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49 - The Witches by Roald Dahl

A Novel Adaptation

Release Date: 08/31/2020

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Episode Drink: The Witch’s Cocktail

  • 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1 1/2 oz raspberry schnapps
  • 1/2 oz melon liqueur 
  • 1 oz club soda 
  • 2 oz lemon juice
  • a splash lime juice
  • a splash grenadine syrup
  • Plenty of ice

 

Instructions

Fill a collins glass with ice, and pour in the vodka, raspberry schnapps, melon liqueur and splash of lime juice. Pour in the lemon juice until the glass is 2/3 full and top off the glass with the club soda. Stir gently to mix, then add a splash of grenadine to serve.

 

Recipe From: AllRecipes.com

 

 

Our Drinking Game for this Story 

Take a drink every time:

  • The kid says “Grandma”
  • A witches’ eyes flash purple (or lightning can be seen in their eyes)
  • The witches grovel and say “O brainy one!” or “O genius one!”
  • A person is transformed into a mouse (sorry for this at the end of the movie) 
  • And finish your drink when you’re just done with the bad physical effects. They really just take you out of the moment of the movie.

 

 

Fantastic Reads:

Jordan: Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

Em: Little Women by Louisa May Alcott

 

 

A Novel Adaptation was created by Emily Eppley and Jordan Redwine. See more details at www.anoveladaptation.com and see what’s coming up next to read along with us. Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Goodreads to join the conversation.

Our artwork is by Kit Bernal. Our music is “Harlequin” by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0.