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What Would Happen If You Just... Got The Epstein Files? 08/30/2025

What Would Happen If You Just... Got The Epstein Files? It's hot, the girls are powering through, and this time Hannah is asking the pop culture questions while Maddy is asking why nobody is a rogue political activist anymore. /episode/index/show/88781f36-f3b9-4344-823f-a7225b88d3fd/id/38028005

FMK: Our Vices 08/22/2025

FMK: Our Vices

The girls discuss which two of their vices mean the most to them, Maddy questions a new celeb relationship (PR!), and Hannah explains that politicians are fleeing so maybe it doesn't really matter if Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson are actually in love.

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Live from The Garage 07/28/2025

Live from The Garage

The girls reunite for their first episode in the new podcast studio (garage)! Maddy reveals the only news she saw while traveling (affair at a Coldplay concert), and Hannah explains the potential ban on fast fashion hauls (does ZARA count?).

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Adam Ruined Everything 07/04/2025

Adam Ruined Everything

The girls were supposed to have a guest but Adam was too busy this week (complimentary), so instead they contemplate weddings and pregnancy (derogatory).

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The Blank Tax 06/23/2025

The Blank Tax

The girls go over the definitive rules of tipping, Hannah finds that all of her Hard News is connected, and Maddy wonders if Justin Bieber runs his own Instagram.

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Goodbye Elon, Hello Addison 06/16/2025

Goodbye Elon, Hello Addison

The girls realize they have different standards for what they would do to earn 40k, Hannah is not surprised that Elon got kicked out of the friend group, and no one is surprised that Maddy is excited to listen to Addison Rae's new album.

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The Complexities of Child Rearing 06/09/2025

The Complexities of Child Rearing

The girls figure out in real time that raising a child is a complex and beautiful thing, Maddy stops talking about Labubus for one second in order to talk about reality TV, and Hannah stops talking about Labubus for one second to talk about the moratorium on student visas in the US.

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All-American House Party 05/31/2025

All-American House Party

The girls are still getting to know their baby, Maddy desperately wants to host the All-Americans Rejects at a house party, and Hannah explains the nuances of owning said house in Los Angeles.

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Wealth LARP 05/24/2025

Wealth LARP

The girls decide it's actually easy to pretend to be rich and vegan, Hannah strongly infers that states shouldn't have rights, and Maddy brings Ed Sheeran's ethnicity into question.

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Pilot 02/07/2025

Pilot

The girls experiment with being interesting to listen to.

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