Do Not Draft List
The BLPA Big Show
As if we needed more proof that the BLPA community really is the đ...you guys SHOWED OUT this week. We wanted to see some pictures of your favorite beer league drip (on or off ice) and boy were we not disappointed. Above and beyond in ways only a lime green Borat-style thong can demonstrate. And it did. If you were hoping for a burly man on a treadmill in said thong...your wish is granted. We showed pics of some of our faves, got video explanations from the wearers themselves, and cracked up multiple times. We even had guest host Sue the goalie join for some things that would put you...
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Death, Drama & Drafts: How Nick Escaped an Icelandic Hospital
The BLPA Big Show
NICK. IS. ALIVE!!! We hear the harrowing tale of his nearish-death experience in Iceland. Was it a mirage or were there really attractive Icelandic nurses pumping his IVs and leaving him in the hallway for hours on end? Was it a hallucination or did he in fact rip out his own tubes and walk out of the hospital unsupervised? Plus, a new take on whether ring/cup culture is ruinning how we talk about athletes, testing Nick's hockey vocab knowledge, and why you need to show up to a tournament (becuase it's not every day that Nick gets a second chance at life) Come skate with us: Merch: Send...
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Bangers, Blunders, and the Dumbest Beer League Moments Ever
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Holy hot hits...Mike is back with another absolute banger and it almost brought a tear to our eye. In other hot hits, we answered some hard-hitting questions including the dumbest thing to happen on ice, worst parts about the BLPA, and building our dream team. We talk all things Salt Lake, upcoming France & Italy DEX, and watched a video of a squirrel falling onto the ice during a game (it's ok!). Thanks for being here!!! Especially you, Mike! Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or...
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Is the Mommy Milker Church Real?
The BLPA Big Show
HR shows up again...and it has to do with something a fan sent in about a suspiscious church in Minnesota. We may have been slightly off our rockers today, but that just means we got weird with would you rather, discussed a hot take, and vibed out on a fellow beer leaguer's absolute banger of a country song. Thanks for being live! Send Tony the HR guy a cannoli. Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected]
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HR IS THE WORST
The BLPA Big Show
It's about time we got an HR department...and we had to make a few calls during the show. We also tested our police sketch artist skills again. It went. Plus a massive beer league hockey brawl that started with one guy drinking another guy's water bottle đŹ we talked hot takes that included being able to cut players from your team for any reason with no reprecussions. Valid or nahhh?? Annyyyyyway! Thanks for being here.
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BEER COOLER CAM
The BLPA Big Show
Columbus was legendary. The beers were flowin, the food was...foodin. Nick followed through on his beer cooler live stream and is hungry for 8 more camera angles. This week, we had an ~actual~ hot take that was polarizing, we unearthed some beer league memes Nick made years ago, and tried our hand at being a police sketch artist. And a đŠ situation in the rink... Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected]
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Lets Have a Quickie
The BLPA Big Show
Everybody loves a quickie! Can you believe we didn't get distracted and talk about Nick trying out to become the Pope or something? Oh... BUT! We also had a new hot take (confirmed by a goalie), heard about Nicke's run in with the police in Columbus, and discussed every NHL mascot ranked by how likely they'd be to win a bar fight (very controversial, possible rage bait). Thanks for being live with us we live for it (isn't english a weird language?) Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: [email protected]...
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Locker Room Boobies
The BLPA Big Show
Inquiring minds want to know...why did these things come up? Balls out for Mickey. The potential salary of a happy ending masseuse. Swedish candy mukbang. Who knows... but we were LIIIIIVE baby. And that's the biz. We also chatted females in the lockerroom at tournaments (and avoiding the "Captain Morgan" of the crew if ya know what we mean), a live feed of the beer cooler at the biggest DEX of the year, and a potential hot take about goalies. Thanks for being here! xoxoxoxoxoxo Come skate with us: Merch: Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or...
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This Is Not Investment Advice
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Polar Plunging w/ Norway Nick
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Get ready for a jam-packed episode full of laughs, debates, and all things hockey! đđ
**Thanksgiving Traditions & Food Debates:**
- *Gravy Showdown*: Brown vs. Whiteâwhoâs the real MVP?
- *Top Sides*: From deviled eggs to mac and cheese, we rank our faves and share the stories behind them.
- *Canadian vs. American Thanksgiving*: The key differences and why leftovers are non-negotiable.
**Hockey Talk:**
- *Goalie Drama*: Guest co-host Mike shares his unique journey in net and the quirks of being a beer league goalie.
- *Should Goalies Pay Team Fees?* We tackle this fiery topic with humor and insight.
- *Upcoming Tournaments*: Learn about the Puck Ten Project and how it's helping aspiring hockey players.
**Humorous Highlights:**
- *Locker Room Struggles*: Ever changed in a rink lobby? Weâve got hilarious stories and clever solutions.
- *Travel Plans*: Dreaming of hockey games in Italy, Japan, and beyond.
- *Doctor Reed Segment*: Guest co-host Dr. Reed hilariously diagnoses ailmentsâlaughs guaranteed!
**Why Tune In?**
- Relatable and engaging discussions for hockey fans and players alike.
- Insights into upcoming events and how you can get involved.
- A celebration of the camaraderie that makes hockey special.
**Join the Conversation:**
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**Special Thanks:**
A huge thank you to guest co-hosts Mike and Reed for their humor and insight, and to youâour listenersâfor your amazing support. Wishing everyone a fantastic Thanksgiving filled with food, fun, and hockey. Cheers! đď¸
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