Auld Lang Sign
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year’s Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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’Twas the Ep Before Christmas & All Through the Houses
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald’s snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein’s dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas Is You. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Take Me To Your Reader
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Saturn stationing direct in Pisces, the Mars-Saturn-Neptune square, parasocialism, aliens, organ donors, Wicked 2, the Epstein files, reaching flow state, and the shuttering of MTV, Farmer’s Almanac, and Teen Vogue. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Ursa Mayor
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani’s mayoral election victory, Rosalia’s new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Trine and Punishment
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover the Scorpio Sun-Pluto square, Mars in Sagittarius, Roof Man, Kirsten Dunst & Sofia Coppola, the government shutdown, the NBA/mob gambling scandal, the Louvre robbery, & Vogue’s new editor. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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The Tell-Tale Chart
Inkblot Astrology
In this special Halloween episode we cover Scorpio season, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, mystic rectangles, the 8th house, Edgar Allen Poe’s natal chart, the Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, the Smurl hauntings, Kate’s own incubus haunting, the history of Halloween, Taylor Swift’s album release, Greta Thunberg’s power haircut, and the return of the Choco Taco. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Twin Peaks, PSLs & the Fall of the Internet
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Total Eclipse of the Chart
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike’s new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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The Pisces Saturn Death Knell
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover our own irl meetup in Maine, Saturn’s Rx back into Pisces, eclipse season, the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the Pam Anderson-Liam Neeson fake romance, Christianity, diamonds, conspiracy theories, and Shrek. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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The Life of a Node Girl
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Kate’s dissertation on integration, Venus in Leo, a September t-square, parenting in the age of social media, Sydney Sweeney, breast milk ice cream, Pam Anderson, Taylor’s new album, martial law in D.C, and the Lana Del Rey-Ethel Cain drama. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
info_outlineIn this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald’s snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein’s dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas Is You.
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