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ASSVILLE IS BACK! Shain gets a new diagnosis from his doctor that explains everything and the mayors have a full weekend at the club together. Fresh boner claps in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/assville
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Goon Too Soon
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Seth goes to Austin and has another understandable IG misunderstanding. Shain's son turns two and should join the pod. Bobsled Yeeks!
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Udders Not Gutters
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Shain introduces Seth to his new favorite rapper. Shain goes to a musical. Seth has a vision so powerful he goes to a tarot card reader while dressed as pineapple pizza.
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Champagne Shain
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They mayors do a winery. Shain gets another weekend of comedy with an influencer. Seth is very into Physical: Asia. Halloween preview!
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Thicc Week
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Shain's fear of doo-dooing in public catches up with him. Seth has two snitches on his back, a bad day, a night, then a long day, and turns back into the Old Seth (sleeps through Tron).
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I'm Malcolm X With My White Husband
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MEGA EP! Seth crashes his car, makes money, and gets RIZZED by a spectrum gal. Shain chases a Scotch egg with many ribs and comes back home to being a drugs comic. Eventful! Decent Man!
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Keep It Tight & Keep It Loose
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Live from Riyadh! Seth Wing Poisons himself. Shain gets an incredible offer from his frat. The Mayors get the VIP influencer treatment.
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Not Seth For Work
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Shain is back from going too hard at a comedy festival in Denver. Seth has some things to say about literature readings featuring iconic rapper/producers, mascot costumes at open mics, and the market value of his jizz.
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CLASSIC ASS: Shain's Birthday & Seth's Instagram Blunder
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For very mysterious reasons that will be revealed next week, the Mayors could not record a new ep this week. Enjoy this classic from January 2024, when Shain had a birthday and Seth got in trouble for simply documenting things the algorithm showed him.
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Splitter Splatter Scatter
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It's our 250th episode! Seth believes his sperm is high value but Shelly will not let him sell it. Shain gets mocked at a comedy festival. Don't believe the "Weapons" hype! WE ARE BACK BABY!
info_outlineShain introduces Seth to his new favorite rapper. Shain goes to a musical. Seth has a vision so powerful he goes to a tarot card reader while dressed as pineapple pizza.