What Would Happen If You Just... Got The Epstein Files?
Aspirational Hazards
It's hot, the girls are powering through, and this time Hannah is asking the pop culture questions while Maddy is asking why nobody is a rogue political activist anymore.
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FMK: Our Vices
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The girls discuss which two of their vices mean the most to them, Maddy questions a new celeb relationship (PR!), and Hannah explains that politicians are fleeing so maybe it doesn't really matter if Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson are actually in love.
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Live from The Garage
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The girls reunite for their first episode in the new podcast studio (garage)! Maddy reveals the only news she saw while traveling (affair at a Coldplay concert), and Hannah explains the potential ban on fast fashion hauls (does ZARA count?).
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Adam Ruined Everything
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The girls were supposed to have a guest but Adam was too busy this week (complimentary), so instead they contemplate weddings and pregnancy (derogatory).
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The Blank Tax
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The girls go over the definitive rules of tipping, Hannah finds that all of her Hard News is connected, and Maddy wonders if Justin Bieber runs his own Instagram.
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Goodbye Elon, Hello Addison
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The girls realize they have different standards for what they would do to earn 40k, Hannah is not surprised that Elon got kicked out of the friend group, and no one is surprised that Maddy is excited to listen to Addison Rae's new album.
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The Complexities of Child Rearing
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The girls figure out in real time that raising a child is a complex and beautiful thing, Maddy stops talking about Labubus for one second in order to talk about reality TV, and Hannah stops talking about Labubus for one second to talk about the moratorium on student visas in the US.
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All-American House Party
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The girls are still getting to know their baby, Maddy desperately wants to host the All-Americans Rejects at a house party, and Hannah explains the nuances of owning said house in Los Angeles.
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Wealth LARP
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The girls decide it's actually easy to pretend to be rich and vegan, Hannah strongly infers that states shouldn't have rights, and Maddy brings Ed Sheeran's ethnicity into question.
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Pilot
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The girls experiment with being interesting to listen to.
info_outlineThe girls are still getting to know their baby, Maddy desperately wants to host the All-Americans Rejects at a house party, and Hannah explains the nuances of owning said house in Los Angeles.