The Top Three from Not the Bee

The Top Three from Not the Bee is your quick, daily recap of the three most outrageous stories that sound like satire but aren’t. In just a few minutes, we bring you the craziest, most unbelievable headlines of the day—short, sharp, and perfect for when you need a quick laugh at the absurdity of real life.

Chicken-flavored Tariffs 04/10/2025

Chicken-flavored Tariffs Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump continues to tango with tariffs, a couple's relaxing weekend ends with one person in jail, and KFC releases a plague among men. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36078665

Dire Wolves Or Dire Fakes? 04/09/2025

Dire Wolves Or Dire Fakes? Welcome to the show! Dire wolves are back...or are they? Jasmine Crockett says some pretty racist stuff, and you can collect cute old men in Japan, at least in trading-card form. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36062575

The Rise Of The (Four-legged) Machines 04/08/2025

The Rise Of The (Four-legged) Machines Welcome to the show! Democrats think it's ok to murder people you disagree with, a robotic horse is the stuff of nightmares, and a man tries to contact an uncontacted tribe for internet points. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36048305

Mighty Morphin Franchise Ruiners 04/03/2025

Mighty Morphin Franchise Ruiners Welcome to the show! Disney sets its sights on ruining another beloved childhood franchise, a man goes on a shooting spree because he doesn't like drug companies, and Val Kilmer passes away at the age of 65. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35986400

Breaking: Cricket Is A Sport (Apparently) 04/02/2025

Breaking: Cricket Is A Sport (Apparently) Welcome to the show! Canada slaps tariffs on manatee meat, Donald Trump hosts a worthy foe at the White House, and Cricket is a sport and it's coming to Oakland. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35970710

The French Say "Oui Oui!" To Lawfare 04/01/2025

The French Say "Oui Oui!" To Lawfare Welcome to the show! Right-wing candidate Marine La Pen is charged with being right-wing (not really, but it feels that way), a trio dines and dashes and then posts their crimes on social media, and a new baseball bat is sending the Yankees into Homersville. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35954250

It's Always Who You Most Suspect 03/31/2025

It's Always Who You Most Suspect Welcome to the show! Trump orders JD Vance to "de-wokeify" the Smithsonian, the guy who firebombed a Tesla dealership is not at all who you'd expect (just kidding, he's exactly who you'd expect), and a good dog gets one last ride. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35931165

Casper The Friendly Ghost (Gun) 03/27/2025

Casper The Friendly Ghost (Gun) Welcome to the show! Ghost guns parts get the axe from the Supreme Court, Napster (yes Napster!) sells for a bunch of money, and a diamond thief swallows his loot. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35883135

Russia-gate Files Incoming! 03/26/2025

Russia-gate Files Incoming! Welcome to the show! Trump says he's releasing all the Crossfire Hurricane files, a moment of silence for a deceased soccer player goes all wrong, and three teens steal a bunch of guns and then get caught in the most hilarious of ways. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35865215

A Box Office Poison Apple 03/24/2025

A Box Office Poison Apple Welcome to the show! Snow White releases to less than stellar reviews and box office dollars, Kamala polling well (let's go!), and a dog sells for a lot of dough. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35832605

Always On The Right Side Of History 03/20/2025

Always On The Right Side Of History Welcome to the show! Lefties are doxxing Tesla owners to fight fascism, San Fran pride parade loses big-name sponsors, and a four-year-old calls 911 after his mom commits quite the crime. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35786215

Wuhan Lab Leak No Longer Misinformation 03/19/2025

Wuhan Lab Leak No Longer Misinformation Welcome to the show! The New York Times wonders who was trying to cover up the origin of COVID, Trump's numbers are looking good, and another car ends up in the deep end. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35772610

To Be Or Not To Be A Moron 03/18/2025

To Be Or Not To Be A Moron Welcome to the show! The people in charge of Shakespeare's estate have white guilt, the high price of eggs is starting to crack, and a woman takes carpooling to a whole new level. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35741765

Two New Fighters Have Entered The Arena 03/17/2025

Two New Fighters Have Entered The Arena Welcome to the show! Mayor Pete and Rahm Emanuel hint at 2028 presidential runs, a man freaks out on a plane and swallows a rosary, and the price of corned beef has consumers turning a little green this year. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35719640

Bulldoze The Rainforest To Save The Rainforest 03/13/2025

Bulldoze The Rainforest To Save The Rainforest Welcome to the show! A U.N. climate summit means the death of thousands of trees in the Amazon rainforest, a man leaves his friends with an explosive gift after he dies, and a dog tries to kill his owner...with a gun. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35667690

There's A New Tariff In Town 03/12/2025

There's A New Tariff In Town Welcome to the show! Trump and Canada square off in another tariff-staring contest, a tornado touches down on a news station, and do you like Gene Simmons and have an extra $12 thousand lying around? Then we've got a story for you! /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35649435

USAID: Mission Accomplished! 03/11/2025

USAID: Mission Accomplished! Welcome to the show! Libs are lighting up electric cars because they don't like Elon, Marco Rubio declares the deep dive into USAID finances mostly accomplished, and terror in the skies turns an Air India flight around after (almost) all of the lavatories go out of order. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35622830

Is Wikipedia Biased? 03/10/2025

Is Wikipedia Biased? Welcome to the show! A Wikipedia co-founder wants DOGE to look into possible government collusion with the mega-research conglomerate, Trumps builds that wall, and weeding out waste should definitely be a bi-partisan endeavor. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35602375

Thou Shalt Not Steal (The 10 Commandments) 03/06/2025

Thou Shalt Not Steal (The 10 Commandments) Welcome to the show! The Dems continue to melt down after Trump's speech, thieves steal the commandments, and a lady meets a scorpian at the airport. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35556070

A Lot Of Dough For A Cheeto 03/05/2025

A Lot Of Dough For A Cheeto Welcome to the show! A cheeto sells for a lot of dough, Donald Trump delivers a strong message to congress, and the world is getting larger and larger and not in a good way. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35540515

Tim Walz For Pres! 03/04/2025

Tim Walz For Pres! Welcome to the show! Oh boy! Tim Walz says he might run for president in 2028 and we are excited! Trump says no more aid to Ukraine, and SNL has a funny moment (surprise, surprise!). /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35523975

VOLODYMYR JENKINS! 03/03/2025

VOLODYMYR JENKINS! Welcome to the show! Zelenskyy goes all in on being stupid, WaPo loses libs, and a bank error solves the national debt (not really). /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35507440

Free Markets And Personal Freedom, Oh My! 02/27/2025

Free Markets And Personal Freedom, Oh My! 2.27.25 Welcome to Episode 48! The WaPo gets some new editorial directives, Apple says Trump is a racist, and a long flight gets longer.... /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35453450

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Noses" 02/26/2025

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Noses" 2.26.25 Welcome to the show! Kamala Harris delivers a true oratorical masterpiece, Star Wars kicks its boss to a galaxy far far away, and a Candy Crush addiction pays out. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35433610

2.25.25 The Joy Is Gone 02/25/2025

2.25.25 The Joy Is Gone On today's show, Joy Reid becomes Sad Reid, I'm forced to talk about Pokemon, and America's oldest mayor passes away. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35418860

2.24.25 Bernie Sanders Says NO To Making Sense 02/24/2025

2.24.25 Bernie Sanders Says NO To Making Sense Welcome to the show! Bernie Sanders launches an anti-oligarchy tour (oooook), Apple will soon let the British government spy on it's citizens, and scientists overcomplicate the hard-boiled egg. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35403090

2.20.25 Hot Potato Hot Potato! 02/20/2025

2.20.25 Hot Potato Hot Potato! Welcome to the show! L.A. Mayor Karen Bass passes the buck like a hot potato, a good pup passes on, and what do mummies smell like? Now we know. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35360695

2.19.25 Disney Ditches (Some) DEI 02/19/2025

2.19.25 Disney Ditches (Some) DEI Welcome to the show! The majority of Americans think USAID spends its dollars on waste and corruption, Disney ditches DEI, and the father of Nutella dies at 97. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35345625

2.18.25 Germany Hates Free Speech 02/18/2025

2.18.25 Germany Hates Free Speech Welcome to the show! A plane in Toronto lands belly up, Germany really hates free speech, and watch out for amputated fingers at your next BBQ! /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35323305

2.17.25 A Vance In France 02/17/2025

2.17.25 A Vance In France Welcome to today's show! JD sets things on fire in Europe, no more men in dresses in the Army, and if you love someone set them free, if you hate someone, let a bear eat them in effigy. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35310000

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