Wine Whines and Tortoise Troubles - A Journey Through Sobriety and Shell-Search Shenanigans
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
Release Date: 06/04/2024
Scam tequila reviews, Rescue-dog fencing math, and marital translation services
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
If you’ve ever wondered what love, life, and questionable liquor purchases look like when narrated by two quick-witted co-hosts who cannot stay on one topic to save their lives—this episode is your sign. Kiki and Cowboy stumble into recording because Cowboy “needs a recorded conversation to happen,” quickly detour into the great Winner Winner Chicken Dinner mystery, and promptly spiral into a tale of scam tequila that turned out to be delicious, addictive… and probably just alcoholic sugar water they bought in Mexico. Between dramatic V8-and-vodka confessions, parenting two dogs who...
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Kiki, Cowboy & the Great Enneagram Mix-Up, Two Types, One Microphone, Zero Preparation
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this episode, Kiki & Cowboy dive head-first into the Enneagram… or the “Any-o-Gram,” “Audiogram,” “Pain Scale,” or whatever Cowboy decides to call it today. What starts as a personality-type discussion quickly turns into the couple hilariously interrupting each other, misquoting psychological concepts, confusing Phil Collins lyrics with life lessons, and accidentally revealing their own quirks in real time. It’s part relationship therapy, part comedy show, and part “Cowboy tries to follow directions while Kiki pulls the car over. Their running game of “who gets to...
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Our Hilarious Attempt to Crash the Kid Kraddick Family Vacation
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, we learn two very important truths: 1) Kiki should never be underestimated when she wakes up before 7 a.m., and 2) Cowboy should always be suspicious when she does. Kiki hatched a plan involving coffee, scripts, and a morning radio show contest that could win them a Florida vacation with the Kid Kraddick Morning Show. Cowboy thought it was just another one of Kiki’s “wild ideas” (read: potential chaos generators), but before he could even finish his coffee, she had written a full-blown script and was dragging him to rehearse...
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Midnight Mayhem: Plumbing Woes, Squatty Potty Pros, and Dumpster Fire Flushing Tips
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this lively and comedic podcast episode, Kiki and Cowboy recount a hilariously chaotic late-night mishap involving a unforeseen plumbing issues. The adventure begins when someone-who-shall-remain-nameless (ahem...Kiki) wakes up around midnight for a quick trip to the loo... only to face unexpected challenges - which prompt reflections on age, household quirks, and the unsung benefits of the Squatty Potty (a device Cowboy enthusiastically champions). While Kiki initially hesitates to delve into details, she ultimately shares the story of attempting to manage the rising water...
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A Hilarious Train-wreck of Frenchiness, Nostalgia, Nose Hairs, and Church Singing
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
The "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy" Podcast: A Hilarious Trainwreck of French, Nostalgia, Nose Hairs, and Church Singing Welcome to the comedy rollercoaster where chaos reigns and sense goes on holiday. In this episode, Kiki and Cowboy embark on a journey through their muddled thoughts, terrible French accents, and completely unnecessary deep dives into ski movies from the '80s. Act 1: Francophiles in Shambles Cowboy attempts French with a nasal flair, Kiki dismantles his efforts with wit, and both butcher the language worse than a baguette in a blender. Miscommunication reigns supreme,...
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Planes, Motorcycles, and Turkey Day Car Chaos: Cowboy & Kiki’s Misadventures in Holiday Logistics
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this uproarious podcast episode, Cowboy and Kiki dive headfirst into the chaos of planning a blended family Thanksgiving holiday. They riff on the logistics disaster that feels straight out of an '80s comedy like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, except their version involves planes, motorcycles, cars (lots of cars), and an occasional black hole of miscommunication. Kiki, the pragmatic planner, keeps hitting "cancel" on their annual motorcycle trip reservations, while Cowboy is convinced she’s operating on a different time dimension. Between a surprise work schedule...
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Not so... newlywed game part two: Love is a battlefield... of butter, wet wipes, and unflappable humor.
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In the riotously chaotic episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," a seemingly simple question—"What do you do that annoys your partner?"—escalates into a hilariously revealing game of emotional dodgeball. Flynn, our self-proclaimed easygoing guy, confesses his popcorn faux pas: drowning his side of the tub in butter and promptly forgetting which side is which. Nicole, clearly butter-intolerant, recounts her messy popcorn woes but magnanimously awards no points, much to Flynn’s butter-soaked dismay. Meanwhile, Kiki and Cowboy instigate gleefully from the sidelines,...
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Before I Shower: A Cautionary Tale of Milk, Spiders, and Questionable Decisions
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy is a delightful romp into the chaos of everyday life where every episode answers the eternal question: Are we doing this thing, or should I take a shower? The show kicks off with Kiki casually dropping this gem of a phrase, and Cowboy immediately declares it the perfect metaphor for their lives—messy, spontaneous, and slightly questionable. This time, the duo unravels the mysteries of pre-shower decision-making, from gardening to garage adventures, while hilariously navigating topics like roommate drama and the fine art of respecting (or ignoring)...
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Shells, Sheds, and Sisyphean tasks: The Great Tortoise Takeover
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In the latest episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," the duo strays from their past motorcycle chats to the unpredictable world of pet tortoises. Their conversation reveals a rollercoaster of incidents, with Kiki's commentary backed by Cowboy’s exaggerated anecdotes. They confess that their pets own them—not the other way around—and every day with these reptiles is a gamble, filled with chaos, laughter, and cowboy boots worn strictly for backyard emergencies. One memorable tale involves their heavyweight tortoise, Dot, a wrecking ball in a shell. Dot's stubborn refusal to...
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Low Ceiling Fans, a Late-night Guest & Campus Tours: A 'Simple' Trip Goes South!
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this lively episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, our fearless duo embarks on a "simple" college campus tour that quickly veers off course. Armed with a car bursting at the seams with snacks, toiletries, and Cowboy’s trusty hat, they set out under the naive notion that this would be a straightforward family trip. Yet, as Waze decides to route them through every Texas backroad imaginable, Kiki and Cowboy find themselves dodging cows, potholes, and a debate over tuna banishment in the car. The journey isn’t complete without Cowboy secretly catching Pokémon along the way, much to...
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In the latest episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," the dynamic duo dive right into the absurdity from the get-go. Cowboy, ever the instigator, blindsides Kiki by spilling a secret she shared just days ago, much to her horror and the audience's amusement. The big reveal? Kiki has decided to give up wine for a whopping 45 days as part of a gym challenge, leading to a hilarious debate about whether she'll turn into a health nut or just a cranky mess. Cowboy, in typical mischievous fashion, suggests starting each day with a glass of wine post-challenge, clearly aiming to improve productivity—or so he claims.
But that's not all! The episode takes a wild turn as Kiki recounts the great tortoise escape of the summer. Picture this: Kiki and Cowboy lounging by the pool in Vegas when they receive a frantic text from their daughter. Their massive pet tortoise, Dot, is missing and possibly on a grand adventure through the neighborhood. Cue a frantic search involving app alerts, jokes from friends, and near heart attacks as they envision Dot navigating busy streets. Thankfully, Dot was eventually found, likely munching on some forbidden grass, and peace was restored. From wine woes to wandering tortoises, this episode is a rollercoaster of quirky chaos.