MRS. FUBBS: PART TWO
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In Episodes Four and Five of "MRS. FUBBS," strap your feet into a pair of sturdy, metal stirrups and tighten that hospital gown as we roller-coaster our way through the ups and downs of baby making...or as my daughter calls it, "when the hairy man puts the baby inside of mommy."
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MRS. FUBBS: PART ONE
averagelyallgood's podcast
In Episodes Four and Five of "MRS. FUBBS," strap your feet into a pair of sturdy, metal stirrups and tighten that hospital gown as we roller-coaster our way through the ups and downs of baby making...or as my daughter calls it, "when the hairy man puts the baby inside of mommy."
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CATS
averagelyallgood's podcast
In Episode Three, "CATS," join me and my faithful companion, Mabelle, as we get attacked by a possessed pussycat.
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BEACH: PART TWO
averagelyallgood's podcast
In Episode One and Two of "BEACH," travel back to a time when TV/VCR combos were the technology of the future, and dinner at The Red Lobster was like dining at a 3-star Michelin restaurant. Join me on an Averagely Allgood family trip to Panama City Beach in the early 1990s.
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BEACH: PART ONE
averagelyallgood's podcast
In Episode One and Two of "BEACH," travel back to a time when TV/VCR combos were the technology of the future, and dinner at The Red Lobster was like dining at a 3-star Michelin restaurant. Join me on an Averagely Allgood family trip to Panama City Beach in the early 1990s.
info_outlineAs children, if princess movies teach us anything, it's that every girl will grow up and find a tall, handsome man to rescue her, and she will have dozens and dozens of beautiful babies and live happily ever after. Well, to this princess, I would like to say, "Bullshit." No, this is not how life happens. And having those dozens of babies is a lot more complicated than removing that condom from the banana.
In Episodes Four and Five of "MRS. FUBBS," strap your feet into a pair of sturdy, metal stirrups and tighten that hospital gown as we roller-coaster our way through the ups and downs of baby making...or as my daughter calls it, "when the hairy man puts the baby inside of mommy."
CREDITS: All essays written by Caitlin Allgood. Music composed by David Allgood, and performed and arranged by The Parkers. Stream their music online coming soon. Also, if you find my voice irritating--I don't blame you--you can find the stories in print, as well as embarrassing photographs, at www.averagelyallgood.com.