"Fine" Dining
š Nathanās Famous: One Glorious Glizzy Soars Above the Rest of the Menu š We went to the original Nathanās Famous in Coney Island to find out: is this historic wiener mecca actually good, or are we just chasing a bump from a bygone era? Comedian Marty Cunnie returns as my hot dog soulmate to break down every last bite ā from snappy glizzies to horrifying frog legs that still haunt my digestive system. We did not eat 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes, but our bodies definitely thought we did. š The Coney Island Shandy (Beer + Lemonade = Perfection) š„µ Nathan's Is Serving Boyfriend D***...
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š Nathanās Famous: The Hot Dog Empire with a Big Secret š This week, we dive mouth-first into the greasy, glorious history of Nathanās Famous, the iconic hot dog brand that gave us Al Caponeās favorite beach snack, a gluttonous holiday tradition, and the most American sporting event of all time: the Nathanās Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest. From shady police bribes to feeding royalty to Joey Chestnutās triumphant return after an Impossible controversy, this episode covers over a century of beef, buns, and barfing-for-glory. Joining me is comedian Marty Cunnie (who...
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š Gusās World Famous Fried Chicken: Nothing Was Bad?! š We went to Gusās World Famous Fried Chickenāand literally nothing made it into the āNot Goodā category. Nothing! Comedian and improviser Dave Theune (St. Denis Medical, NBC/Peacock) joins me to talk about his first foray into eating dark meat, crispy fried okra, spicy batter, and the kind of service that borders on too attentive (but we loved it). The waiter even coaxed out my Star Wars hot take. Is Gusās better than Chiliās? Thatās the question. But when a fried pickle almost takes me out in the opening minutes,...
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š Gusās World Famous Fried Chicken (Part 1): Gus's Parents, the Superfan, and Chicken Championships š Before Gusās was world famous, it was just spicy chicken sold out the back of a bar in the segregated South. But that secret recipe grew into a Southern staple, complete with 40+ locations, a chicken-loving superfan turned CEO, and even a rogue rooster who hangs out outside one of their Memphis spots. In this episode, Iām joined by improvisor, actor, and all-around delight Dave Theune (NBCās St. Denis Medical) to go deep on the wild rise of Gusās World Famous Fried Chicken, the...
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š² Dunkinā & Donuts: The D&D Crossover You Never Knew You Needed š² This week on the "Fine Dining Podcast," we trade the drive-thru for dungeons. After covering a long, bizarre history ā from handled donuts and Fred the Baker to the rise of Munchkins and Dunkaccinos ā itās time for part two: an original Dungeons & Dragons one-shot adventure, played in a world where every NPC runs on Dunkinā. Featuring writer, improviser, and TTRPG icon Amy Vorpahl, this special actual-play episode turns our fast-food trip into a fantasy quest. Expect laughs, intrigue, and a surprising...
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ā Dunkinā Donuts: Handled Donuts, Munchkin Origins & Al Pacinoās Dunkaccino ā Dunkinā may be a coffee giant now, but its journey started with donuts ā one in particular with a literal handle. In this weekās episode, I break down the entire rise of the chain formerly known as Dunkinā Donuts, from its humble beginnings in Quincy, Massachusetts, to becoming the fast-casual coffee behemoth we know today. Plus, I'm joined by writer and performer Amy Vorpahl to unravel some of the weirdest moments in Dunkinā history ā including public domain mascots, airport nostalgia, and...
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š Papa Johns: The Pizza Review That Gave Us Indigestion š We reviewed Papa Johns⦠in the lobby. One item at a time. On plastic chairs they dug out from the back. Make no mistake, this branch of Papa Johns rules, but at the end of the day: it's still Papa Johns. After learning the ingredients now arrive in prepackaged plastic bags from an employee literally covered in something the company calls ādust,ā we had to ask the big question: is Papa Johns objectively as good as Chiliās? Joining me is comedian Nick Stargu, whose multimedia stand-up special "" is on YouTube. We talk pizza,...
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š Papa Johns: Garlic Dip, CEO Scandals, & the First Bitcoin Pizza š From a broom closet in Indiana to viral garlic sauce bath bombs, Papa Johns has had one of the weirdest journeys in chain restaurant history. In this episode, I explore the story of America's youngest major pizza chain ā the sauce that changed the industry, the man who ate 40 pizzas in 30 days, and how a slice of Papa Johns became the first physical purchase made with Bitcoin. Weāre talking about Shaq, lawsuits, racial slurs on conference calls, and a clock made of eagles. Yes, really. Comedian Nick Stargu...
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š¶ļø Chiliās IS the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America (Part 2) š¶ļø After 100 restaurant reviews, this was it. Chiliās officially earned the perfect 5.00 out of 10, making it the most mediocre restaurant in America ā the ultimate point of comparison for every meal to come. In this episode, Iām joined by returning guest VyVy Nguyen as we review the Encino location in full detail. From booth battles and dry wings to nostalgic chips and a molten dessert that hides its magic in the middle, we break down the exact moment Chiliās became the standard of mid. š The Sliders That...
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š¶ļø Chiliās: They Started in a Post Office?? š¶ļø Chiliās. For nearly 50 years, itās been slinging margaritas, sizzling skillets, and vibes that are somehow both flirty and corporate. In this episode, actress and podcast 3-timers guest club VyVy Nguyen is back to explore the surprisingly spicy history of this chain restaurant icon with me ā from its post office origins to its entanglement with The Office, N*SYNC, and the internetās horniest Vine. Was Chiliās always this unhinged, just waiting for us to notice? š® The āFajita Effectā: Why One Order Sets the Whole...
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After 100 restaurant reviews, this was it. Chiliās officially earned the perfect 5.00 out of 10, making it the most mediocre restaurant in America ā the ultimate point of comparison for every meal to come. In this episode, Iām joined by returning guest VyVy Nguyen as we review the Encino location in full detail. From booth battles and dry wings to nostalgic chips and a molten dessert that hides its magic in the middle, we break down the exact moment Chiliās became the standard of mid.
š The Sliders That Carried the Triple Dipper
š½ Corn Is Good: A Re-Discovering
š„ Nashville Hot Wings That Were Neither Hot nor Wet
š½ Surprisingly Clean Saturday Night Bathroom
š¶ļø Booths Designed for a Quiet Turf War
š The Most Just-There Fries You've Ever Had
š A Birthday Song False Start for the Ages
RAP MUSIC VIDEO DEBUT toward the end of the episode: "I Want My Baby Back"
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š NEXT WEEK: A new chapter begins. The Chiliās Test is born. First up: Papa Johns. š
"I Want My Baby Back"
Written & Performed by Michael Ornelas featuring VyVy Nguyen
Produced by Fresh Kils & Myer Clarity
Mixed & Mastered by Fresh Kils
Video Shot & Edited by Steven Zurita