Locker Room Boobies
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Inquiring minds want to know...why did these things come up? Balls out for Mickey. The potential salary of a happy ending masseuse. Swedish candy mukbang. Who knows... but we were LIIIIIVE baby. And that's the biz. We also chatted females in the lockerroom at tournaments (and avoiding the "Captain Morgan" of the crew if ya know what we mean), a live feed of the beer cooler at the biggest DEX of the year, and a potential hot take about goalies. Thanks for being here! xoxoxoxoxoxo Come skate with us: Merch: Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or...
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This Is Not Investment Advice
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Polar Plunging w/ Norway Nick
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Jet Lagged in Norway
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Here is it - Boston Recap Lets Talk about Norway and Nick's Twin Bed. BLPA.com
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OMOTENASHI - おもてなし
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Listen. Things don't always go as planned and this week's episode is one of those things. But that's why you're here right?! Cause ya never know what ya gonna get. Like in a BLPA VIP box, the best part is the mystery. We digress...we got into some BLPA after dark content that got a lil raunchy and overused the word "panties", Jillian brought 2 more NHL logos/mascots that should be renamed (with pictures), and Nick chatted with Chris Ludgate, who's currently playing hockey in Japan. Hear why Japan is living in the year 3000, his biggest "don't do this" advice to North American beer leaguers...
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JILLYYYYYYYYY-FIED
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We kinda popped off this epiosode...talk about production value. We had some Jilly-fied NHL teams aka Jillian's opinions on 3 teams' logos and what they SHOULD be instead (with pictures!), a preview of the ultimate curated-by-BLPAers pregame hype music playlist, some C-level beer league drama video (who do you think is at fault??), and another one of Jillian's tepid takes which are essentially just sentences at this point apparently. Nick sent out the hot hot poll of the week: what everyone is wearing for face protection these days on the ice (reflective visor wasn't an option) ...
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65 year old Instagram Lurker
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We give our sports analysis on what the frigggg happened with the 4 Nations game, discuss beer leaguers and their tendency to over protect the goalie, and debate if guys jump to the defense of girl players too often. Plus a few lukewarm takes about babies in first class, guys who "are happily married for 36 years and love their 3 grandchildren" commenting weird things on girls' instagrams, and when (if ever) it's time to hang up your hockey skates. Skinnamarinkie dinkie link: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama:...
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Not to get political but...how bout that USA vs Canada game?! Booing the anthem is one thing but we also dive into fighting in sports, yah or nah? We also had double the beer league drama this week, with a question about dating someone on your team and a face-to-face run-in with a Karen at a tournament. And Nick has updates about Beer League Worldwiiiiiide! Guess where we're going? You should come! Thank you to our sponsor, Tucker Hockey! Linker dinks: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected]
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What a Crappy Episode
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Where complaining about the halftime show, streaking, and 💩 stories come together...AND it was all live! We love talking with you guys while recording. Speking of love, we talk about Valentine's day plans (which happen to include a gently used erotic massage book), and why you should gift your lover a DEX. Our beer league drama story took a crappy turn and we ended up learning too much about a story involving Nick, the blame he threw on his wife, and hotel sheets in a garbage bag. We also asked you guys for some of the best/worst chirps you've said or received and you didn't disappoint....
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Hay Soakers - You Missed!
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The only podcast where beer league hockey, bad driving, and financial scandals collide in the most entertaining way possible. Buckle up—especially if you’re Nick in a Tim Hortons parking lot. We kick things off with the latest on upcoming DEX / BLPA Bash Tournaments, including how many spots are left, new announcements, and whether Jason has found a new way to profit off the chaos. Because he’s also out here stacking BLPA coins like a beer league version of Scrooge McDuck. Will someone finally put a stop to his virtual empire, or will he continue his reign of financial...
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This week’s episode was packed with laughs, judgment-free advice, and some truly outrageous stories from the rink!
- Recap of Last Week: We revisited tales of glory and shame from the ice and teased some juicy details about our new Vegas segment.
- Vegas Chatter: It started with a $100 bet that spiraled into a wild brainstorming session for new content ideas. Spoiler: Vegas doesn’t disappoint when it comes to inspiration.
- We Listen but We Don’t Judge: This segment reminded listeners that all stories—no matter how questionable—are welcome here.
The Main Event: 7 Deadly Sins of Beer League Hockey
- #1: Co-ed Locker Room Etiquette: Pro tip: A glance is okay; more than that? You’re officially “that guy” (or gal).
- #2: Vegas Showers: Pony walls are perfect for the “meat gazers” among us—apparently, it’s a whole thing.
- #3: Bench Beer Theft: A crime so heinous it should require league intervention. Seriously, don’t mess with another player’s brew.
Tune in for the other “sins,” along with more wild locker-room banter and some unsolicited (but spot-on) beer league wisdom.