1.16.25 If You Build It, They Will Steal It
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Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Walgreens can't handle the shoplifting free-for-all in San Fransisco, a sitting judge sends a colleague an unfortunate meme, and a new social media app won't let you be gay.
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1.15.25 Trump's Fake Trial
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Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Jack Smith convicts Trump in the court of public opinion, if you give a mouse a French theater he might stay for five weeks, and I wander into some pretty controversial territory.
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1.14.25 No One's Buying Climate Change
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Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! CNN can't figure out why no one want to buy the climate change narrative, Biden wants to shoot owls, and a woman texts the wrong number in s drug deal with hilarious results.
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1.13.25 Looters Gonna Loot
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Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Los Angeles faces hoards of looters, Jack Smith heads off into the sunset, and Biden thinks Kamala has a real chance to win...the 2024 election.
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1.9.25 Rome Burns While Gavin Fiddles Around
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Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Southern California is on fire, Mexico send a shot across the bow, and a very important warning about...eating your Christmas tree.
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1.8.25 Zuck Says "See Ya" To Censorship
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Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Mark Zuckerberg downloads a soul, Trump might actually buy Greenland, and a man vanishes into the sewers in Virginia
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1.7.25 Trudeau To Go
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Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau resigns, Kamala certifies her defeat, and teachers no longer have to know how to read in New Jersey. Listen to The Top Three From Not The Bee every Monday through Thursday. Check out Notthebee.com for more information about these and many other crazy, too-weird-to-be-true real stories.
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1.6.25 A New Enron Scandal!
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Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! A guy becomes the legitimate new CEO of Enron, a family receives its second New Year's surprise, and George Soros buys a medal.
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1.2.25 The FBI Says No Terrorism
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Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! The FBI rushes to say the tragic killings in a New Orleans rampage were NOT terrorism before saying it definitely WAS, a Cybertruck saves the day, and a teen girl goes after a rival goat.
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1.1.25 Happy New Year To Everyone But Venezuelan Gang Members
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Happy New Year and welcome to The Top Three At Not The Bee! Violent gang members try to bash their way through the southern border, a teen girl pays dearly for a five second Snapchat video, and a jawbreaker earns its name.
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