The Drinking Game Episode
Bitches On Benches
Host: Julie Bee Introduction of our drinking game Topics Discussed Losing One’s Senses, The 18.9” Virgin, Dick Pics If you could pick only 3 of these pills, which 3 would they be? 1- Perfect Health 2- Choose To Keep Our Body Type 3- Super Strength 4- Heal Others Illnesses 5- Super Intelligence 6- Find Love Forever 7- Talk To A Deceased Loved One 8- Change 3 Things From The Past ; 9- Unlimited Money The Drinking game… When Julie says “Seriously, you guys are funny” or “You guys are hilarious,” take a drink....
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Repression Shaped Us All
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Host: Nikki Smythe Topics Discussed Masturbation and its health benefits, Therapy and Self Help Charlatans. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: The Goop, Netflix, Seinfeld, 1978, KY Gel
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What’s In An Itch Bitch?
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Host: Penelope Friese Open discussion of our take on these topics... Cafe, Fast Food, or Restaurant; Coffee choices and preferences, Nikki clears up caffeine myth, Julie disagrees with everyone, An ambiguous list of bodily Itches, HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Mark Critch, This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Tim Hortons, McCafé, Mandarin Restaurants, Harvey’s, Swiss Chalet, McDonald’s Sidebar: Penny uses the word schmegegge which is a Yiddish word meaning - baloney; hot air; nonsense.meaninglessness,, nonsensicality, bunk. Recorded early February before COVID-19 shutdowns began,...
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Curtis Gets Fired From The Podcast
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Host: Jane Depreeve Once again we talk about what you don’t care about, like… Should the Oscars be political? Roommate questions; A job worth doing... HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: None to speak of strangely enough.
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When Life Hands You Porn
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Host: Julie Bee Jane thinks counting backwards means we will edit her part out. She was wrong. In this episode we cover topics like... Online dating; Considering being a Dominatrix; Seeking Arrangements/Sugar Daddies; Catfishing; Porn addictions. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Everything To Do With Sex Show (Taboo, Canwest Productions), eBay, Edible Arrangements, Skip The Dishes, Pizza Pops
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Winter’s Over… It’s A Canadian Thing
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Host: Nikki Smythe Okay, you’ve figured out we’re Canadian, we’re weird, have mental health issues, and so much more! Oh! And we apologize a lot. Topics discussed Winter blahs/blues; Mental health/meds; Creating an app; Woman bites off man’s tongue HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Summer’s Eve, Lay’s Chips (Pepsi Co)
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Don’t Fact Check Us… It’s Just Jane
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Host: Jane Depreeve Jane likes to really send things just out of reach… yes, you’ll wonder where she’s going with it, but more importantly - just ignore her. Topics discussed Jane's 1975 Events Birthday Card; Cultural misappropriation; Which famous person would you have dinner with? Jane loses her shit and ends the show abruptly. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Nair, Saturday Night Live, Milton Bradley, Corvette, 1975, BMW, Chevrolet, KC and the Sunshine Band, Barrel of Monkeys, Heineken
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Yes, This Is A Comedy Podcast
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Host: Penelope Friese Penelope misleads the listeners into believing we are using music in our podcast - but just to be clear, not as of yet, but it’s coming soon. Topics discussed Coronavirus discussion in the early days (late January 2020); flu shots; Shopping habits; Intestinal worms; If you could hold a protest; Scars- how did you get them? HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: McCain French Fries
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Do We Really Miss That Old Show Now?
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Host: Nikki Smythe Topics Discussed - Entertainment Industry - TV shows we miss or don’t miss, Tiny Talent Time, Ellen/Oprah - Plastic surgery on actors and how "they’ve" changed. - Movies that affected us; impactful moments; we hear a lot from Jane - Spoiler Alert Jane gives away a secret about Game of Thrones (so if you haven’t watched, you may need to plug your ears like Nikki does) HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Oprah, Harpo, Ellen Degeneres
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Bitches on Benches - The Inaugural Episode
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Get to know who you'll be listening to and how we got together.
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Topics Discussed
Masturbation and its health benefits, Therapy and Self Help Charlatans.
HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED:
The Goop, Netflix, Seinfeld, 1978, KY Gel