Subway’s Disturbing History: Jared, The Infinite Destroyer, & Azodicarbonamide
Release Date: 02/19/2025
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"Fine" Dining
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"Fine" Dining
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"Fine" Dining
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info_outlineSubway’s history is WAY messier than you think. Sure, it’s the biggest fast-food chain in America, but behind the Eat Fresh™ branding lies a disastrous past filled with lawsuits, bizarre marketing stunts, and yes… Jared Fogle.
In this episode, Terral Wells joins me to uncover Subway’s wildest moments, from its humble beginnings as a way to fund med school to the time they got sued because their footlongs weren’t actually a foot long. Oh, and did you know there’s a Subway fashion show? Or that you can order something called the Infinite Destroyer sandwich in Tokyo? We’re going deep.
"Fine" Dining is now on video! Head on over to my YouTube to WATCH this episode!
WHAT WE COVER IN THIS EPISODE:
🥖 Subway’s origins – A sandwich shop meant to pay for med school?
👖 The pants should’ve been the spokesperson – Jared Fogle & the brand’s biggest scandal
🛑 The Subway that almost made me throw my soiled shorts at an employee
🥪 Project Subway Fashion Show – Who asked for this??
💀 The Infinite Destroyer sandwich (only in Japan!)
⚖️ A lawsuit over 11-inch ‘footlongs’ – The most ridiculous scandal ever
🤡 Marketing gimmicks & chaotic Subway history
🏆 Terral’s dream restaurant – A chain designed for gamblers (yes, really)
⭐ Unhinged Yelp reviews – Subway employees doing too much for minimum wage
💬 COMMENT BELOW: What’s the worst experience you’ve ever had at a Subway?
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