812 - Andy the Goose

• Bart Merrick team sponsorship promo and home buying/selling discussion
• Abby Sasson's experience buying/selling a condo with Bart Merrick team
• Old segment with Crystal and Abby
• Tom's failed attempt to prove a point with other women
• Abby’s smooth home sale process and closing
• Comedic song about sewage work and porta-potty cleaning
• Live intro from "Injured On The Go Just Call Mo Studio"
• Start of Friday Free Show
• Kenny Powers & Stevie compared to Tom and a recurring guest
• Listener left due to unexpected guests
• Seth Petruzelli and Jekyll on the show
• Jekyll’s dojo duties and sound/lighting job at major events
• Jekyll's black belt responsibilities at the dojo
• Browser history, horniness management, and provocative photos joke
• Most perverted in the group and strip club behavior discussion
• Tracy’s bikini pic with Amber Nova
• Jekyll on Seth’s boat with his wife, Tom & Dan not invited
• Younger wives, Bill Belichick’s relationship, and divorce costs
• Redneck women traits, attractiveness vs. experience in relationships
• Tom’s 17-year anniversary with Crystal
• Women’s physical preferences debate
• Throwing away a vacuum and Tracy’s Dyson gift
• Men buying wives vacuums discussion
• Air TND ending in May, becoming an Airbnb
• Last chance to book before transition
• BDM Appreciation Week on April 17th, BDM-only party April 19th
• $5 BDM-exclusive shirts on sale March 10th
• Tuddle pre-sale shirt featuring nerd with guns
• Tuddle as favorite radio character, SBK as favorite radio host
• Charity golf tournaments: Orange County History Center (March 10), Ocoee Firefighters (March 29)
• Tom playing in Ocoee Firefighter Tournament, sign-up info
• Tom missed last year due to snowboarding injury
• Bikini boat trip discussion continues
• Testosterone levels and aging fun factor
• Ultra-rich men letting friends sleep with their wives joke
• Do younger wives yell less and treat older husbands like uncles?
• Spatula-smacking spouse joke
• Gene Hackman’s death speculation, dog and pills theory
• Joking about wishing a spouse would die with them
• Hackman’s wife and emotional preparedness debate
• Grief-driven suicide: selfish or loving act?
• What people would do before killing themselves joke
• Watching a spouse remarry from heaven hypothetical
• Suicide pacts and extreme devotion discussion
• Death preparation vs. ignoring inevitable losses
• Sleep apnea and accepting mortality
• Seth preparing for his 15-year-old dog’s death
• Aging pet stress and leaking tumors joke
• Tracy calling Tom & Dan a bad influence on Seth
• Out-of-context Seth clips sent to Tracy
• Seth’s personality shift over time
• Aging, losing fun factor, and relationship impacts
• Stress of selling a house and personality changes
• House not selling: price or other issues?
• Spying on buyers with security cameras
• Boat launch scheduling and marina terminology debate
• Crystal’s mud walk anniversary idea
• Nature-loving tendencies with age
• School ratings, private vs. public, and mud walks
• Homeschooling debate and socialization concerns
• Modern kids’ resilience and politeness
• Karate as a punishment and motivation for kids
• Paying for karate just to scare kids into good behavior
• Home security cameras catching personal mistakes
• Andrea adds security camera at home
• Still having cable and TiVo
• Music break: Cat Bite
• Hollerbach’s German Restaurant promo
• Crystal on being a good husband discussion
• Does good husband behavior lead to affection?
• Small romantic gestures to maintain a relationship
• Unsure of exact wedding anniversary years
• Crystal cleaning Air T&D, replacing linens
• House maintenance complaints (dryer vents, etc.)
• Joking about leaving hazards for Airbnb guests
• Air T&D sale and future rental possibilities
• Crystal catching Tom throwing away her Dyson vacuum
• Justifying intentions vs. actual outcomes debate
• Tom unloading Crystal’s car without asking
• Acts of service for intimacy joke
• Crystal calling Tom “dude” out of frustration
• Surveillance footage proves Tom trashed the Dyson attachments
• Crystal listing Tom’s past accidental disposals (Squishmallows, Nikes, parking pass)
• Tom impulsively throws things away to reduce clutter
• Crystal now checks trash daily to prevent more mistakes
• Tom jokingly sets back his “good husband” progress
• Dyson attachments debate: trash bag vs. grocery bag
• 18 years of marriage reflection and opposites attract discussion
• Crystal joking about leaving Tom if she had more confidence
• Tom realizing long-term relationships create a sense of being “stuck”
• Garage mess blame game between Tom and Crystal
• Tom’s habit of enabling his sons instead of teaching responsibility
• Bad habits: learned or inherent?
• Tom defending himself against repeated accusations of trashing important items
• Crystal upset Tom never truly apologized
• Tom defending his intent while Crystal references security footage
• Tom comparing his behavior to a video game side quest
• Crystal exposing Tom’s past careless mistakes
• Tom misleading the audience about throwing away an old vacuum
• Brian Laundrie’s parents comparison joke
• Show break tease
• Tracy’s Christmas gift discussion (hair salon visit)
• Marrying an older man and pampering expectations joke
• Hiring a pool boy gone wrong
• Pool boys being older and out of shape disappointment
• Music break: Lions Law - “Sewer Rats”
• Tom & Dan’s “Watering Holes” bar/restaurant partners promo
• Highlighting Tap That Beer House, 1010 Brewing, Salty Sisters, Sullivan Irish Pub
• Halloween song about an old man coming out as gay
• Jelly Roll music debate, ruining classics
• Frustration with Jelly Roll and MGK covering “Lonely Road”
• Germans’ love for “Take Me Home, Country Roads”
• Songs that should never be covered: “Piano Man,” “Jolene”
• Beyoncé’s Grammy-winning “Jolene” cover criticism
• Jelly Roll recycling classic songs instead of making new ones
• Dustin Lynch/Jelly Roll’s “Chevrolet” borrowing from “Gimme the Beat, Boys”
• Is this a new music business model?
• Uncle Kracker’s “Drift Away” already exists, why repeat?
• Copyright law and music borrowing discussion
• Music industry prioritizing money over originality
• AI-generated music and endless artist replication
• Stealing vs. inspiration in music discussion
• Shift in originality expectations due to content overload
• Nostalgia for Holiday House carving station restaurant
• Maisie confused by the concept of a carving station
• Where to still find carving stations: Texas de Brazil, high-end brunch spots
• Holiday House family disputes leading to its decline
• Does carving meat require skill or can anyone do it?
• Thanksgiving turkey carving discussion
• Silent treatment after anesthesia joke
• Planning post-surgery mobility needs (stair lift possibility)
• Weakness concerns before surgery
• Throw Momma from the Train yelling spouse joke
• Shrek 5 announcement, Mike Myers’ comedic timing speculation
• Myers’ Inglourious Basterds role surprise
• Do we need another Shrek movie?
• Justin Timberlake’s declining popularity and controversies
• Timberlake’s last-minute concert cancellation
• Artists canceling shows due to poor ticket sales
• Kacey Musgraves’ Canadian show backlash
• Economic impact on concert sales
• If artists know they’re sick, should they cancel earlier?
• Timberlake’s illness excuse debate
• Do high-profile artists use pre-recorded vocals live?
• Cancel culture and celebrity careers
• Jason Aldean and Jelly Roll still selling out despite controversy
• Andy the Goose: footless goose with Nikes, later murdered
• Who killed Andy the Goose? Unsolved case speculation
• Ethical debate on buying possibly stolen items on Facebook Marketplace
• Admission of unknowingly buying stolen goods
• Legal implications of purchasing stolen property
• Joking about finding deals on stolen items
• BDM Appreciation Week promo, checking subscriptions
• BDM membership costs vs. other subscriptions
• KarateofOrlando.com plug, Jekyll’s dojo role
• Tommy respecting authority in karate class
• Tuddle limited edition shirt pre-order
• Closing remarks, Monday’s BDM show reminder

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