The Top Three from Not the Bee

The Top Three from Not the Bee is your quick, daily recap of the three most outrageous stories that sound like satire but aren’t. In just a few minutes, we bring you the craziest, most unbelievable headlines of the day—short, sharp, and perfect for when you need a quick laugh at the absurdity of real life.

Tim Walz Is The New Face Of Strong Masculinity (No Really) 05/01/2025

Tim Walz Is The New Face Of Strong Masculinity (No Really) Welcome to the show! Tim Walz says he was chosen for his ability to "code talk" to men, The New York Times talks all about crosses, and a few housekeeping announcements about the show. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36384130

One Gorilla Versus 100 Very Confident Men 04/30/2025

One Gorilla Versus 100 Very Confident Men Welcome to the show! Canada blew it (Oh Canada), Spain goes green and then goes black, and an internet debate over whether or not 100 men could take on one gorilla has people super divided. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36368500

Don't Step On My Blue Suede (Suit) 04/29/2025

Don't Step On My Blue Suede (Suit) Welcome to the show! Trump wears a blue suit to the Pope's funeral and people are MAD, insurance companies are the worst, and Star Wars makes money when they make good movies. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36351030

Floating High Above The Law 04/28/2025

Floating High Above The Law Welcome to the show! Two judges are arrested for doing seemingly illegal things and the dems are big mad, and a man is lucky he didn't kill anyone after doing some pretty un-Disneylike things to a DisneyWorld menu. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36334015

Trump Underwater With The Elderly 04/24/2025

Trump Underwater With The Elderly Welcome to the show! President Trump is popular with every age demo but one, babies might start paying off, and the Amish come out strong to help a community in need. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36290515

A List Of Potential Pontifs 04/23/2025

A List Of Potential Pontifs Welcome to the show! Who are the frontrunners in line for Pope? We go over a few prominent names, then we head back to the U.S. for some truly hilarious words from Elizabeth Warren, and if a tree is chopped down illegally in California and there's no cop around, is it still illegal? /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36273240

A Papal Farewell 04/22/2025

A Papal Farewell Welcome to the show! Pope Francis passes away, Colin Kaepernick throws his hat in the ring at 37, and a set of identical twins goes viral. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36258575

Deportation Drama 04/21/2025

Deportation Drama Welcome to the show! The media are confused about many things, the least of which is the concept of illegal versus legal immigration, a former child actor lands in hot water with the law, and a woman hatches the smartest plan yet to evade police. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36240655

Money For Nothing And Your Antisemitism For Free 04/17/2025

Money For Nothing And Your Antisemitism For Free Welcome to the show! Harvard doesn't want to comply with the Civil Rights Act, California is trying to stop people from stealing from self-checkout kiosks, and the IRS takes down a key part of their website...on tax day. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36202630

Climate Change Is Coming For Your Dog 04/16/2025

Climate Change Is Coming For Your Dog Welcome to the show! Mother Jones says your dog is bad for the environment, some female celebrities are mad at other female celebrities and this is the wold we live in, and a sportscaster has some pretty smooth moves. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36183915

You Go (To Outer Space) Girl! 04/15/2025

You Go (To Outer Space) Girl! Welcome to the show! A group of ladies go out to lunch and then to outer space, Gretchen Whitmer is somehow still recognizable even when she's covering her face with a blue folder, and Ed McMahon might not be showing up at your front door anytime soon. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36146820

Mr. Maher Meets The President 04/14/2025

Mr. Maher Meets The President Welcome to the show! Bill Maher meets Donald Trump and it goes better than you'd think, a new foe meets the mosquito, and a senior citizen takes on a wild gator. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36123385

Chicken-flavored Tariffs 04/10/2025

Chicken-flavored Tariffs Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump continues to tango with tariffs, a couple's relaxing weekend ends with one person in jail, and KFC releases a plague among men. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36078665

Dire Wolves Or Dire Fakes? 04/09/2025

Dire Wolves Or Dire Fakes? Welcome to the show! Dire wolves are back...or are they? Jasmine Crockett says some pretty racist stuff, and you can collect cute old men in Japan, at least in trading-card form. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36062575

The Rise Of The (Four-legged) Machines 04/08/2025

The Rise Of The (Four-legged) Machines Welcome to the show! Democrats think it's ok to murder people you disagree with, a robotic horse is the stuff of nightmares, and a man tries to contact an uncontacted tribe for internet points. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/36048305

Mighty Morphin Franchise Ruiners 04/03/2025

Mighty Morphin Franchise Ruiners Welcome to the show! Disney sets its sights on ruining another beloved childhood franchise, a man goes on a shooting spree because he doesn't like drug companies, and Val Kilmer passes away at the age of 65. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35986400

Breaking: Cricket Is A Sport (Apparently) 04/02/2025

Breaking: Cricket Is A Sport (Apparently) Welcome to the show! Canada slaps tariffs on manatee meat, Donald Trump hosts a worthy foe at the White House, and Cricket is a sport and it's coming to Oakland. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35970710

The French Say "Oui Oui!" To Lawfare 04/01/2025

The French Say "Oui Oui!" To Lawfare Welcome to the show! Right-wing candidate Marine La Pen is charged with being right-wing (not really, but it feels that way), a trio dines and dashes and then posts their crimes on social media, and a new baseball bat is sending the Yankees into Homersville. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35954250

It's Always Who You Most Suspect 03/31/2025

It's Always Who You Most Suspect Welcome to the show! Trump orders JD Vance to "de-wokeify" the Smithsonian, the guy who firebombed a Tesla dealership is not at all who you'd expect (just kidding, he's exactly who you'd expect), and a good dog gets one last ride. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35931165

Casper The Friendly Ghost (Gun) 03/27/2025

Casper The Friendly Ghost (Gun) Welcome to the show! Ghost guns parts get the axe from the Supreme Court, Napster (yes Napster!) sells for a bunch of money, and a diamond thief swallows his loot. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35883135

Russia-gate Files Incoming! 03/26/2025

Russia-gate Files Incoming! Welcome to the show! Trump says he's releasing all the Crossfire Hurricane files, a moment of silence for a deceased soccer player goes all wrong, and three teens steal a bunch of guns and then get caught in the most hilarious of ways. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35865215

A Box Office Poison Apple 03/24/2025

A Box Office Poison Apple Welcome to the show! Snow White releases to less than stellar reviews and box office dollars, Kamala polling well (let's go!), and a dog sells for a lot of dough. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35832605

Always On The Right Side Of History 03/20/2025

Always On The Right Side Of History Welcome to the show! Lefties are doxxing Tesla owners to fight fascism, San Fran pride parade loses big-name sponsors, and a four-year-old calls 911 after his mom commits quite the crime. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35786215

Wuhan Lab Leak No Longer Misinformation 03/19/2025

Wuhan Lab Leak No Longer Misinformation Welcome to the show! The New York Times wonders who was trying to cover up the origin of COVID, Trump's numbers are looking good, and another car ends up in the deep end. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35772610

To Be Or Not To Be A Moron 03/18/2025

To Be Or Not To Be A Moron Welcome to the show! The people in charge of Shakespeare's estate have white guilt, the high price of eggs is starting to crack, and a woman takes carpooling to a whole new level. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35741765

Two New Fighters Have Entered The Arena 03/17/2025

Two New Fighters Have Entered The Arena Welcome to the show! Mayor Pete and Rahm Emanuel hint at 2028 presidential runs, a man freaks out on a plane and swallows a rosary, and the price of corned beef has consumers turning a little green this year. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35719640

Bulldoze The Rainforest To Save The Rainforest 03/13/2025

Bulldoze The Rainforest To Save The Rainforest Welcome to the show! A U.N. climate summit means the death of thousands of trees in the Amazon rainforest, a man leaves his friends with an explosive gift after he dies, and a dog tries to kill his owner...with a gun. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35667690

There's A New Tariff In Town 03/12/2025

There's A New Tariff In Town Welcome to the show! Trump and Canada square off in another tariff-staring contest, a tornado touches down on a news station, and do you like Gene Simmons and have an extra $12 thousand lying around? Then we've got a story for you! /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35649435

USAID: Mission Accomplished! 03/11/2025

USAID: Mission Accomplished! Welcome to the show! Libs are lighting up electric cars because they don't like Elon, Marco Rubio declares the deep dive into USAID finances mostly accomplished, and terror in the skies turns an Air India flight around after (almost) all of the lavatories go out of order. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35622830

Is Wikipedia Biased? 03/10/2025

Is Wikipedia Biased? Welcome to the show! A Wikipedia co-founder wants DOGE to look into possible government collusion with the mega-research conglomerate, Trumps builds that wall, and weeding out waste should definitely be a bi-partisan endeavor. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35602375

The Top Three from Not the Bee

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