Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology)

A biweekly astrology podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss planetary transits and cultural goings-on.

Iguana Coffins in the Eclipse Portal 02/10/2026

Iguana Coffins in the Eclipse Portal In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover our new podcast name, Pisces season, Saturn entering Aries, Valentine’s Day, the Aquarius solar eclipse, Chappell Roan’s Grammys dress, the Epstein files, ICE, TikTok, nihilist penguin, the Melania doc, Sinners, Catherine O’Hara’s chart, and the Taylor and Travis wedding delay. Book an Astrology Reading: | Support & Side Projects: Newsletters: | Follow Us on Instagram: | | Follow Us on Tiktok: | | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/40020125

UPDATE: Same Show, New Name! 02/05/2026

UPDATE: Same Show, New Name! We've been hitting it off so well co-hosting the show together that we've decided to separate from Jess' individual practice and rebrand to incorporate both of us! Our show will be staying exactly the same and with the same RSS feed, but with a new name and new show art: you'll now see us showing up in your feed as Dive Bar Astrology! Our first episode under the new name will be out on Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Follow us into the dive bar! Book a Reading: | Subscribe to Jess' Patreon: Newsletters: | Instagram: | | Tiktok: | | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/40012125

The Still Point of the Turning World Point 01/27/2026

The Still Point of the Turning World Point In this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/39856280

The Kilt is Off: 2026 Astrology Forecast 01/13/2026

The Kilt is Off: 2026 Astrology Forecast In this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro’s kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet’s natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/39701660

Auld Lang Sign 12/30/2025

Auld Lang Sign In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year’s Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/39558135

’Twas the Ep Before Christmas & All Through the Houses 12/16/2025

’Twas the Ep Before Christmas & All Through the Houses In this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald’s snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein’s dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas Is You. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/39358690

Take Me To Your Reader 12/02/2025

Take Me To Your Reader In this episode we cover Saturn stationing direct in Pisces, the Mars-Saturn-Neptune square, parasocialism, aliens, organ donors, Wicked 2, the Epstein files, reaching flow state, and the shuttering of MTV, Farmer’s Almanac, and Teen Vogue. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/39156200

Ursa Mayor 11/18/2025

Ursa Mayor In this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani’s mayoral election victory, Rosalia’s new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/38996670

Trine and Punishment 11/04/2025

Trine and Punishment In this episode we cover the Scorpio Sun-Pluto square, Mars in Sagittarius, Roof Man, Kirsten Dunst & Sofia Coppola, the government shutdown, the NBA/mob gambling scandal, the Louvre robbery, & Vogue’s new editor. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/38851320

The Tell-Tale Chart 10/21/2025

The Tell-Tale Chart In this special Halloween episode we cover Scorpio season, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, mystic rectangles, the 8th house, Edgar Allen Poe’s natal chart, the Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, the Smurl hauntings, Kate’s own incubus haunting, the history of Halloween, Taylor Swift’s album release, Greta Thunberg’s power haircut, and the return of the Choco Taco. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/38651855

Twin Peaks, PSLs & the Fall of the Internet 10/07/2025

Twin Peaks, PSLs & the Fall of the Internet In this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/38440975

Total Eclipse of the Chart 09/23/2025

Total Eclipse of the Chart In this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike’s new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/38311780

The Pisces Saturn Death Knell 09/09/2025

The Pisces Saturn Death Knell In this episode we cover our own irl meetup in Maine, Saturn’s Rx back into Pisces, eclipse season, the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the Pam Anderson-Liam Neeson fake romance, Christianity, diamonds, conspiracy theories, and Shrek. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/38133925

The Life of a Node Girl 08/26/2025

The Life of a Node Girl In this episode we cover Kate’s dissertation on integration, Venus in Leo, a September t-square, parenting in the age of social media, Sydney Sweeney, breast milk ice cream, Pam Anderson, Taylor’s new album, martial law in D.C, and the Lana Del Rey-Ethel Cain drama. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/37960465

Orbs, Yods & Miller High Life 08/12/2025

Orbs, Yods & Miller High Life In this episode we cover the first 2 weeks of Virgo Season, the end of Mercury retrograde, more Sun-Pluto anxiety, Venus entering Leo, the Manhattan shooter, the Ghislaine Maxwell meetings, AI bunnies on a trampoline, and Spaghett. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/37768305

We're Back and Chronically Online 07/28/2025

We're Back and Chronically Online WELCOME BACK! It’s been five years since the last episode, and a lot has changed — Jess is now a certified and diploma-holding psychological astrologer with a full-time practice, and there’s a brand new co-host in the mix: archetypal astrologer Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology. In this episode we introduce ourselves and cover Leo Season, Mercury Retrograde, recent major outer planet ingresses, Love Island, Labubu, Dubai chocolate, matcha, and Natalie Portman McRib. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: | /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/37566325

Explorer ft. Alex Boxer 05/19/2020

Explorer ft. Alex Boxer Huge news: I'm now offering natal chart readings! You can book one . Listen for more details, including how you can win a free reading, + a fascinating interview with data scientist , author of A Scheme of Heaven: The History of Astrology and the Search for Our Destiny in Data. Purchase his book . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/14476088

Elixir ft. Zoe Wilkins 05/05/2020

Elixir ft. Zoe Wilkins More Taurus earthiness, immortality, Ashton Kutcher + Mila Kunis and their , and a discussion on wine with veteran sommelier . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/14247455

Moss ft. Blake 04/21/2020

Moss ft. Blake Taurus season, societal shifts, Chris Crocker, , and a discussion on the recent rise of sex work with OnlyFans content creator Blake. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/14047064

Nemesis ft. Shahnaz Zarif 04/07/2020

Nemesis ft. Shahnaz Zarif Aries season, our personal and collective nemeses, Becky Lynch, , and a discussion on the world of professional wrestling with wrestler, musician, and cohost of podcast . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/13881437

Quarantine 03/24/2020

Quarantine All bets are off. Join me for some quarantine stress relief. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/13675136

Dew 03/10/2020

Dew Saturn moving into Aquarius, a mini forecast, and Mulan. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/13460462

Delve ft. Helen Zaltzman 02/25/2020

Delve ft. Helen Zaltzman Mercury Retrograde, Pisces season, a mini forecast, , and a discussion on the names of the planets with etymological investigation enthusiast . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/13260953

Allure ft. Jenny Owen Youngs 02/11/2020

Allure ft. Jenny Owen Youngs Valentine's Day, Cupid, J. Lo + Shakira's halftime show, the Grammy's, the Iowa Caucus, the Impeachment Trial, and a sign compatibility segment with . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Read Jess' astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/13082369

Altruist ft. Ryan O'Donnell 01/28/2020

Altruist ft. Ryan O'Donnell Uranus, the 2020 U.S. Primary election, Aquarius season, , and an interview with Democratic strategist Ryan O'Donnell. Click for the 2020 Primary election dates by state. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Read Jess' astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/12893720

Catalyst ft. @notallgeminis 01/14/2020

Catalyst ft. @notallgeminis Mars, the New Year, astrology memes, Adam Sandler, Capricorn season, , and an interview with Courtney Perkins of . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Read Jess' astrology contributions at /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/12713417

Astrology Apps 12/31/2019

Astrology Apps Happy New Year! This week we bid Chris adieu in his final episode, discuss Astrology Apps: which to take into the New Year and which to leave in dusty 2019, plus an Astro Probe with music journalist . Stay tuned for an all new show in 2020. Explore the dark, at This week's advice: 1. How do I stop being reclusive and start dating again? 2. My partner and I both have Pisces Sun and Pisces Moon, how can we become better communicators? 3. My school's band director had an affair with my friend's mom and I reported him to admin after he yelled at a student about it but I lost friends as a result, how do I let things go and stop feeling guilty about what I did? / / Astrology contributions at Astro Blast was produced by Art by Chris Farren Theme song by , , Jenny Owen Youngs /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/12572204

Harry Potter Houses w/ Hrishi Hirway 12/24/2019

Harry Potter Houses w/ Hrishi Hirway HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we celebrate with a special episode on the Harry Potter Houses. We sort the 4 elements, 12 signs, and ourselves, with guest host of podcasts Song Exploder + West Wing Weekly and musical projects The One A.M. Radio + Moors. This week's advice: 1. My family is moving away, should I stay where I am or move with them? 2. My partner doesn't like to do much; how can I entertain myself without abandoning them? 3. What sign is SANTA CLAUS? / / Astrology contributions at Astro Blast was produced by Art by Chris Farren Theme song by , , Jenny Owen Youngs /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/12519128

The Aspects ft. Shamir 12/17/2019

The Aspects ft. Shamir This week we bore Chris with the Aspects, wind down the educational content of the pod, talk wrestling, money spending, Chris vows to stop talking about s*x, plus an Astro Probe with musician . This week's advice: 1. What advice would you give to the WWE to be a more entertaining show? 2. What would you do with $100 mil and how does that relate to your natal chart? 3. How would you group the 12 signs into the Harry Potter houses? / / Astrology contributions at Astro Blast was produced by Art by Chris Farren Theme song by , , Jenny Owen Youngs /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/12402665

The Nodes ft. Tommy Siegel 12/10/2019

The Nodes ft. Tommy Siegel This week we talk about the Lunar Nodes, the ecliptic, the Russian whale jail, several ninja turtles, + more, plus an Astro Probe with musician and cartoonist of bands and . This week's advice: 1. A lot of my chart is earth and air but lately I've been crying a lot, why is that? 2. I found out I was the side chick for year so we broke up and have a rocky friendship because of his girlfriend, what should I do? 3. I'm in love with my best friend but I don't think it's mutual, how can I move on? / / Astrology contributions at Astro Blast was produced by Art by Chris Farren Theme song by , , Jenny Owen Youngs /episode/index/show/astroblast/id/12317009

Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology)

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