Episode 274: ‘A Drag Queen’s Goodbye’ (Jubilee)

Are you doing it wrong forever, or just wrong tonight? Hillbilly Drag Queen Jubilee confesses to being a ‘Lily dippin, fairy flipping, dick kissin’ gay boy’ - but before that, she was Joe, a Midwestern Fraternity President who majored in HomoSuppression. But when a series of Southern Comfort-soaked college hookups go astray, Jubilee learns to accept her true sexual identity to finally become the flamboyantly real Drag Persona who stands on Bawdy’s stage. And Dixie talks Touring the Live Show, learning to use ChatGPT, and getting an in-person dose of Body Positivity at a Big Fat Pool Party.

 

Song: ’Drag Queens & Limosines’ (Mary Gauthier)

 

Drag l Power Dynamics | Sorority Sister l Fraternity Brother l Safety l Losing Your Virginity l Hollywood Lied l | Carrie Underwood l Slut-Shaming l AfterCare l Respect l Cheating | Gatorade Vodka l Women’s Pleasure l Church / Steeple | Ballerina l Femme Fatale l Boss Bitch l Gay l Lesbian l Queer l Peach Schnapps l Menstruation l Esophagus Technique l Dorms l Freshman l Be Yourself l Boat Shoes l Magic l

 

About our Storyteller:

 

Jubilee is the most creative, funniest, highest-kicking hillbilly drag queen in San Francisco. She’s won titles such as Miss Cowgirl 2022 and Oaklash’s Worst Dressed 2019. She starred in the critically acclaimed stage shows Harry Poofter and the Sorcerer’s Rhinestone and Harry Poofter and the Chamber of Secretions.

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LIVE SHOWS: We’re kicking off Folsom Street Fair Weekend with a 2-Show K!nktacular!

 

7 PM: a Curated MainStage Bawdy Storytelling at 7 PM - with legends like Mollena Williams - Haas, Race Bannon and more, and music by Kat Robichaud of Misfit Cabaret:

 

Tickets for our (Curated) Bawdy Storytelling on Friday, 9/22 at 7 PM:  

https://tinyurl.com/BawdyFolsom

 

10 PM: Followed by BawdySlam, where you can put your name in the hat to tell your own 5 minute K!nky Story for Fun & Prizes. 

 

Tickets for BawdySlam at 10 PM: https://tinyurl.com/BawdySlamFolsom

 

#ProTip: You can See BOTH SHOWS with a 2 Show Ticket! (available thru either link) <3 #SanFrancisco

 

Dixie’s Live and In-Person Storytelling Workshop: is happening on Sunday, October 1st in SOMA, San Francisco. Dixie will teach you her incredibly easy method to blueprint your words to prepare for job interviews, public speaking, to feel more at ease on dates, and best of all, to stand on stage and deliver a standing ovation worthy piece of your life. Once you learn how, you’ll know the secret Forever!

Only 4 spots left so Register Now at

https://HTBFInPersonSF.eventbrite.com

 

PRIVATE COACHING: Want to work one-on-one with me? Right now I’m offering personal branding (your dating profile, website, etc), Storycoaching a nervous new keynote speaker, and I help develop documentaries, craft personal stories for the stage, and write their books - because storytelling is everywhere you wanna be. I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicate with clarity, help you land your dream job, and discover your own story … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at [email protected] and let’s make it happen.

 

Patreon Problems: A recent Patreon financial glitch really hurt us (a glitch that meant that some creators - like Bawdy - lost up to 20% of their patrons!) This is a huge loss, but you can Help keep Bawdy going: Please consider a donation (of any amount) to our Patreon or through a one-time donation below. Bouncing back from the Pandemic has been a tough battle but so far, we’re still here. We hope to keep producing, archiving and sharing these true stories with you for a long, long time - but we can’t do it alone.

Every dollar you send our way keeps us going, so please, Help if you can.

 

Want another way to Keep Us Going? Our donation links are:

 

BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

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And THANK YOU!

 

And Patreon members will get free Livestream tickets to our upcoming live shows in San Franciso at the $10/month level - and as a Bawdy Patreon member, your ongoing membership ensures that Bawdy can continue. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now to get exclusive Patreon-only rewards, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now:

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My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at

https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe

 

What is Substack?

Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/

 

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Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie’s VA is Roillan James

Additional support from Donal Mooney & Crystal Crowe

Bawdy’s Creator & Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

 

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