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Episode 275: ‘Polka-Dotted Villain’ (Midori)

Bawdy Storytelling

Release Date: 09/15/2023

Episode 299:  ‘Both My Vaginas’ (Sara Lederach) show art Episode 299: ‘Both My Vaginas’ (Sara Lederach)

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In this episode, we dive into the hilarious and awkward world of Gloryhole etiquette with professional Game Master Jeffrey Allen Hayes. New to the world of anonymous sex, Jeffrey finds himself perplexed by an invite on the Scruff app. As he navigates the uncharted territory of Gloryholes, he wonders: Do you RSVP? Should you bring baked goods? And what exactly are the rules for touching? Join us as we explore the do’s and don’ts of this mysterious and unconventional experience as Jeffrey teaches us how to connect, despite barriers (Really, there’s a barrier there between them).  ...

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Have you ever thought about Eroticizing your Coulrophobia? Author, Educator and ‘Super Nova of Kink’ Midori offers a masterclass in negotiation to a fan and young clown fetishist - and this fear scene will give you the willies! As Midori and her lucky pupil Ron don their rainbow wigs & giant clown shoes and prepare to co-top 2 eager submissives in the Shibari conference’s dungeon, she teaches him the importance of creativity and clear boundaries. Spoiler Alert: What’s the secret to surprising your victims at a Shibari conference? Don’t use Rope. #Shibari #RopeBondage #ClownScene

 

Song: ’Funhouse’ (Pink)

 

Kink l Dungeon | Clown l Rope Bondage l Shibari l Balloon Cage l Feminine Dominance l l Kink Event | Consent Conversation l Assumptions l Topping l Dynamic Rope l Clown Co-Top l Negotiation l Interrogation l Rainbow Wig l Kimono | Negotiator l Fear of Clowns l It l Mirror l Fellate l Play Piercing l Medical Supplies l Needles l Negotiation Masterclass l Laughter l Fish l Clown Makeup l Japanese l Whip Cream l Scare l Fear Scene l Mindfuck l

 

About our Storyteller:

 

Trailblazing educator, sexologist, artist, and irritant to banality, Midori founded Rope Dojo and ForteFemme: Women's Dominance Intensive. She penned the first English instruction book on Shibari titled, "Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage" in 2001, paving the way to the popularity of rope. Dan Savage calls her the "Super Nova of Kink," while others affectionately call her Auntie Midori for her cool, tell-it-like-it-is, funny, reality-based teaching. She is also the author of "Wild Side Sex," "Master Han's Daughter," and "Silk Threads.” She also does Creative Living Coaching and Private Sexological Consultations, and has the BEST Patreon in existence. 

 

Midori’s Links:

 

You can learn, laugh and enjoy her special online classes, events and art at www.patreon.com/PlanetMidori

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/planetmidori/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MidoriReallyMidori

Creative Living Coaching and Private Sexological Consultations: [email protected]

Episode links:

 

LIVE EVENT: We’re BACK in San Francisco on Friday, September 22nd, kicking off Folsom Street Fair Weekend with a 2-Show K!nktacular! True Stories from Race Bannon, Mollena Williams - Haas, #ProTip: You can See BOTH SHOWS with the 2 Show Ticket! (available thru either link) <3 #SanFrancisco

 

On Friday, September 22nd in San Francisco:

• At 7 PM: a Curated MainStage Bawdy Storytelling at 7 PM - with legends like Mollena Williams - Haas, Race Bannon, McKenning Wood, Phoenix Mandel, and music by Kat Robichaud of Misfit Cabaret.

Tickets for our (Curated) Bawdy Storytelling on Friday, 9/22 at 7 PM:  

https://tinyurl.com/BawdyFolsom

 

  • At 10 PM, it’s BawdySlam, where you can put your name in the hat to tell your own 5 minute K!nky Story for Fun & Prizes. 

Tickets for BawdySlam at 10 PM: https://tinyurl.com/BawdySlamFolsom

 

WORKSHOP:

‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is now a One Day Workshop, and it’s happening in 2 weeks. This Live and In-Person Storytelling Workshop is happening on Sunday, October 1st in SOMA, San Francisco. Dixie will teach you her incredibly easy method to rock that job interviews, excel at public speaking, to feel more at ease on dates, and stand onstage and deliver a standing ovation worthy chapter from your life. This method is so valuable, because once you learn how, you’ll know the secret Forever.

Only 2 spots left so Register Now at

https://HTBFInPersonSF.eventbrite.com

 

Private Parts Unknown podcast: Like their answer to Pleasure Podcast’s Question of the Month? Check them out at

https://open.spotify.com/show/1A577x91QotwCsfN4JxF2q

 

PRIVATE COACHING with Dixie: Want to work one-on-one with me? Right now I’m offering personal branding (your dating profile, website, etc), Storycoaching a nervous new keynote speaker, and I help develop documentaries, craft personal stories for the stage, and write their books - because storytelling is everywhere you wanna be. I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicate with clarity, help you land your dream job, and discover your own story … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at [email protected] and let’s make it happen.

 

Patreon: Bawdy Storytelling is in dire financial straits right now. A recent Patreon financial glitch really hurt us (a glitch that meant that some creators - like us - lost up to 20% of their patrons!) You can Help keep Bawdy going: Please consider a donation (of any amount) to our Patreon or through a one-time donation below. I want to keep producing, archiving and sharing these true stories with you for a long, long time - but I’m not sure how much longer I can hold out.

 

Join Bawdy’s Patreon now to get exclusive Patreon-only rewards, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now:

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Every dollar you send our way ensures that we will make it, so please, Help Us (before it’s too late).

 

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And THANK YOU!

 

 

My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at

https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe

 

What is Substack?

Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie’s VA is Roillan James

Additional support from Donal Mooney & Crystal Crowe

Bawdy’s Creator & Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

 

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