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Episode 275: ‘Polka-Dotted Villain’ (Midori)

Bawdy Storytelling

Release Date: 09/15/2023

Episode 289:  ‘Surprise Party’ (Phoenix Mandel) show art Episode 289: ‘Surprise Party’ (Phoenix Mandel)

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Have you ever desperately craved ‘grown-up time’? Sex Educator Phoenix Mandel is working as a Travel Nanny with a rare night off in Canada, so when they are Invited to what they assume is a casual house party, they’re determined to make the most of this child-free time. But when Phoenix arrives, they discover it's actually a lively kink and sex-themed gathering - uh oh, that could mean breaking their Master’s BDSM agreements! Never one to back down, Phoenix creatively doles out lube, fear, orgasms and dirty talk, and walks away satisfied, proud and better yet, with a deeper...

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Holy Baby Bump, talk about the best sex of your life! In this week’s story, journalist, essayist, and author Tracy Clark-Flory is eight months pregnant and the bigger her belly grows, the more distant she feels from her usual spank bank cravings. Should impending motherhood change her fantasies? In search of answers, Tracy interviews a whip wielding/childbearing dominatrix, a lactating cam model, and others who find being with child a powerful proposition. Her research - and a permanently plugged in Magic Wand - provide a new perspective on raging hormones, body image, and desire. #KnockedUp...

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Dixie is back, and so is the Podcast! In this episode: You’ve been told ‘Don’t do Bondage when you’re High’, but have you ever heard a true story that illustrated that point? Well, Science tells us that we learn best from a story, so this week, we have an informative ‘Don’t Try This at Home’ story for you. Punk Rock Leather Daddy Al Rahm Lujan was a mere 20 years old and fresh out of the Navy, and just beginning to explore his dominant nature. Young and unskilled at bondage (but eager to play), Al meets a submissive man with a unique fetish for tasseled loafers and business...

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🎧 Episode 286:   ‘Spicy Pervertible’ (McKenning Wood) Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large   Episode Description:   Have you ever awakened so achingly horny that you can’t even complete the Highlights Word Search? Black Queer Activist McKenning Wood is freshly divorced as Pandemic hits, and the loneliness and indecision is overwhelming. What could eir perfect relationship look like? Casual? Committed? Vanilla? Polyamorous? And how do ey stay safe from COVID? As McKenning explores the possibilities, virtual kink play...

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What’s the best way to usher in the New Year? On this week’s episode, legendary voiceover artist Bill Ratner shares a true story from his early days in Radio: When his green card bride Claudine leaves him, he’s alone during the Holidays in an empty double wide and his evening shift duties at KJOI (LA’s easy listening music station). So when a fan requests something a bit more intimate than the Percy Faith Orchestra, why not make her happy? And on New Year’s Eve, they produce their own live show together over the air waves, using the station’s 50,000 watts of power to make the world...

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Episode 284:  ‘Holiday Hookup’ (Dixie De La Tour) show art Episode 284: ‘Holiday Hookup’ (Dixie De La Tour)

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Be careful with that Erection; you’ll put an Eye out, kid! Sexual Folklorist & Christmas Orphan Dixie De La Tour isn’t traveling for the Holidays, so she offers to petsit and housesit for a friend (hint: there’s a hidden agenda). Her hosts hit the road and the intrigue begins: Dix spends Christmas Eve interviewing 3 (4?) men to find the perfect casual sex candidate for this special occasion. Is there anything more exciting than hooking up with a stranger in a house that’s not yours? There is: having anonymous sex - on a perpetual loop - as you savor a Classic Christmas Movie in a...

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Episode 283:  ‘AssDance’ (Leah Carey) show art Episode 283: ‘AssDance’ (Leah Carey)

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Have you ever let your tongue finish the dance that your ass began? Podcaster & Sex and Intimacy coach Leah Carey has never believed that great sex was something she deserved, but as she begins to seek out sensual, kinky live events in her local community, she meets a man who makes her feel safe enough to try new things. Together, they set a boundary and WOW, who knew it could be so hot to have someone tell you No when you begged for it? And the time is now: Pitch Dixie your true story for our just announced East Coast Tour dates. Are you ready to get onstage (and get a standing ovation!)...

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Episode 282:  ‘Kinky Love Story’ (Madison Young) show art Episode 282: ‘Kinky Love Story’ (Madison Young)

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“Kinksters deserve Love too! You deserve a Fairy Tale that includes Whips and Chains and Rope and Nipple Clamps” Sexual Revolutionary & Feminist Prn Producer Madison Young is a globetrotting fetish model who likes her rope cinched Tight, and is not a fan of the ‘Is this comfortable for you?’ check-in. So when she meets the Rope Artist, she quickly falls in love with this stranger’s warm touch, his smell, and most of all, his rope. And when they finally profess their feelings, everything changes. Plus Dixie is putting out a call for story pitches. Wanna get onstage? The first...

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Episode 281:  ‘Jack and Jill-Off’ (Carol Queen) show art Episode 281: ‘Jack and Jill-Off’ (Carol Queen)

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Have you ever wanted to engage in a little friendly social masturbation? Legendary Author and Sexologist Carol Queen takes us on a freestyle journey back to the 80’s, where she details her own fear of sex, and how she found true love. In the early days of the AIDS Epidemic, lack of medical answers lead to a generalized Coitophobia… could intercourse actually kill you? Soon the San Francisco Jacks come up with a creative way to release sexual energy, but they only allow gay men. Solution: Time for a Jill-Off, too - but be careful where you set down your hat. And Dixie is going On Tour,...

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How do you go from being a Gay Baptist Republican to the Biggest Freak Meme on the Internet? Infamous Pron Clown Ouchy the Clown tells his Origin Story, from his quiet Queer roots in Texas to the life-changing visit to Burning Man that changed everything. Returning to Oakland with 70+ new best friends and an appreciation for people who can juggle sh*t, our pal Doug dons a leather harness, Doc Martins and greasepaint, and naively slides down an underground s*x party’s fire pole into their Dungeon. Soon he’s Famous on the Net, gives birth to the P*rn Clown Posse, is being flown around the...

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Have you ever thought about Eroticizing your Coulrophobia? Author, Educator and ‘Super Nova of Kink’ Midori offers a masterclass in negotiation to a fan and young clown fetishist - and this fear scene will give you the willies! As Midori and her lucky pupil Ron don their rainbow wigs & giant clown shoes and prepare to co-top 2 eager submissives in the Shibari conference’s dungeon, she teaches him the importance of creativity and clear boundaries. Spoiler Alert: What’s the secret to surprising your victims at a Shibari conference? Don’t use Rope. #Shibari #RopeBondage #ClownScene

 

Song: ’Funhouse’ (Pink)

 

Kink l Dungeon | Clown l Rope Bondage l Shibari l Balloon Cage l Feminine Dominance l l Kink Event | Consent Conversation l Assumptions l Topping l Dynamic Rope l Clown Co-Top l Negotiation l Interrogation l Rainbow Wig l Kimono | Negotiator l Fear of Clowns l It l Mirror l Fellate l Play Piercing l Medical Supplies l Needles l Negotiation Masterclass l Laughter l Fish l Clown Makeup l Japanese l Whip Cream l Scare l Fear Scene l Mindfuck l

 

About our Storyteller:

 

Trailblazing educator, sexologist, artist, and irritant to banality, Midori founded Rope Dojo and ForteFemme: Women's Dominance Intensive. She penned the first English instruction book on Shibari titled, "Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage" in 2001, paving the way to the popularity of rope. Dan Savage calls her the "Super Nova of Kink," while others affectionately call her Auntie Midori for her cool, tell-it-like-it-is, funny, reality-based teaching. She is also the author of "Wild Side Sex," "Master Han's Daughter," and "Silk Threads.” She also does Creative Living Coaching and Private Sexological Consultations, and has the BEST Patreon in existence. 

 

Midori’s Links:

 

You can learn, laugh and enjoy her special online classes, events and art at www.patreon.com/PlanetMidori

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/planetmidori/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MidoriReallyMidori

Creative Living Coaching and Private Sexological Consultations: [email protected]

Episode links:

 

LIVE EVENT: We’re BACK in San Francisco on Friday, September 22nd, kicking off Folsom Street Fair Weekend with a 2-Show K!nktacular! True Stories from Race Bannon, Mollena Williams - Haas, #ProTip: You can See BOTH SHOWS with the 2 Show Ticket! (available thru either link) <3 #SanFrancisco

 

On Friday, September 22nd in San Francisco:

• At 7 PM: a Curated MainStage Bawdy Storytelling at 7 PM - with legends like Mollena Williams - Haas, Race Bannon, McKenning Wood, Phoenix Mandel, and music by Kat Robichaud of Misfit Cabaret.

Tickets for our (Curated) Bawdy Storytelling on Friday, 9/22 at 7 PM:  

https://tinyurl.com/BawdyFolsom

 

  • At 10 PM, it’s BawdySlam, where you can put your name in the hat to tell your own 5 minute K!nky Story for Fun & Prizes. 

Tickets for BawdySlam at 10 PM: https://tinyurl.com/BawdySlamFolsom

 

WORKSHOP:

‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is now a One Day Workshop, and it’s happening in 2 weeks. This Live and In-Person Storytelling Workshop is happening on Sunday, October 1st in SOMA, San Francisco. Dixie will teach you her incredibly easy method to rock that job interviews, excel at public speaking, to feel more at ease on dates, and stand onstage and deliver a standing ovation worthy chapter from your life. This method is so valuable, because once you learn how, you’ll know the secret Forever.

Only 2 spots left so Register Now at

https://HTBFInPersonSF.eventbrite.com

 

Private Parts Unknown podcast: Like their answer to Pleasure Podcast’s Question of the Month? Check them out at

https://open.spotify.com/show/1A577x91QotwCsfN4JxF2q

 

PRIVATE COACHING with Dixie: Want to work one-on-one with me? Right now I’m offering personal branding (your dating profile, website, etc), Storycoaching a nervous new keynote speaker, and I help develop documentaries, craft personal stories for the stage, and write their books - because storytelling is everywhere you wanna be. I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicate with clarity, help you land your dream job, and discover your own story … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at [email protected] and let’s make it happen.

 

Patreon: Bawdy Storytelling is in dire financial straits right now. A recent Patreon financial glitch really hurt us (a glitch that meant that some creators - like us - lost up to 20% of their patrons!) You can Help keep Bawdy going: Please consider a donation (of any amount) to our Patreon or through a one-time donation below. I want to keep producing, archiving and sharing these true stories with you for a long, long time - but I’m not sure how much longer I can hold out.

 

Join Bawdy’s Patreon now to get exclusive Patreon-only rewards, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now:

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Every dollar you send our way ensures that we will make it, so please, Help Us (before it’s too late).

 

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And THANK YOU!

 

 

My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at

https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe

 

What is Substack?

Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/

 

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Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

 

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie’s VA is Roillan James

Additional support from Donal Mooney & Crystal Crowe

Bawdy’s Creator & Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

 

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