BORG Darty
Aspirational Hazards
The girls have another guest! They're chattin' with Brent Flyberg about Mamdani's win and the irrelevancy of Lily Allen and David Harbour's drama, all while playing a game of Pushups: The Podcast.
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Close Enough, Welcome Back 2008
Aspirational Hazards
The girls play catch up and hit a variety of topics, all of which could also have been discussed in 2008 - Taylor Swift, being rich, private prisons, hookah bars, live music, VSFS, AIPAC, DWTS, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.
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Stump's Roommate
Aspirational Hazards
Pod friend Pat Lynch is here! He's ready to fact check The Girls on their previous episodes, learn about Italian Teamsters (with Hannah), question the severity of Bella Hadid's Lyme disease (with Maddy), and break some tough news about Foxing (to everyone).
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Matt Gaetz’s Roommate
Aspirational Hazards
The girls have their first guest! Male comedian Adam Sloves stops by the garage to play a lively game of Vice Article or Mr. Beast Video, discuss the difference between Laura Loomer and Lauren Boebert, and learn about Millie Bobby Brown Bongiovi's baby.
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What Would Happen If You Just... Got The Epstein Files?
Aspirational Hazards
It's hot, the girls are powering through, and this time Hannah is asking the pop culture questions while Maddy is asking why nobody is a rogue political activist anymore.
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FMK: Our Vices
Aspirational Hazards
The girls discuss which two of their vices mean the most to them, Maddy questions a new celeb relationship (PR!), and Hannah explains that politicians are fleeing so maybe it doesn't really matter if Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson are actually in love.
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Live from The Garage
Aspirational Hazards
The girls reunite for their first episode in the new podcast studio (garage)! Maddy reveals the only news she saw while traveling (affair at a Coldplay concert), and Hannah explains the potential ban on fast fashion hauls (does ZARA count?).
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Adam Ruined Everything
Aspirational Hazards
The girls were supposed to have a guest but Adam was too busy this week (complimentary), so instead they contemplate weddings and pregnancy (derogatory).
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The Blank Tax
Aspirational Hazards
The girls go over the definitive rules of tipping, Hannah finds that all of her Hard News is connected, and Maddy wonders if Justin Bieber runs his own Instagram.
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Goodbye Elon, Hello Addison
Aspirational Hazards
The girls realize they have different standards for what they would do to earn 40k, Hannah is not surprised that Elon got kicked out of the friend group, and no one is surprised that Maddy is excited to listen to Addison Rae's new album.
info_outlineThe girls figure out in real time that raising a child is a complex and beautiful thing, Maddy stops talking about Labubus for one second in order to talk about reality TV, and Hannah stops talking about Labubus for one second to talk about the moratorium on student visas in the US.