H-1 Bozos
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Gordjeet and friend of the pod, James, are live from Kahlcutta to talk about the recent dustup over Elon Musk's meltdown about H-1B visas, examining the claims that these foreign scab laborers are somehow "necessary" for the American economy. to learn how to subscribe for as little as $3/month, or check us out on This show, and the network more broadly, can only exist with your support. Please share this episode and subscribe to our Telegram channel, , to help spread the word. If you’d like to get ahold of Gordon, or contribute to the website, please email...
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Achtung! After Dark - Skibidi Rizzmas To All, And To All, A Gyatt Night (Explicit)
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As a special bit of Christmas Coal, Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Courier, and they pull our old friend Dietrich out from podcast retirement to talk about lettuce, mispronunciating German, the Mog-On-Magnus-Minute, pocket digeridoos, "Mother Horse Eyes," Tactical RPGS, and more. This episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you’d like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit to learn how to subscribe for as little as $3/month, or check us out on This...
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Gender-ational Warfare
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Gordon and Magnus set out to have a conversation about recent happenings, but veer from that to instead go into detail on the mass shooting of a Christian school in Wisconsin by what appears to be a misanthropic teenage girl. Discussing her alleged manifesto, which was rumored to be a RadFem screed, leads to a broader discussion on the issues of sexual and romantic politics in general, followed by an impromptu Magnus Minute style call to action. This episode heavily details a shooting that both targeted children and just happened hours earlier. Listener discretion is advised, and some or all...
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Vigilantes (Explicit)
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Gordon, Magnus, and Rick (host of ) pull on their balaclavas and meet in their secret hideout to discuss two different cases of vigilantism - the recent acquittal of Daniel Penny for the "crime" of heroically defending an entire subway car of bystanders from a deranged homeless man, and the ongoing case of the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Due to the graphic nature of these cases, this episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised. LINKS The Smoke Pit Telegram: This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you’d like this early access, as...
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Achtung! Amerikaner - Presby's Europa Report December 2024
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Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Presby Ayatollah, LIVE IN STUDIO, to discuss the recent spate of elections throughout Canada and Europe - the rise in populist sentiment throughout the world, as well as the recent instability in France and Romania. Discussion also veers into the recent instance of Martial Law in South Korea, and the collapse of the Assad government in Syria. Presby's Telegram: This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you'd like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit to learn how to subscribe for as little as...
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Achtung! After Dark - Skibidi Time Cube Sigma Ohio
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In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The marshmallow time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much boring feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
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The Gun Show (Explicit)
Achtung Amerikaner
Almost lost to the archives of Gordon's hard drive, sit down and pay attention whippersnapper as Rick and AJ (from The Smoke Pit) give a basic rundown on firearms - an important aspect of American culture that unfortunately suffers from much Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt inside of dissident right circles. Rick and AJ give their advice on how to go about the thorny issue of gun ownership as a dissident. This episode contains explicit language, listener discretion is advised. In addition, due to Rick living in a cabin in the woods, there was an unfortunate delay that resulted in a bit of...
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The Burden Of Being Wonderful (Explicit)
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Recovering from our outbreak of a rash of political content, Gordon is joined by Rick and AJ (hosts of The Smoke Pit) as well as friend of the show, Courier, for a relaxed and fun episode. The guys talk about everything from motorcycles to the flat earth, movies, and bizzare reddit cults. Warning - this episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like this early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and
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Nice Guy National Populism
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Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, James, to discuss local politics, and how in particular one might try to leverage the current rising tide of populism to accomplish goals and obtain some level of prestige in your community - and, barring that, how you might use "political" skills to simply be a more enjoyable person to be around. The episode ends with Gordon and James discussing their interactions with their local city government, as well as a special clip of their statements made at a City Council meeting. This episode was released early for our generous subscribers. If you would like...
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2024 Election Postmortem
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Gordon, Magnus, and friend of the pod Presby, convene the brain trust to discuss the aftermath of the 2024 Presidential Election - who is Trump choosing for his cabinet? How mad are these libtards? Will Presby ever fulfill his dream of going on a date with Kristi Noem? Answers to these questions can be found on this episode of Achtung! Amerikaner. This episode was released early to our generous subscribers. If you would like this kind of early access, as well as other exclusive content, please visit Achtung! Amerikaner is proudly hosted on and
info_outlineOn our recent episode about the situation with migrant crime in Aurora Colorado, my guest James mentioned that there had been two calls made to the City Council there about the situation, and that one had been removed from the public recording made available on YouTube because of the spicyness of its content. James went through the effort of contacting the city to get the full recording, and I have made it available here for you to listen to, along with my commentary, and would like to hear your thoughts on it. Please keep in mind, this got removed for a reason - profanity and slurs abound - so listener discretion is advised.
Also, I apologize for my weird stuffy voice, I have a cold.