017: The Cult of Steveism, Made-Up Phrases and Weatherproof Bikes with Dan and Steve
Release Date: 01/13/2023
004: Andrew Tate Fights GHOST! 4-Day Work Week SUCCESS & Secret Passageways?!
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This week the boys are back with more serious business scooped from the bowels of the internet, starting with Andrew Tate continuing his Kickboxing career in prison by taking on opponents from beyond the grave. In other news Dan is sick to death of the lack of mystery in the world and has a well thought out business plan to combat this; secret passageways. The results are in and Steve thinks the best way to save the world this week is the 4 day work week, it's simple really, less work = more fun. Other serious business: - People who think they're attractive aren't phased by deadly viruses -...
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003: DATING Your Car, Male Contraception and Kicking the Beer!
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DATING your car, male contraception pills and kicking the beer for lent! It's episode three and the serious business keeps on coming! This week the boys are a bit 'fruity'. Dan has once again delved into the world of reality TV proposing a new dating show, the twist being that all of the contestants are in love with inanimate objects (many of them VW Beetles). Steve has been pondering everyone's bedroom habits and has decided to remind everyone we NEED a male contraceptive pill, it's time to help out the ladies. In a shocking revelation Steve has decided to give up the love of his life for...
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002: How to Style the PERFECT Look, Limiting Your Twitter Rants and ALIENS in the Wind!?
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Do you want to know how to style the PERFECT look? Should we be limiting Twitter rants and are ALIENS blowing over in the wind!? This week on The Serious Business Podcast the boys are back to talk life, death, news and nonsense. Steve has donned a shirt in order to impress his mother. Dan reports back on his valentines day and his close encounter with a big hunk of meat (despite his reservations he did it to make real fiance happy). Dan is tired of waiting for people to get ready and has come up with a dystopian AI that takes all the joy out of dressing yourself and enforces...
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001: Harry Styles; UNGRATEFUL?! Rihanna CONFIRMED as Satan's Helper! Eco-Activism; a HATE CRIME?!
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The boys are BACK for season 2 of the Serious Business Podcast, but this time they're also on YouTube, in all their high-res, colour corrected glory. To kick off the first episode of Season 2, Steve goes for a double whammy, taking on climate change, eco-activism and many people's perfectly 'legitimate concerns with immigration policy' in another effort to save the world. In the light of the recent railway strikes, Dan proposes yet another business idea to help keep frustrated commuters calm and in turn save their families from their wrath. The Grammys have come around once again and Steve...
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020: Dallas Zoo Conspiracy, the Shower with Drying Power and Binning Boring Books with Dan and Steve
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Lesson of the week: If someone tells you not to read a book, go ahead and read it anyway. Unless it’s about the history of coaches and buses in North East England or something boring like that, you can get rid of that. We’re also getting rid of Rick and Morty because apparently, the creator’s a nonce. Steve’s jumping to invest in Dan’s business idea this week and it’s a good one, the Shower with Drying Power. No more soaking wet bath mats! The boys also try to get to the bottom of a zoo animal mystery as many of them have escaped under suspicious circumstances... Animal...
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019: Pet Chickens, Ghostly Dining and Cheating in the Metaverse with Dan and Steve (1-1)
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We’ve got one very important question this week: What happened to Dan on Saturday Night?? He won’t admit it, but Steve’s a bit jealous after hearing Dan got smashed with a bunch of strangers and came back with some new besties. Maybe Dan can make up for it with his business idea this week as he’s solving the egg shortage crisis with his Domesticated Chickens Service. It’s well cute. Steve’s lowering housing costs with graffiti as well as saving the world by showing people a whole new perspective. Basically, he’s making you scroll through a Trump supporter’s For You page. Sounds...
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018: Wi-Fi Automated Kettles, ABBA is Definitely Still Alive and Hologranimals with Dan and Steve (1-0)
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The time has officially come. Someone’s stolen Dan’s business idea in REAL-TIME. And no he didn’t just invent the already existing Smart Kettle that you can purchase on Amazon and have delivered tomorrow. That would be silly. As you may know, Steve ended racism a couple of weeks ago and now he’s tackling animal cruelty in zoos using holograms. Can you see where we’re going with this? It’s got a bloody good name too. That’s a lot of creativity for someone who didn’t know ABBA was still alive. We’ve also got some wild headlines of the week including some very...
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017: The Cult of Steveism, Made-Up Phrases and Weatherproof Bikes with Dan and Steve
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Steve’s year hasn’t started off too well, he might still be a little hungover and he’s convinced himself that “close but no banana” is a real phrase. We’re still figuring that one out. Dan’s got your new years resolution to keep fit this year in the bag with his Sheltered Bikes business idea. Love cycling but hate the weather? You’ve got no excuses now. Oh, and Steve’s started a new religion (see: cult) to save the world. Introducing Steveism, coming soon to a Waterstones near you. Waterstones? What’s that got to do with Steve’s religion (see: cult)? It’s a long story...
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016: Festive Wheels, The 12 Mishaps of Christmas and Flammable Onions with Dan and Steve
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It’sss Christmasss! It’s a special one this, we’ve gone all out with a spinning wheel, lots of festive chat and even a live studio audience with real fiance and real girlfriend. They have officially been confirmed to be real. Steve’s doing the Lord’s work (as Jesus would have wanted at this time of year) and informs us all of the dangers of Christmas in the aptly named 12 Mishaps of Christmas. The numbers aren’t looking good for the number of deaths as a result of shopping during the sales and watering Christmas trees… And Dan visits that strange other world across the...
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015: Aliens Solve Racism, Stolen Business Ideas and Licking Toads with Dan and Steve
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After a cheeky week off, Dan and Steve are back to tackle the real stuff. Racism? What’s that? That’s what they’ll say when the world implements Steve’s latest genius idea to stop the Susan Husseys of the world from asking “Where are you *really* from?” In more things you should never do news, we hear the Americans are at it again with taking up licking toads for fun. You definitely read that right. Dan’s also got a seriously good business idea for those of you who hate remembering birthdays. The name needs a little work though… Tune in quick before someone steals our ideas!...
info_outlineSteve’s year hasn’t started off too well, he might still be a little hungover and he’s convinced himself that “close but no banana” is a real phrase. We’re still figuring that one out. Dan’s got your new years resolution to keep fit this year in the bag with his Sheltered Bikes business idea. Love cycling but hate the weather? You’ve got no excuses now. Oh, and Steve’s started a new religion (see: cult) to save the world. Introducing Steveism, coming soon to a Waterstones near you. Waterstones? What’s that got to do with Steve’s religion (see: cult)? It’s a long story just listen to the episode. Enjoy the madness.
Even more serious things:
- Dan and Steve go head to head in the battle of whether sherry should still be a thing
- Dolphins passing pufferfish round like a spliff
- Bowling is so 2022. New manly sport for 2023: Badminton!
If you see Steve planting his scriptures in the non-fiction aisle of a Waterstones, it’s probably best just to calmly walk the other way.