Bawdy Storytelling
Is Sex one of your favorite ways to meet people? Sultry midwest feminist and sex-positive realtor Sara Lederach is a mother and wife who had squished herself small to serve others, but everything changes when she opens up her failing marriage, gets on Tinder, and meets the love of her life, Chuck. So when Sara reveals that she has fully functional diphallia, he rewards her bravery with the ultimate in fantasy fulfillment: a custom DP. Because isn't that what love is, really? Song: ‘Believe in Yourself’ (Shirley Gnome) About the Storyteller: Long time Bawdy listener,...
info_outline Episode 298: ‘Gloryhole Virgin’ (Jeffrey Allen Hayes)Bawdy Storytelling
In this episode, we dive into the hilarious and awkward world of Gloryhole etiquette with professional Game Master Jeffrey Allen Hayes. New to the world of anonymous sex, Jeffrey finds himself perplexed by an invite on the Scruff app. As he navigates the uncharted territory of Gloryholes, he wonders: Do you RSVP? Should you bring baked goods? And what exactly are the rules for touching? Join us as we explore the do’s and don’ts of this mysterious and unconventional experience as Jeffrey teaches us how to connect, despite barriers (Really, there’s a barrier there between them). ...
info_outline Episode 297: ‘Strap-On Olympics’ (Tatyana Brown)Bawdy Storytelling
My friend, has life gotten you so down that you’ve forgotten that you have Superpowers? Bay Area-based writer, performer, and educator Tatyana Brown is battling break-ups, job loss and the Sads; so should she really given up on sex at this young age? Hoping to jumpstart her libido, she heads to a play party and when a beautiful woman says “I could go for some strap-on sex,” Tatyana’s lightbulb moment happens. Before you can say Polyamorous Clown Car, she’s instigating a tournament where dozens of sexy badasses are competing in multiple heats for a naked audience. Sometimes you have...
info_outline Episode 296: ‘A Stubborn of Queers’ (Kelli Dunham)Bawdy Storytelling
When you’re incapable of an emotional connection, can hookups fill the gap? When Nonbinary Polyamorous Storyteller Nurse Comedian Ex-Nun Kelli Dunham loses multiple partners to cancer, she looks for community in a Brooklyn LGBT Grief Support Group, and ends up loafer-deep in anonymous sex among the scrubby pines of Fire Island. Plus, Dixie talks Sex Geek Summer Camp, Bawdy in Portland and her new How to Be Bawdy virtual workshop. #GriefSex “We must make love in between the bombs” - Paul Monette Song: ‘F*ck the Pain Away’ (Peaches) About the Storyteller: ...
info_outline Episode 295: ‘Orgasm Leader Board’ (Kevin A. Patterson)Bawdy Storytelling
Has a bad breakup ever made you think ‘the only way to get over someone is to get under someone else’? Author and Ethical NonMonogamist Kevin A Patterson is feeling a bit lost and confused, so he grabs his Bang bag and orchestrates his own gender non-specific traveling hand orgy. For one entire day, he schedules tag team handjob deliveries, because making people feel good, feels good. So much driving, so many g-spots and vaginas…and as the clock counts down, the competition is getting fierce. Who will rank #1 in orgasms on the dry erase board? Song: ‘Trophy’ (Charli...
info_outline Episode 294: ‘First Nude, Last Nude’ (Dirty Lola)Bawdy Storytelling
Have you ever cried because you hate the body you’re in? Netflix celebrity Dirty Lola gets onstage at Bawdy in Baltimore to tell the story of Sir, a kind Texan with a Southern Drawl who slides into her DMs to propose an arrangement. A fan of her Titty Tuesday posts, Sir suggests a year of virtual service, and quickly becomes Lola’s online Dom. Soon her submissive assignments begin to battle the negative self-talk imprinted on her by magazines, bullies, social media and family. What a difference a year - and being showered with love - can make to your self-esteem! And a recent PNW...
info_outline Episode 293: ‘Man’s Country’ (Race Bannon)Bawdy Storytelling
My God, that Leatherman is so hot - but why is he limping? In this vintage 70’s story, Leather & Kink Legend Race Bannon take you on a private tour of his first Gay Bathhouse, and this story is a doozy! Join us as we venture into Man’s Country, a private membership gay men’s club featuring 3 stories of wild adventure, including a theater, gym, restaurant, dance hall, sex shop, an orgy room, lockers, private suites for on-premises sex, and of course, its famous whirlpool and baths. In this story, 19 year old Race meets an muscular, smooth older man in leather vest and chaps and soon...
info_outline Episode 292: ‘Dixie loves Wet Bread’Bawdy Storytelling
Did you know that there’s an enclave of Bawdy SuperFans in Nashville, Tennessee? This episode is a Behind-The-Scenes story, the story behind the stories, if you will. For those who love the Dixie Ramble, get ready for a Puppet and Clown and Music Video filled birthday party (spoiler alert: wemay have broken the Birthday curse). Plus, the story of 2 talented Nashville musicians who were inspired to write sex-positive songs after listening to Every.Single.Episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast. Nashville was definitely a highlight of my recent Cross Country to East Coast Tour, and finally,...
info_outline Episode 291: ‘Freaks Need Love, Too’ (Flora Goodthyme)Bawdy Storytelling
Can you guess the best makeup remover? Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme grew up feeling the pressure of her family’s heteronormative expectations, and struggled with what commitment could look like (some family members were on their sixth marriage, and many cheated). So she moved her single gay ass to San Francisco, discovered the sex-positive, polyamorous world of open relationships and was hooking up happily - until she fell in love. Can Flora commit to just one man? Does a loving home and white picket fence have to preclude sex with multiple partners? I bet you know the...
info_outline Episode 290: ‘Magic Trick’ (Scoby Goo)Bawdy Storytelling
Is that a Magic Wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Cuddle Party Facilitator and Intimacy Coach Scoby Goo feels like an outsider until she stumbles upon our little storytelling show, and its inclusive atmosphere changes everything for her. Obsessed, Scoby follows Bawdy from city to city, and becomes captivated with a Seattle magician and their tantalizing true tale of an orgy at a Magician’s Conference. And Before you can say ‘Fortune favors the Brave’, Scoby volunteers for their own kind of Hocus Pocus - and Abracadabra, Bawdy Gets You Laid! About our...
info_outlineWhat’s the best way to usher in the New Year? On this week’s episode, legendary voiceover artist Bill Ratner shares a true story from his early days in Radio: When his green card bride Claudine leaves him, he’s alone during the Holidays in an empty double wide and his evening shift duties at KJOI (LA’s easy listening music station). So when a fan requests something a bit more intimate than the Percy Faith Orchestra, why not make her happy? And on New Year’s Eve, they produce their own live show together over the air waves, using the station’s 50,000 watts of power to make the world a bit less lonely. And Dixie ends the year with the story you’ve been asking her for. #HappyNewYear
Song: ‘Love’s A Stranger’ (Warhaus)
New Year l Radio DJ l Drive by Fucking l Anonymous Sex | Music Request Line l Radio Antenna l 1970’s l Lubrication l Harlequin Romance Novel l Top of Topanga Mobile Home Park l Double Wide l Vaseline l Instrumental Radio l Muzak l Muumuu | Terrycloth Bathtub Animals l FM Transmitter l Top of the Hour l Station ID l Honda Civic l Radio Console l Blinking LEDs I Percy Faith Orchestra l Middle Age l Smog l Order Up a Man l Microphone l Los Angeles l Happy New Year l Divorce l Radio Tower l Lawrence Welk l Green Card l Quell l Radio Station l Marriage l Swiss l London l LA l Radio Announcer l Chief Engineer l Sales Manager l
About our Storyteller:
Bill Ratner is one of Hollywood's premier voiceover artists and a published poet, essayist, and fiction writer. He narrates movie trailers for Pixar's Inside-Out, Marvel's Ant Man, The Kid Who Would Become King, Cold Pursuit, The Emoji Movie, Coen brothers' Hail Caesar, Will Ferrell's The Campaign, MegaMind, Talladega Nights, etc., commercials for Hyundai, Sprint, Pizza Hut, etc., promos for CBS-TV, NBC-TV, ABC-TV, Cartoon Network, documentary narrations for Discovery, History Channel, Smithsonian Channel, Disney World, and is the game voice of "Donnel Udina" on Mass Effect 1, 2 & 3, and the cartoon voice of "Flint" on G.I. Joe, Robot Chicken, Community, and Family Guy.
One of America's leading storytellers, Bill is a 9-time winner of The Moth Story Slam and a 2-time winner of The Best of The Hollywood Fringe Festival Extension for solo performance. Bill's spoken word performances can be heard on National Public Radio's Good Food, The Business, and KCRW's Strangers. He has told stories at Comedy Central Stage, National Storytelling Festival, Long Beach Comic Con, G.I. Joe Con, Portland Storytelling Festival, Timpanogos Storytelling Conference, National Storytelling Network Conference, and Los Angeles Unified School District classrooms since 1992.
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TOUR DATES for Bawdy’s East Coast Tour :
• Baltimore MD (Friday, January 19th, 2024)
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• Baltimore MD (Saturday, January 20th, 2024)
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- Philadelphia PA (City Winery on January 26th, 2024)
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- Pittsburgh PA (City Winery on February 4th, 2024)
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- Nashville TN (City Winery on Friday, February 9th, 2024):
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- New York City (City Winery on Wednesday, February 14th, 2024):
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- Atlanta GA (City Winery on Saturday, February 17th, 2024):
Tickets at
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- Boston (City Winery on Friday, February 25th, 2024):
http://tinyurl.com/BawdyBoston
I’m currently working on Bawdy in Chicago, Milwaukee and St Louis too. Fingers crossed! Want me in your city? Send me a message and let’s make a plan!
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PRIVATE COACHING with Dixie: Want to work one-on-one with me? Right now I’m offering personal branding (your dating profile, website, etc), Storycoaching a nervous new keynote speaker, and I help develop documentaries, craft personal stories for the stage, and write their books - because storytelling is everywhere you wanna be. I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicate with clarity, help you land your dream job, and discover your own story … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at [email protected] and let’s make it happen.
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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!
Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Roman Den Houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith
Dixie’s Virtual Assistant is Roillan James
Video & Livestream support from Donal Mooney
Bawdy’s Creator & Host is Dixie De La Tour
& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your s*x-positive podcast collective!
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