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Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
We've reached the end of 2025! How the hell did THAT happen? We're letting out lifetimes of frustration about movies and music that are considered "Christmas" when they just aren't. Who makes the rules? WE DO. Promos: Octoberpod 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame...
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Thankful 2025
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
Can you believe this is our TENTH Thankful episode? We worked harder than usual to think of things that made us feel gratitude. Because it's been... well, YOU KNOW. We're thankful for the coven and all the hard work we did, renewed fandom feelings, losing touch with an old friend who apparently went full MAGA, a well timed injury, and the ecstasy of disability checks. NO COVEN MEETING THIS WEEK! Promo: Ghost Bites (from the guys that bring you Brew Crime!) (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review...
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Crotch Couture
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
Yep, that's a dancing merkin you see there. She's tappin' her little heart out to sell some dumb crap for Kim Kardashian. But first, a catty side quest about language on the way to a long list of good stuff that's making us happy these days. Stuff like management having Pitney's back, Amelia surprising herself with one hell of a present, making a friend over a Linkin Park shirt, excitement about Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things, and MORE. Then, after the coven meeting, Amelia shows Pitney the new line of merkins that Kim Kardashian is selling, and we go OFF for a while. ...
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The Burning Comes First
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it. — Maya Angelou Get Inspired Having trouble remembering everything you've done this year? Go back and read your journal! You probably wrote about things you did that worked, things that didn't worked, how some days felt, etc. Touch Grass For those interested, a deep dive into why the end of DST moved from October to November. It’s all George W Bush’s fault!!! From Wikipedia: From year to year, the dates on which to change clock may also move for political or social reasons. The Uniform...
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Very Special Halloween Special
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
(Surprise! I put it out a few days early so you have time to share it before Halloween... so share it with a friend!!) Well, gang, we made it. Halloween 2025. You did so great that you’ve earned the best content we could give you: one segment after another of top-notch Halloween awesomeness. It’s informative, it’s judgmental, and it’s funny as hell. But more than anything it’s us, just the way you like us. There are no coven meeting or promos for other podcasts this time. All that will be back in November. (OMG, there are only four more episodes left this year!...
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Remember Me
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
The veil between this world and the next is so thin One breath separates them. -- Sylvia Plath We hope you enjoyed the new episode, number 241, Cut Your Own Cheese!, and as you heard in the coven meeting, we’ve got a lot of work to do during the next few weeks, so let’s get at it! Samhain: Get Inspired: Take Action: Touch Grass: Some lovely music to get you in the mood from a great YouTube channel called ! Stay safe, be strong, October's on like Donkey Kong! Pitney & Amelia
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Cut Your Own Cheese!
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
The first of our one-two punch of Halloween! This week we get positively catty about an old favorite from the 1970s, The Hardy Boys Meet Dracula! It's giving pointless subplots, bad accents, and the Phantom of the Paradise. Sort of. Then Amelia flips her wiglet over all the little things bugging her this spooky season, from beige pumpkins to Frankenstein on the toilet! _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Honoring Ancestors Take Action – Touting Trick or Treat Touch Grass – Orange You Glad for Craft Time? Reflect & Journal – The...
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Pick Up The Phone!
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
Pitney celebrates his birthday by being outraged by young people. From texting versus phone calls versus email to fake eyelashes and contour and "a dewy finish," we're telling everyone to get off our lawn! _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Loser > Spectator Take Action – The Right to Bitch Touch Grass – It's Pumpkin Time, Baby! Reflect & Journal – The Wheel of Fortune Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: _____________________________________________________ Promo: Octoberpod (Want to swap show...
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Too Awesome to Fail
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly. - John F. Kennedy It’s finally October! We hope everyone is getting exactly the autumn weather they hope for. Amelia is still sweating her newly-smaller tits off but things are beginning to cool a bit! We hope you enjoyed the new episode, number 240, Pick Up the Phone, especially this week’s coven meeting, which was considerably more musical than usual! Quick October side note: Even though we will release a podcast episode on October 31st, which is the night of Samhain, we will be discussing Samhain in our next...
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Better Weather. Whither Leather?
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go. - Unknown We are coming up on the Sabbat of Mabon, also known as the autumn equinox, on Sunday September 21st. It is known as the “pagan thanksgiving” and is traditionally a time of great gratitude and celebration of the year's harvest and the last big hurrah before the winter and darker times begin to set in. It is a fun and joyful party sabbat, and also an acknowledgment of the need for balance as the sunlight slowly begins to wane for the year. The equinox heralds a time when the day and night are equal, and the days begin to...
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A list of stuff we covered: Trae Crowder, Puttin On Airs, the Labubu craze, our first Hatin on Satan in ages, a quick AITA story, a gaggle of GoodGoodGoods, and what it's like to suddenly be the old dude with a cane.
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Coven meeting notes:
Get Inspired – You're Kenough
Take Action – Keep Poking
Touch Grass – Mmm Refreshing
Reflect & Journal – The 4 of Cups
MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:
https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/no-regerts
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Promo:
Family Plot https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot
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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
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