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The simplest explanation

Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

Release Date: 12/09/2025

Because the Illuminati show art Because the Illuminati

Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

It has been a few weeks since we released a podcast. We had every intention to record earlier, but unseen forces conspired to delay us. Some would say the unseen force was a virus. That's what they want you to think, you rubes! Listen carefully as Michael and Scott discuss the Illuminati and how they supposedly control the world.

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Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

Denial isn't only a river in Egypt. Elvis is still alive in the hearts of those out there who refuse to believe that he died in the can in 1976 after consuming massive amounts of drugs. Join Scott and Michael as they discuss the phenomenon of Elvis's life after his "death."

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Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

Join Scott and Michael as they discuss what you call more than one Bigfoot. Bigfeet? Bigfoots? Does it matter if they don't exist?

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Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Ha! That's that they want you to believe. Who are they? Well, let me point you to the internet where there are all kinds of theories on who "they" are. Join Michael and Scott as they introduce their next list of things that defy explanation.

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Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

Join Michael and Scott on one last journey of epicurean delights. Without further ado, the number one absolute best cuisine in the world. Drumroll please...Chinese food! Heat up your General Tso's leftovers and settle in.

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Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

Most people only know it from the children's board game. However, in this very special episode of the Down for the Count Podcast, Michael and Scott uncover the sordid history of the small Pacific nation of Candy Land. From glorious nougat to the scourge of licorice, the impact Candy Land has had on world cuisine is immeasurable. 

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Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

Ayyyyy, when you're here, you're family. Scott and Michael discuss the 2nd best cuisine in the world: Olive Garden...I mean Italian food.  Notes: The pizza place in San Francisco Michael couldn't remember is Pizzeria Delfina.

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Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

What country is responsible for the Oreo, the TV dinner, and scrapple? The country with the third-best cuisine in the world, the US of A. 

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Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

The Westernization of the udon noodle goes unabated in this episode of Down for the Count as we discuss the 4th greatest cuisine, Japanese.

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Michael and Scott explore the vibrant array of Mexican delicacies, only to discover that Doritos Locos Tacos are not among them. It’s #5 in our list of greatest world cuisines!

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