Life Fucked The Shit Out of Me and I'm Sick of Everything Being Wrong
Release Date: 07/05/2023
Shroom Clappers
Cheek Clappers
We take shrooms on this one.
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The Mercedes-Benz Curry House of Doom
Cheek Clappers
Fuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. T-shirts: Music: Our subreddit: Our forum:
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Emerald City Runners ft. Harry Slime
Cheek Clappers
In this episode I talk with the fantastic Harry Slime (aka Cam) of the 'Life & Time with Harry Slime' Podcast. The audio is a bit fucked in this one, I've done my best to repair it but it still sounds kind of whacky. Next time we do an episode together it'll be much better. Either way this one is still good. Listen to Cam's podcast:
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I'm Not Gonna Die This Way
Cheek Clappers
WE'RE BACK! With an unmissable Clappers banger. We talk about more weird stuff that happened when Tara was at school, the listeners ABANDONING US, Gregg Wallace's daily routine, the new lids on drinks bottles, otter attacks, being struck by lightning, Winnie the Pooh and much more. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our subreddit: Our forum:
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Marty Garza: UFOs, Government Disclosure, Angels, Demons & Beyond
Cheek Clappers
Marty Garza who has amassed an enormous wealth of research on UFO and UFO encounters, to talk about what these things may or may not be, and how we might think about them. This podcast is intended as supplementary to Marty's appearances on Brothers of the Serpent, which can all be found on YouTube (and are best listened to in order), or can be found on any podcast app: If you'd like to watch the video of this podcast you can find it here:
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Fuck Your Life UP
Cheek Clappers
WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about what we've (not) been doing, Omracer, men going missing and much more. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: Our subreddit:
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Peru vs. Australia
Cheek Clappers
In this episode we talk about an awkward encounter I had on a basketball court, koalas, grave robbers (sort of), UFOs and much more. We also hold a kind of competition between Peru and Australia, where Tara represents Australia and I represent Peru. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum: Our subreddit:
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Should've Worn a Diaper That Night
Cheek Clappers
WE'RE BACK! We talk about a lot in this one including Jamaican guys, Freddie Kreuger, mental hospitals, Santa and much more. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum:
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Food Poisoning?
Cheek Clappers
WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DIARRHEA AND VOMITING SOUNDS. In this episode, sickness befalls The Clappers Kingdom, and we fall into a fairly deep depression. This isn't a normal episode; if you don't want to listen to hours of us being depressed/the sounds of vomiting and diarrhea then please skip this one. This is for serious Clap-heads only, and even then some of you may not like it at all. We will be doing more normal episodes soon, it's just been a really tough period and we haven't had the opportunity to record. Check our Patreon if you want to hear some episodes that don't...
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Omracer, We Need to Talk.
Cheek Clappers
This episode is a good one but it's mostly about Om, so if you are not interested in Om then might be worth skipping. That said, even if you aren't interested in Om some of the thoughts and ideas might be applicable to life in general. Also, we have really struggled to record lately due to our dog's injury situation and loads of other crazy stuff going on at the moment, but hopefully soon we'll be able to get back in the studio. The Patreon is still busy though, so get on there if you're not already and you want to get clapped. Patreon: T-shirts: Music: Our forum:
info_outlineIn this one I talk about my DAY FROM HELL while Tara tries her best to derail it with POINTLESS and SHITTY interjections about NOTHING.
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