A Hilarious Train-wreck of Frenchiness, Nostalgia, Nose Hairs, and Church Singing
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
Release Date: 12/17/2024
Midnight Mayhem: Plumbing Woes, Squatty Potty Pros, and Dumpster Fire Flushing Tips
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this lively and comedic podcast episode, Kiki and Cowboy recount a hilariously chaotic late-night mishap involving a unforeseen plumbing issues. The adventure begins when someone-who-shall-remain-nameless (ahem...Kiki) wakes up around midnight for a quick trip to the loo... only to face unexpected challenges - which prompt reflections on age, household quirks, and the unsung benefits of the Squatty Potty (a device Cowboy enthusiastically champions). While Kiki initially hesitates to delve into details, she ultimately shares the story of attempting to manage the rising water...
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A Hilarious Train-wreck of Frenchiness, Nostalgia, Nose Hairs, and Church Singing
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
The "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy" Podcast: A Hilarious Trainwreck of French, Nostalgia, Nose Hairs, and Church Singing Welcome to the comedy rollercoaster where chaos reigns and sense goes on holiday. In this episode, Kiki and Cowboy embark on a journey through their muddled thoughts, terrible French accents, and completely unnecessary deep dives into ski movies from the '80s. Act 1: Francophiles in Shambles Cowboy attempts French with a nasal flair, Kiki dismantles his efforts with wit, and both butcher the language worse than a baguette in a blender. Miscommunication reigns supreme,...
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Planes, Motorcycles, and Turkey Day Car Chaos: Cowboy & Kiki’s Misadventures in Holiday Logistics
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this uproarious podcast episode, Cowboy and Kiki dive headfirst into the chaos of planning a blended family Thanksgiving holiday. They riff on the logistics disaster that feels straight out of an '80s comedy like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, except their version involves planes, motorcycles, cars (lots of cars), and an occasional black hole of miscommunication. Kiki, the pragmatic planner, keeps hitting "cancel" on their annual motorcycle trip reservations, while Cowboy is convinced she’s operating on a different time dimension. Between a surprise work schedule...
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Not so... newlywed game part two: Love is a battlefield... of butter, wet wipes, and unflappable humor.
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In the riotously chaotic episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," a seemingly simple question—"What do you do that annoys your partner?"—escalates into a hilariously revealing game of emotional dodgeball. Flynn, our self-proclaimed easygoing guy, confesses his popcorn faux pas: drowning his side of the tub in butter and promptly forgetting which side is which. Nicole, clearly butter-intolerant, recounts her messy popcorn woes but magnanimously awards no points, much to Flynn’s butter-soaked dismay. Meanwhile, Kiki and Cowboy instigate gleefully from the sidelines,...
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Before I Shower: A Cautionary Tale of Milk, Spiders, and Questionable Decisions
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy is a delightful romp into the chaos of everyday life where every episode answers the eternal question: Are we doing this thing, or should I take a shower? The show kicks off with Kiki casually dropping this gem of a phrase, and Cowboy immediately declares it the perfect metaphor for their lives—messy, spontaneous, and slightly questionable. This time, the duo unravels the mysteries of pre-shower decision-making, from gardening to garage adventures, while hilariously navigating topics like roommate drama and the fine art of respecting (or ignoring)...
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Shells, Sheds, and Sisyphean tasks: The Great Tortoise Takeover
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In the latest episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," the duo strays from their past motorcycle chats to the unpredictable world of pet tortoises. Their conversation reveals a rollercoaster of incidents, with Kiki's commentary backed by Cowboy’s exaggerated anecdotes. They confess that their pets own them—not the other way around—and every day with these reptiles is a gamble, filled with chaos, laughter, and cowboy boots worn strictly for backyard emergencies. One memorable tale involves their heavyweight tortoise, Dot, a wrecking ball in a shell. Dot's stubborn refusal to...
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Low Ceiling Fans, a Late-night Guest & Campus Tours: A 'Simple' Trip Goes South!
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this lively episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, our fearless duo embarks on a "simple" college campus tour that quickly veers off course. Armed with a car bursting at the seams with snacks, toiletries, and Cowboy’s trusty hat, they set out under the naive notion that this would be a straightforward family trip. Yet, as Waze decides to route them through every Texas backroad imaginable, Kiki and Cowboy find themselves dodging cows, potholes, and a debate over tuna banishment in the car. The journey isn’t complete without Cowboy secretly catching Pokémon along the way, much to...
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Car Troubles and Golf Cart Fumbles: Parenting the Chaos Behind the Wheel
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
In this hilariously relatable episode of Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy, our duo kicks things off by sharing their gym exhaustion, which, let’s be honest, we all feel deep in our bones. But soon enough, the conversation shifts to more perilous territory—parenting young adults who are menaces behind the wheel. The couple takes turns recounting their kids’ automotive mishaps, from driving over truck tires to golf cart police encounters, all with a side of “well, they’re still learning” humor. Spoiler alert: adulting is hard, but parenting adults? A whole new level of chaos. Take...
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Pants, Power Tools, and Cleavage Clues: Kiki & Cowboy’s DIY Debacles
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
Alright, here’s the lowdown on Kiki and Cowboy’s latest podcast misadventure: Kiki was in some pants-related drama, and Cowboy swooped in with the kind of help that makes you question life choices. After attempting to hoist Kiki into her pants like some kind of DIY superhero, things got hilariously awkward. Picture a hot pan moment—Cowboy touched it and quickly recoiled, realizing the "help" wasn’t helping. Then there’s Kiki, needing a whole ensemble change, hinting at a long day ahead, but hey, who’s counting? Add to that some tortoise trouble. Cowboy insists Kiki can’t handle a...
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iPad Backpacks, Brake Leaks, and Poking Cowboy: Kiki's Misadventure Strikes Again!
Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy
So, Cowboy and Kiki plan their biggest motorcycle trip ever, and it's all logistical chaos. We're talking hours on a bike, butt cramps, and Kiki trying to entertain herself while staring at the back of Cowboy's helmet. Her genius idea? Strap an iPad to Cowboy's back like a high-tech backpack... which of course would turn into a 6-hour poke-fest of “STOP TOUCHING ME!” But, alas, the bike, aptly named “Misadventure,” lives up to its name when a leak in the brake fluid system decides to make things spicy right before the trip. Cowboy tries a few “MacGyver” fixes, but nothing sticks....
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Welcome to the comedy rollercoaster where chaos reigns and sense goes on holiday. In this episode, Kiki and Cowboy embark on a journey through their muddled thoughts, terrible French accents, and completely unnecessary deep dives into ski movies from the '80s.
Act 1: Francophiles in Shambles
Cowboy attempts French with a nasal flair, Kiki dismantles his efforts with wit, and both butcher the language worse than a baguette in a blender. Miscommunication reigns supreme, with Cowboy declaring “Arrêt” (stop) and Kiki interpreting it as “a red.” Throw in a few snooty waiter jokes and voilà—a French vocabulary lesson no one asked for.
Act 2: The Nose Hair Saga
Cowboy recounts the epic tale of plucking a nose hair so long he swears it touched his brain. This prompts Kiki to question his grooming habits, leading to a debate over trimmers and the pain threshold of men of “a certain age.” Cue uncontrollable laughter and Cowboy’s declaration that the hair was a “brain antenna,” possibly explaining his questionable life choices.
Act 3: Ski School or Snooze School?
Cowboy dives into an IMDb black hole, passionately defending the legacy of Better Off Dead while simultaneously researching obscure '80s ski movies (Ski School, Ski Patrol—who knew there were so many?). Kiki tolerates this rabbit hole with sass, questioning why they’re even talking about it while Cowboy insists this knowledge is vital for Christmas trivia.
Act 4: Drinks and Disasters
In a clumsy pre-show setup, Cowboy drops a cable clip into Kiki’s drink, sparking a Steve Martin The Jerk reference. Kiki sarcastically recounts the “grubby finger retrieval attempt,” ensuring Cowboy’s dignity is reduced to ashes.
Conclusion: Two Dollars and Chaos
The duo wraps up by reminiscing about Better Off Dead, quoting “I want my two dollars!” and applauding the paperboy-turned-producer. By this point, the audience is either in stitches or wondering how they stumbled into this fever dream of a podcast.
Moral of the story: Always trim your nose hairs, never let Cowboy handle your drink, and watch out for rogue cable clips. Bon voyage!