One small step for man. One giant leap for idiots.
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The moon landing. Everyone who was alive at the time remembers it. Everyone else who has come after knows it has happened. At least, they should know it happened. Yes, there are people who, in the face of overwhelming evidence, don't believe people have gone to the moon. (Sighs. Pinches bridge of nose.)
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Black belt in lunacy
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If you work really hard, you too can think that the earth is flat. Why just believe that Elvis is alive or that Bigfoot exists when you can go full-on nutbar? Join Scott and Michael as they distort their brains trying to make sense of Flat Earthers.
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The truth is out there
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Actually, people who believe in aliens are out there. The truth is pretty much what is all around you. In this episode, Scott and Michael discuss aliens and UFOs. Or are they UAPs? It's whatever the kids are calling the made-up stuff they think they see in the sky.
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That's what a Leo would say.
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Because people can't get enough of how the stars affect them, here's part two of our coverage of Astrology. Editor's note: Multiple times in this podcast, Scott mistakenly used the term "astronomy" when he meant "astrology". We regret the error. However, he's a Capricorn, so what did you expect?
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Your house sign is descending
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With Mercury in retrograde, Libra ascending, and the moon in Virgo, it's time to enjoy Michael and Scott discuss astrology. You'll appreciate learning what Nancy Reagan and Lady Gaga relied on to get through the day. You'll find out about houses, natal charts, and ascensions. You'll even come to appreciate Uranus.
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Because the Illuminati
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It has been a few weeks since we released a podcast. We had every intention to record earlier, but unseen forces conspired to delay us. Some would say the unseen force was a virus. That's what they want you to think, you rubes! Listen carefully as Michael and Scott discuss the Illuminati and how they supposedly control the world.
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The pelvic thrust will never die
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Denial isn't only a river in Egypt. Elvis is still alive in the hearts of those out there who refuse to believe that he died in the can in 1976 after consuming massive amounts of drugs. Join Scott and Michael as they discuss the phenomenon of Elvis's life after his "death."
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Bigfoot
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Join Scott and Michael as they discuss what you call more than one Bigfoot. Bigfeet? Bigfoots? Does it matter if they don't exist?
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The simplest explanation
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The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Ha! That's that they want you to believe. Who are they? Well, let me point you to the internet where there are all kinds of theories on who "they" are. Join Michael and Scott as they introduce their next list of things that defy explanation.
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Five stars or execution
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Join Michael and Scott on one last journey of epicurean delights. Without further ado, the number one absolute best cuisine in the world. Drumroll please...Chinese food! Heat up your General Tso's leftovers and settle in.
info_outlineThe simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Ha! That's that they want you to believe. Who are they? Well, let me point you to the internet where there are all kinds of theories on who "they" are. Join Michael and Scott as they introduce their next list of things that defy explanation.