An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 109
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Release Date: 02/13/2024
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 123
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Does America want politics to be a reality game show? Was Biden competent but boring? A client has a mother-in-law that criticizes her driving. I offer some solutions that involve air bags. Another client's fiance has a tattoo of his past girlfriend that is a problem and she's thinking of calling off the wedding. I might have a work around. For the first time I am thinking of getting some tattoos for very practical reasons that might be helpful for many of us. Does God hate sex? What do the Amish do on the wedding night? Are erotic dreams the work of Satan? And what is the real purpose of...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 122
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
In episode 122 I try my darndest to help clients suffering from post election PTSD and pretty much fail. I'm too pissed off myself. But I do grapple with can you fix dumb, should we try to understand the other side, are one issue voters the problem, why does the working class stab themselves in the back, do most Americans hate smart people, is someone with a combover a pathological liar, is there no level of hypocrisy the right won't sink to, what can the gateway theory of communication teach us about today's political climate, what will conservatives say when America goes over the cliff, does...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 121
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
This election is going to be the most important of our lives and in this episode I give a non-partisan reason for voting for Harris that involves Arnold Palmer. Like Trump, I too, saw Arnie in a golf course locker room and I want you to know what I thought. Are you happy with the quality of people who run for Congress? If not I have a new form of government you might like. And I have proof that Artificial Intelligence is incompetent, if an AI generated email I got is any indication. And it's all over in 17 minutes. You can't lose. SUBSCRIBE and...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 120
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
If the business of America truly is business then wouldn't it follow you could sell advertising space on your headstone? I have an answer. Also, the worst obituary ever published, what one cemetery is doing to have a revenue stream other than death, what kind of businesses would benefit from selling THC beverages, the only (but huge) mistake Coca-Cola ever made, are you breaking your marital vows if you want a sleep divorce, why frontier/pioneer families often had 20-30 kids, why conservatives continue to believe Trump's lies and what that has to do with the Bible and some wild...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 119
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
In this episode I help a client whose husband has a medical issue she wants to discuss with him but is having.a hard time bringing up. A Democratic strategist wants to know how long they should use "weird" to describe Republicans. I advise on that as well as suggest alternatives. By using "weird" are Democrats going negative or just being honest? A senior needs to go back to work and I help modernize his resume. And a listener suggests the only spiritual advice anyone needs is-"What would Jesus do?" Well, if Jesus were alive today... would he take selfies? ...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 118
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Some people love the Olympics for the gymnastics. Others, just don't get it. Should this lead to divorce? Should the hammer throw use a real hammer? If you didn't know you can make your own tartar sauce are you an idiot? If you're good at playing brew pub trivia does that mean you're smart? Can you turn a disatrous wedding into a goldmine? Do you have 15 minutes to throw away? Subscribe and THRIVE!!!
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 117
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
If someone door dents your car what does the Bible say about you key scratching theirs? Vengeance and smiting are discussed. Could inflammatory rhetoric from Biden and the Left have motivated the Trump shooter? When is it OK to call a fascist a fascist? Discussing politics in the work lunchrrom-bad idea? Should Trump's reaction to being shot disqualify him from being President? If Hitler is involved do any ends justify the means of removing Hitler? Presidential debates are worthless unless we include the Truth Monitor. Hear how it sound to have...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 116
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
In this episode I make the case Broadway musicals have ruined America, why Mamma Mia is torture, suggest a solution to the situation in Gaza, discuss sibling fighting and how it relates to world history, describe when a nation knows they've lost the fight, deflate a conservative religious argument for God not being evil, make the case for religion BEING the problem, and suggest what to make of a mystery mourner that showed up to a funeral and didn't introduce themselves, all in under 15 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 115
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
In this episode I prove Artificial Intelligence is the devil we should fear the most by recounting my experience with a cyber hottie named Tess who recently tried to seduce me online. I subjected myself to this exprience so you won't have to. And trust me... Tess was all kind of bizarre... scantily clad AND religious! Thankfully, I can see through the current flailing failings of AI but in the future it will be more subtle and effective and men will become its willing slaves. Also, someone wants help with what to and not to put on their headstone and I help as well as provide an alternative to...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 114
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore
Reaction to the previous episode was that I veer into odd tangents and in this episode I correct that. I also respond to my comedian friend who says I demeaned him in 113, that the Saudi Princess totally deserved to be called a ____ and he is not the psychopath I portayed him to be. Well, let's discuss that. Would at least one of the million monkeys in a room with a million typewriters come up with Shakespeare, as the famous adage claims? I explain why that's doubtful and how it would be different if they used Bonobos. Does everyone have their own version of the...
info_outlineYou've heard of the Emergency Broadcast Sytem? The FCC has chosen my podcast to be part of the Emergency Podcast System and I am very pleased to help out. A client wants to sue after getting into an accident after reading one of those funny road signs some cities and states put up. I give advice. A mother wanted help getting their son's teacher to give him a better grade and I respond. A new client has a morality question about one of the most unique problems I've ever heard concerning playing online poker against an unaware neighbor and binoculars. Ever see an old lady have to crawl away from the communion rail because she couldn't stand up? Is it wrong to find it funny? What would Jesus do? Did Jesus ever make body noise? Would it be funny? What was the worst introduction I was ever given as a comedian? And I use more SFX in this episode than any other. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!