The Lobster (2015): Love Is Blind (As Soon as You Hand Me that Steak Knife)
Release Date: 06/24/2024
A.I. Made Us Watch
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info_outline The Lobster (2015): Love Is Blind (As Soon as You Hand Me that Steak Knife)A.I. Made Us Watch
In another very special episode (our second original test ep for this show), A.I. made us watch the bizarre Yorgos Lanthimos film “The Lobster”. In this movie, every p person who’s single gets hunted down, brought to a hotel, and has 45 days to hook up or else they get turned into an animal of their choosing. Hey don’t threaten me with a good time! Next week when we recover from our nasty colds, we’ll be back to watch Proof! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/aimadeuswatch
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info_outlineIn another very special episode (our second original test ep for this show), A.I. made us watch the bizarre Yorgos Lanthimos film “The Lobster”. In this movie, every p person who’s single gets hunted down, brought to a hotel, and has 45 days to hook up or else they get turned into an animal of their choosing. Hey don’t threaten me with a good time!
Next week when we recover from our nasty colds, we’ll be back to watch Proof!
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