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DEX TALES - Vegas Draft Experience Post - Draft Predictions 12/14/2024

DEX TALES - Vegas Draft Experience Post - Draft Predictions In this episode of DEX Tales, we dive into the wild world of the Vegas Draft Experience! With the draft now complete, we break down the teams, analyze player picks, and make bold predictions about who will dominate on the ice and who might struggle to find their groove. From surprise picks to seasoned veterans, this video captures all the excitement and strategy that make the Draft Experience one-of-a-kind. Ok listen.... the analysis isn't this deep but the Commish and friends do tell you who they think is gonna win. Whether you're a hockey enthusiast or just love the unpredictability of draft events, join us as we explore what’s in store for the teams in Sin City. Let the trash talk, camaraderie, and beer league magic begin—it's going to be an unforgettable tournament! #VegasDraftExperience #DEXTales #BLPA /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/34444745

We Listen But We Don't Judge 12/11/2024

We Listen But We Don't Judge brought to you by & 2 guys - D service BLPA Beer League Hockey Podcast This week’s episode was packed with laughs, judgment-free advice, and some truly outrageous stories from the rink! Recap of Last Week: We revisited tales of glory and shame from the ice and teased some juicy details about our new Vegas segment. Vegas Chatter: It started with a $100 bet that spiraled into a wild brainstorming session for new content ideas. Spoiler: Vegas doesn’t disappoint when it comes to inspiration. We Listen but We Don’t Judge: This segment reminded listeners that all stories—no matter how questionable—are welcome here. The Main Event: 7 Deadly Sins of Beer League Hockey #1: Co-ed Locker Room Etiquette: Pro tip: A glance is okay; more than that? You’re officially “that guy” (or gal). #2: Vegas Showers: Pony walls are perfect for the “meat gazers” among us—apparently, it’s a whole thing. #3: Bench Beer Theft: A crime so heinous it should require league intervention. Seriously, don’t mess with another player’s brew. Tune in for the other “sins,” along with more wild locker-room banter and some unsolicited (but spot-on) beer league wisdom. /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/34402380

Passin to the D 11/28/2024

Passin to the D Get ready for a jam-packed episode full of laughs, debates, and all things hockey! 🍂🏒 **Thanksgiving Traditions & Food Debates:** - *Gravy Showdown*: Brown vs. White—who’s the real MVP? - *Top Sides*: From deviled eggs to mac and cheese, we rank our faves and share the stories behind them. - *Canadian vs. American Thanksgiving*: The key differences and why leftovers are non-negotiable. **Hockey Talk:** - *Goalie Drama*: Guest co-host Mike shares his unique journey in net and the quirks of being a beer league goalie. - *Should Goalies Pay Team Fees?* We tackle this fiery topic with humor and insight. - *Upcoming Tournaments*: Learn about the Puck Ten Project and how it's helping aspiring hockey players. **Humorous Highlights:** - *Locker Room Struggles*: Ever changed in a rink lobby? We’ve got hilarious stories and clever solutions. - *Travel Plans*: Dreaming of hockey games in Italy, Japan, and beyond. - *Doctor Reed Segment*: Guest co-host Dr. Reed hilariously diagnoses ailments—laughs guaranteed! **Why Tune In?** - Relatable and engaging discussions for hockey fans and players alike. - Insights into upcoming events and how you can get involved. - A celebration of the camaraderie that makes hockey special. **Join the Conversation:** - Follow us @THEBLPA on social media for updates and memes (yes, maybe even Pinterest!). - Share your thoughts or leave us a voicemail at 443-The-BLPA—tell us your Thanksgiving food opinions or goalie fee takes! **Special Thanks:** A huge thank you to guest co-hosts Mike and Reed for their humor and insight, and to you—our listeners—for your amazing support. Wishing everyone a fantastic Thanksgiving filled with food, fun, and hockey. Cheers! 🎙️ --- *Don’t miss out—hit play now!* 🎧 /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/34189350

Top Twigs and Hockey Horrors 11/23/2024

Top Twigs and Hockey Horrors ❄️ Cold Weather & Hockey Life Nick and Jason share hilarious stories about surviving the freezing temps in Calgary and Nashville, while reflecting on beer league triumphs and struggles—like winning championships or barely surviving on the ice! 🏒 Beer League Blues & Adulting Wins Jason laments the lack of a team in Calgary, while Nick juggles two teams with mixed success. They also laugh about missing gaming nights thanks to “adulting” highlights like quiet dinners and solo time. 📅 Tournaments & Adventures Ahead Vegas and Philly tournaments are heating up—register now! Plus, teasers for epic BLPA trips to Savannah and Alaska have everyone hyped. 🏆 Top 5 Hockey Sticks Nick and Jason reveal their top five hockey sticks, sparking debates and nostalgia. Want to know the #1 pick? You'll have to tune in! 👻 Hockey Horror Stories & Community Love From nightmare teammates to beer league drama, Nick and Jason dish out hilarious horror stories. They also encourage listeners to share their own tales and keep the beer league camaraderie strong. Subscribe for laughs, hockey insights, and everything beer league! /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/34121701

Electrifyingly Electric 11/14/2024

Electrifyingly Electric /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/33925652

CIAO - HOCKEY TRIP OF A LIFETIME in Italy! 11/01/2024

CIAO - HOCKEY TRIP OF A LIFETIME in Italy! Nick shares his hockey team’s experiences in Italy, highlighting cultural exploration, team bonding, and future travel plans. Highlights 🇮🇹 Italy trip was an amazing cultural experience. 🏒 Hockey played against Italian teams, showcasing skill disparities. 🍽️ Enjoyed group meals, strengthening team camaraderie. ⭐ Dined at a Michelin star restaurant, highlighting culinary delights. 🌍 Upcoming trips planned for Scandinavia, Japan, and Greenville. 💬 Transitioning communication to Discord for real-time interaction. 💰 Fundraising initiative for Puck 10, aiming to raise $10,000. /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/33736537

Pyongyang Puck - The North Korea Hockey Episode 10/10/2024

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Jillian-less 10/06/2024

Jillian-less /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/33348892

Putting On The Foil - Featuring Dave Hanson from Slapshot 09/26/2024

Putting On The Foil - Featuring Dave Hanson from Slapshot Put on the foil with us for an actual good episode featuring the legendary Dave Hanson from Slap Shot! He shares the unforgettable story of meeting Paul Newman in his underwear, gives us the benefit of doubt with an absolute mess of a "Real or Fake Quote" mini-game, and reveals some lesser-known tales from filming the iconic movie. We’ll also break down the latest in Fantasy Football, as Jason jumps in to discuss their moneyline ventures while Jillian takes the opportunity to do her daily Wordle—what's your starting word? Nick recaps the Charleston tournament, spills on the XXX tours he took, and teases the upcoming Hershey tournament—complete with a...salacious moment involving Hershey’s syrup. We chat about the best beer league team names we’ve come across, the new t-shirt trend sweeping BLPA tournaments, and debate the pros and cons of having us on your team. We also hear from our Facebook group about where they’d want to be when things heat up on the ice. And don’t miss this episode’s special announcement: it’s the farewell tour (one stop only!) for our pregnant podcast star, so we’re on the lookout for a new suuuuuuuuuuuuper cool girl to join the crew! If you think you’ve got what it takes, message Nick and let him know you’re a fan of his calves. You get a link! You get a link! Send us your beer league drama: or Brought to you by /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/33212522

Lake Placid Chaos 09/25/2024

Lake Placid Chaos "For the people" - Nicky Commish This week, we dove into the charming chaos of the Lake Placid DEX, where the stunning scenery is only rivaled by the drama that unfolded at the after-party. How many cops showed up before Nick a swift exit? While Jason bailed out this episode, Anna toook the reins to get a taste of what she may be gettin into. We did some real or fake Lake Placid facts and randomly grabbed one lucky listener to win a tshirt for correct answers. We also got a video feature from the unforgettable pit-viper-wearing man who could easily be the BLPA mascot. By the end of the show...Nick was filming himself in bed. Find out why. Click these for a good time: Send us your beer league drama: or Brought to you by /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/33208407

Fantasies & Fantasy Football 09/12/2024

Fantasies & Fantasy Football Let us be your fantasy...football league champs. We check in on how our teams did this past weekend and find out what Jason ended up naming his. Hint: it has to do with 💩 We also catch up on Jason and Nick’s moneyliners and explore whether they’ve finally mastered the art knowing when to fold em and walk away. Until we get real cool companies and real cool ads, we decided to make Nick read an AI-generated one for our made-up goalie pads: Puck me harder. Mmmhmmmm. We’re also diving into the beer league archetypes you know and love. From the guy who helicopters in the shower to the guy who’s not that great but suuuuure knows how to coach (and complain), we’ve got ‘em all covered. Plus, hear Nick ramble way too long about Jeff Peck’s wife scurrying around scantily clad in an Airbnb. No, we’re not sure how he made that into a story either. Finally, we’ll share our bets for the weekend, so you can either ride our coattails or be ear-witness to the downfall. Help Jason keep buying shirts that he can rip the sleeves off of: BUY MERCH IT WILL MAKE YOU VERY AWESOME AND COOL Send us your beer league drama: or Brought to you by /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/33017017

Anti-Goalie Gate 09/04/2024

Anti-Goalie Gate Fantasy drafts, beer league tryouts (?!) and dog poop dilemmas... It's fantasy draft time, which also means it's ""pick the punishment"" time. The BLPA has skin in the game and so far, the loser has to write and perform jingles for the podcast, carry Nick & Jason's gear at a tourney, or get a BLPA tattoo. Got any better (worse) ideas? In other news of bet failures...shoutout to @321nole, who boldly promised to eat ""dog s–t out of a red solo cup with a spoon"" if Florida State lost to Boston College. His social accounts were MIA by halftime. Ever wondered what happens when an adult league takes beer league tryouts to the extreme? Spoiler alert: it involves some kids who were probably picked last for dodgeball and need to feel powerful behind a microphone. And wait til you hear Jason’s plan to turn these beer league shenanigans into a full-blown reality show. We also close the chapter on anti-goalie-gate...listen to hear how it ends. Annnnd to no one's suprise, our conversation occasionally dives into the NSFW realm, leaving some poor soul's coworker questioning their life choices after overhearing our explicit antics Fund the reality show: Send us your beer league drama: or Brought to you by /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/32897722

Goalie-Gate 08/28/2024

Goalie-Gate Alright this was a SPICY ep. We dove allllll the way into goalie-gate—yes we even had to change names. All the drama from this weekend's tournament where a goalie walked out on his team because...? It ended with a few renditions of Taylor Swift songs because this guy just couldn't shake it off. Jason joined today, probably because he was upset about last week's top fast food restraunt picks. Hear the ultimate truth from team no-sleeves. We also got into a heated debate about airplane armrests and which seat deserves them; we're lookin at you, middle seaters. Finally! Lots of upcoming tournament details and why you need to rally your Minnesota team! Come on, state of hockey! Click these for a good time: Send us your beer league drama: or Brought to you by /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/32775982

DoucheBaggery 08/21/2024

DoucheBaggery Ahhhh yes. The BLPA. This week we dive into the deep end of beer league hockey. First up, we’re crafted the ultimate douchey beer league hockey player build. Picture this...actually, you don't have to. We used incredible editing skills to draw it out for you. Next, we’re talking about the epic moments in Warzone and laser tag. Nick's been absolutely crushing it, and we’re here to spill the tea on his gaming glory and laser tag legends. Plus, have you seen Nick’s hair transplant fund? Talk about a follicular frenzy...with $1 being added to the pot. We get a little "hot take-y" and rank our top 5 fast food restaurants, and SOMEONE'S opinion was absolutely demolished in the live chat. Since Nick made it too easy, we have more “Real or Deke” with our hockey movie quotes segment. Can you spot the fake quotes? We’re putting your hockey movie knowledge to the test! Lastly, we’re gearing up for the 2025 DEX tournaments in Iceland and Japan. Get the latest updates and see how these tournaments are shaping up to be the ice-cold and sushi-fueled events of the decade! Link time: Merch: If you want to fund BLPA lingerie: Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/32667562

BLPA LINGERIE 08/13/2024

BLPA LINGERIE If you’re going to miss an episode, don’t let it be this one. The BLPA Big Show: where the conversation is as varied as it is entertaining! This week, our live comments were poppin off and we had TWO special guests (both with great hair). It all started with a tip…we chatted with Adam Gold about the PWHL draft rule he pioneered over a decade ago, which has had a significant impact on the league. Hear him talk about things waaaay smarter than our usual. He’s beer league hockey meets sports stats. We also had a special appearance (mid-sweat at the gym, we might add) from the legendary Jason Limbacher in all his no-sleeves glory. He’s putting the $57 we got from Facebook into some bets for us…stay tuned. Plus, we came up with some *tantalizing* new BLPA merch ideas, played a “real or fake movie quote” game, tried to make some spicy audio for a fan’s husband, and talked about a potential 24-hour podcast stream. We’re still on a mission to raise funds for Nick’s Turkish hair transplant—we ONLY need 15 people to donate $667! Since Jillian lost the poll to get her dog on a chartered plane, she’s shifting her focus to her upcoming Taco Bell-themed maternity photoshoot. Mild sauce…everywhere. Sneaky links: Merch: If you want to fund BLPA lingerie: Send us your beer league drama: or Brought to you by /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/32565252

Wanna Do Shrooms? 08/09/2024

Wanna Do Shrooms? Alright, where else are you gonna hear about 'shrooms in someone's breezers during a tournament (and how much Nick wants to try them while livestreaming), the best places to eat in Chicago (*ahem* NOT at the Navy Pier), and the dumbest reason someone has been kicked out of a hockey game? We give you the (deep)dish of what's going on in the wild world of beer league, share some drama, and why we NEED TIPS. Have a rant or drama? We actually wanna hear it. Plus, ready to fund Nick's Turkish hair transplant or Jillian's journey to get her dog to fly with her to Minnesota? Venmo us so we can see who wins @jilliancoconut and @theblpa Mas links: Merch: If you want to see Nick try shrooms: Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by BLPA.com /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/32509247

Bro Code 08/01/2024

Bro Code This week, we have a SALACIOUS beer league drama about bro code vs fam code, we asked all our Facebook fans: 'what are the unspoken rules of beer league?' and they did not hold back, and we had not one but TWO special guests. We got the legendary and elusive Jason to call in on the way to ref a game, and Jillian's sister Anna joined to talk about her experience as a Minnesota Wild ice crew/shovel girl. Annnnd we brought in a new mini game called ""Goonsquad or nah"" where we discuss potential douche moves that happen during games. Hopefully you're stuck in rush hour because this podcast is extra long, extra juicy, and filled with head-heavy bottle beer. Links! Where to enter the secret word for an entry to win : Merch merch merch: Help buy Nick a better on-the-road podcast mic: Send us your beer league drama: or Brought to you by BLPA.com /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/32380132

Hangin Meat 07/24/2024

Hangin Meat This week, we get HUNG up on the controversial saga of girls in the guys’ locker room—a beer leaguer shares the drama about what happened and how it rocked the league. We also play a few rounds of "Cameo Price is Right," guessing how much different hockey-related celebrities charge for their shoutouts, and discuss our latest mental health ratings because, hey, life can be tough, but we're all about talking through it. Alsoooooo we follow up on “Pickle Gate” and how the league's losers are coping with their infamous pickle trophies and hear about Cooper's exciting first art commission! Where to purchase the timeless “CRINGEMAN” art: Venmo @TheBLPA Where to enter the secret word for an entry to win: Help buy Nick a better on-the-road podcast mic: Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or Brought to you by /episode/index/show/beerleagueco/id/32270217