Everything Under the Sun in Taurus
Dive Bar Astrology
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Taurus season, Pluto retrograde, Mother, @floralbel, the Trump assassination attempt, Trump fighting the Pope, the missing scientists, the U.K. smoking ban, the Turkey school shootings, Sydney Sweeney’s Devil Wears Prada 2 cut, Bieberchella, D4vid’s murder charge, AI stock, the Geese psyop, Clavicular’s OD, the Vrabel cheating scandal, and all the new celebrity relationships under Venus in Gemini. Book an Astrology Reading: | Support & Side Projects: Newsletters: | Follow Us on Instagram: | | Follow Us on Tiktok: | | ...
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Reese’s Pisces
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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Taurus season, Venus in Gemini, Uranus entering Gemini, Trump’s Iran threats, Ethel Cain’s nudes, Pam Bondi getting fired, Hershey putting chocolate back in chocolate, and the decline of American consumer goods. Book an Astrology Reading: | Support & Side Projects: Newsletters: | Follow Us on Instagram: | | Follow Us on Tiktok: | |
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Homeward Out of Bounds
Dive Bar Astrology
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover even more Aries Season, Mars in Aries, the Meta & YouTube lawsuit, the Anthropic AI U.S. government drama, cheating AI fruits, Druski’s Erika Kirk video, the Army enlistment age increase and weed conviction allowance, Kanye’s new album, the latest roundup of celebrity deaths, and the Chinese dog escape. Book an Astrology Reading: | Support & Side Projects: Newsletters: | Follow Us on Instagram: | | Follow Us on Tiktok: | |
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Sleeper Celestials
Dive Bar Astrology
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover more Aries Season, Venus in Taurus, Venus square Pluto, the War in Iran, Timothée Chalamet’s opera and ballet hate, JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette’s Love Story, and new Epstein files and theories. Book an Astrology Reading: | Support & Side Projects: Newsletters: | Follow Us on Instagram: | | Follow Us on Tiktok: | |
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El Mercury Retrograde
Dive Bar Astrology
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover Aries Season, Mercury Retrograde, Kurt Cobain’s new forensic analysis, more Epstein file updates, El Mencho’s death, the U.S. Olympic ice hockey teams, Kylie Jenner’s lip filler speculation, Hilary Duff’s new album, and the celebrity GoFundMe drama. Book an Astrology Reading: | Support & Side Projects: Newsletters: | Follow Us on Instagram: | | Follow Us on Tiktok: | |
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Lunar Eclipsemaxxing at the Hog Line
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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover the lunar eclipse, Mars entering Pisces, Venus entering Aries, the Mars-Uranus square, the zodiac signs in the Epstein files, the Guthrie kidnapping, Clavicular, Ilia Malinin’s figureskating fall, the curling cheating scandal, The Moment, and Wuthering Heights. Book an Astrology Reading: | Support & Side Projects: Newsletters: | Follow Us on Instagram: | | Follow Us on Tiktok: | |
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Iguana Coffins in the Eclipse Portal
Dive Bar Astrology
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover our new podcast name, Pisces season, Saturn entering Aries, Valentine’s Day, the Aquarius solar eclipse, Chappell Roan’s Grammys dress, the Epstein files, ICE, TikTok, nihilist penguin, the Melania doc, Sinners, Catherine O’Hara’s chart, and the Taylor and Travis wedding delay. Book an Astrology Reading: | Support & Side Projects: Newsletters: | Follow Us on Instagram: | | Follow Us on Tiktok: | |
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UPDATE: Same Show, New Name!
Dive Bar Astrology
We've been hitting it off so well co-hosting the show together that we've decided to separate from Jess' individual practice and rebrand to incorporate both of us! Our show will be staying exactly the same and with the same RSS feed, but with a new name and new show art: you'll now see us showing up in your feed as Dive Bar Astrology! Our first episode under the new name will be out on Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Follow us into the dive bar! Book a Reading: | Subscribe to Jess' Patreon: Newsletters: | Instagram: | | Tiktok: |...
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The Still Point of the Turning World Point
Dive Bar Astrology
In this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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The Kilt is Off: 2026 Astrology Forecast
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In this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro’s kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet’s natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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