The Top Three from Not the Bee

The Top Three from Not the Bee is your quick, daily recap of the three most outrageous stories that sound like satire but aren’t. In just a few minutes, we bring you the craziest, most unbelievable headlines of the day—short, sharp, and perfect for when you need a quick laugh at the absurdity of real life.

1.16.25 If You Build It, They Will Steal It 01/16/2025

1.16.25 If You Build It, They Will Steal It Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Walgreens can't handle the shoplifting free-for-all in San Fransisco, a sitting judge sends a colleague an unfortunate meme, and a new social media app won't let you be gay. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34878715

1.15.25 Trump's Fake Trial 01/15/2025

1.15.25 Trump's Fake Trial Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Jack Smith convicts Trump in the court of public opinion, if you give a mouse a French theater he might stay for five weeks, and I wander into some pretty controversial territory. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34863185

1.14.25 No One's Buying Climate Change 01/14/2025

1.14.25 No One's Buying Climate Change Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! CNN can't figure out why no one want to buy the climate change narrative, Biden wants to shoot owls, and a woman texts the wrong number in s drug deal with hilarious results. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34847130

1.13.25 Looters Gonna Loot 01/13/2025

1.13.25 Looters Gonna Loot Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Los Angeles faces hoards of looters, Jack Smith heads off into the sunset, and Biden thinks Kamala has a real chance to win...the 2024 election. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34831585

1.9.25 Rome Burns While Gavin Fiddles Around 01/09/2025

1.9.25 Rome Burns While Gavin Fiddles Around Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Southern California is on fire, Mexico send a shot across the bow, and a very important warning about...eating your Christmas tree. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34783650

1.8.25 Zuck Says "See Ya" To Censorship 01/08/2025

1.8.25 Zuck Says "See Ya" To Censorship Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Mark Zuckerberg downloads a soul, Trump might actually buy Greenland, and a man vanishes into the sewers in Virginia /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34770155

1.7.25 Trudeau To Go 01/07/2025

1.7.25 Trudeau To Go Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau resigns, Kamala certifies her defeat, and teachers no longer have to know how to read in New Jersey. Listen to The Top Three From Not The Bee every Monday through Thursday. Check out Notthebee.com for more information about these and many other crazy, too-weird-to-be-true real stories. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34752885

1.6.25 A New Enron Scandal! 01/06/2025

1.6.25 A New Enron Scandal! Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! A guy becomes the legitimate new CEO of Enron, a family receives its second New Year's surprise, and George Soros buys a medal. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34734840

1.2.25 The FBI Says No Terrorism 01/02/2025

1.2.25 The FBI Says No Terrorism Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! The FBI rushes to say the tragic killings in a New Orleans rampage were NOT terrorism before saying it definitely WAS, a Cybertruck saves the day, and a teen girl goes after a rival goat. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34694080

1.1.25 Happy New Year To Everyone But Venezuelan Gang Members 01/01/2025

1.1.25 Happy New Year To Everyone But Venezuelan Gang Members Happy New Year and welcome to The Top Three At Not The Bee! Violent gang members try to bash their way through the southern border, a teen girl pays dearly for a five second Snapchat video, and a jawbreaker earns its name. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34678060

12.31.24 Mo Money Mo Biden 12/31/2024

12.31.24 Mo Money Mo Biden Welcome To The Top Three From Not The Bee and happy New Year's Eve! Joe Biden coughs up another $2.5 billion to Ukraine, Americans are in mountains of credit card debt, and vintage subway vigilantes make a come back. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34666805

12.30.24 A Farewell To Jimmy 12/30/2024

12.30.24 A Farewell To Jimmy Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Former President Jimmy Carter passes away, current President Joe Biden fades away, and flaming balls of fire appear in the night sky. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34652610

12.26.24 A Modern-Day Miracle 12/26/2024

12.26.24 A Modern-Day Miracle Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A modern-day miracle saves a woman and her baby, an technical malfunction almost ruins Christmas, and a ship flips over. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34616485

12.25.24 Vandals Set Their Sites On A Giant Goat Statue 12/25/2024

12.25.24 Vandals Set Their Sites On A Giant Goat Statue Welcome to a very special Top Three From Not The Bee and a very Merry Christmas! Today's Top Three is a tale of Christmas mystery, intrigue, and arson straight from the wintery wonderland of Sweden. And as an update and a small spoiler alert, as of right now, the Gavle Goat has survived 2024 and is still standing tall and proud. You go, giant grass goat statue. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34613045

12.24.24 Merry Christmas Eve And Some News 12/24/2024

12.24.24 Merry Christmas Eve And Some News Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A police officer goes to great lengths to impress his girlfriend, a mega-yacht is costing the government millions, and Stonehenge is a little less mysterious these days. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34597570

12.23.24 A Congressional Retirement Home 12/23/2024

12.23.24 A Congressional Retirement Home Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! A congresswoman goes missing and turns up in an assisted living home, an avocado bandit loses a fortune, and your air-fryer is spying on you. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34576805

12.19.24 Ditch The Electoral College? 12/19/2024

12.19.24 Ditch The Electoral College? Welcome to today's Top Three From Not The Bee! The Democrats propose abolishing the Electoral College just for funsies, Kamala may be making a comeback, and a pair of beloved Christmas characters exchanges blows. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34527215

12.18.24 America's Number One Whopper 12/18/2024

12.18.24 America's Number One Whopper Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Politifact thinks Trump told the year's biggest tall tale and Canada continues to be weird. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34498560

12.17.24 Trudeau To Go? 12/17/2024

12.17.24 Trudeau To Go? Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau may throw in the towel, Biden pays billions for leaky trucks, and the U.K. is facing a shortage of stout proportions. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34481965

12.16.24 Makin' Em Pay Big 12/16/2024

12.16.24 Makin' Em Pay Big Welcome to Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump won big against ABC and an unexpected holiday addition to the U.S. Capitol debuted for the very first time. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34464445

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