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Ep. 97 Bloodbeat (1983): C*MCON 4
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She's flickin it all night long! This week we're watching one chick flick it all day and all night, in BLOODBEAT (1983). And boy did she beat it. Not only in the bedroom, but in the mind of a suit of samurai armor that goes on a bloody rampage, which is as cool as this movie gets. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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A Special Message from Pete
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No episode this week! Go vote for the Beaty's and join us next week for Bloodbeat! Vote here: Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 96 Summer of 84 (2018): It's like a sad handjob
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More like Summer of 80 - Bore! This week we're checking out the murder mystery SUMMER OF 84 (2018)! Instead of subverting expectations, this film chose simplicity, predictability, and ultimately, boredom. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it, so grab your GI Joe walkie-talkie and get ready to fall asleep to this nostalgia bait Honeypot. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 95 - Picasso Trigger (1988): CHiPs or Chippendales?
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Oops, all boobies! This week we're getting all hot and bothered with PICASSO TRIGGER (1988), Andy Sidaris is back with more Bombs, Bullets, and Babes than you can shake a stick at, and a couple dudes who made a dime shaking their sticks if you know what I mean. I think we all know our priorities on this one. Let’s just say we didn’t come for the plot. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 94 House of 1000 Corpses (2003): It's a daddy apron
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DOCTOR SATAN! All aboard a most dark and terrifying ride, this week we're doing HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)! It's gritty, it's gross, it's got Sid Haig stealing every scene, even when he's not in it. Grab yourself some of Captain Spaulding’s Famous Fried Chicken, and strap in for a twisted horror homage. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Blockbuster Beatdown - The Predator (2018): The Lakers Predator
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Sheesh you're pushy! This week, we're bringing you a Blockbuster Beatdown with THE PREDATOR (2018)! Made for $88 million dollars, stacked with a surprisingly all-star cast and more one liners than bullets. There's a lot going for this film and a lot more going against it. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 93 Brain Damage (1988): Brain Cream Pie
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Aylmer's got a boner, and he wants to put it in your ear! Slow drip that psychedelic blue juice onto our brains, because we’re chasin’ the dragon this week with BRAIN DAMAGE (1988)! Frank Henenlotter is here once again to make us feel uncomfortable, while we gently bob our heads to this film's great soundtrack. There’s no easy way to say it. We’re getting dirty with this one. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 92 The Toxic Avenger (2023): #Magnetowasright
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We’re not perverts! Get ready for gratuitous violence, absurd comedy and some grotesque Dinklage dong with THE TOXIC AVENGER (2025)! That bad boy had such a stage presence it might as well have been credited. There’s chaos, charm and a whole lot of penis envy. So grab your mop and join us as we dive into the toxic waste. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
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Ep. 91 - The VVitch (2015): It’s pronounced Guinevere
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Black Phillip! Black Phillip! Hope you brushed up on Ye Olde English because this week we’re covering Robert Eggers’ THE VVITCH (2015)! We are rejoined by the one and only Pete as we wander through haunted woods to uncover the legend of the Witch of the Wood. Expect gripping suspense, unsettling tension, and pale feet as we talk about horror origins and classic witch mischief. Instagram: Facebook: Email: Letterboxd:
info_outlineShe's flickin it all night long! This week we're watching one chick flick it all day and all night, in BLOODBEAT (1983). And boy did she beat it. Not only in the bedroom, but in the mind of a suit of samurai armor that goes on a bloody rampage, which is as cool as this movie gets.
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