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And is he.......Too Young To Die?

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

in this one, we take a small turn from our normal timeline, to rewiew and uncover a lost treasure....the 1986 movie Never Too Young To Die. Starring Gene Simmons and John Stamos. if youve never heard of this movie, neither did we, but you have to know, you NEED to know! Please enjoy this very strange episode of Who the Fuck is Stark Roman?

And he's online dating now? Why? He's Gross!!!!!!

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

And now we fast forward to present day, to put Stark's online dating trials and trevails on full display. This is the most embarassing show we've put up yet, and I had gay phone sex for money. So enjoy my pain and torment....its funny.

And wait, this isn't his first time with this nonsense? who is Sleestak1971?

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

And he said what on your voicemail?

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

This is the one where we put the Uncle Mike saga to its grave where it belongs. But not before we tell the tale of my last encounters with the wannabe made guy, the telephone tough guy himself.....IN HIS OWN WORDS AND VOICE! This aint Ai genereated kiddies, this was real! Please be entertained and appaled and a little confused by this one.

And how is he connected? What are you writing a book?

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

Heres one where Stark starts to break down his big fat italian wedding, and the connections made there. Ever had a catheter? ya wanna? haha Season 2 of the Who the Eff is Stark Roman starts now.

Who the Eff is Starqui Roman?

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

oh, heres one for the diehards. Stark tells the story of the fruit of his loins. the OG Prince Grand Starqui makes his appearance on earth for the first time, and his Dad tells it like it just happened. And Larry sidetracks as per ususal. Its a rollicking ramble for yer ol pal Stark. (yes that means he's all over the place on this one)

And now.....call 976 STARK for a good time

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

This is the one where we delve into the dark underworld of gay sex work.......on the phone! Stark tells the lurid tale of him trying to make dudes cum. And, since he was terrible at that.......the second half of the show we dont forget the struggle,dont forget the streets, and tell the story of Stark's crossroads moment.....Starquis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And why is he dressed like a clown?

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

Oh this one is a doozie, yer getting 3 fun stories in one. We jump off the main narrative and fast forward all the way to this past weekend. Where I was dressed like a clown for a dunk tank at the Mattress Factory Trash Bash. And we pop back to 2013 and hear a couple quick tales of mermaids, giant ass cheeks, fake blood and the train to Coney Island. and......and.............SPIDERMAN!!!!

And why does he love Pittsburgh so much?

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

If you are gonna fuck up, fuck up so bad that you end up in the greatest city in the world. Pittsburgh PA. hide yo bread,son. Black and Gold tears will be shed. Crack open a Turners, and get all nebby about who the fuck is Stark Roman?

And how did he become an emancipated minor?

Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

Yeah, you read that right. at 17 Stark became an emancipated minor. Sounds cool? wrong. Nothing makes a "man" more erect than punching his new wifes teenager. Wheeee! PIGS IN A BLANKET! ok, well buckle up for a good ol Stark Roman rambler. somehow Larry makes it all so much funnier than it is. Ayyyyi, Princesa Prometida, this ones for you.

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