The Top Three from Not the Bee

The Top Three from Not the Bee is your quick, daily recap of the three most outrageous stories that sound like satire but aren’t. In just a few minutes, we bring you the craziest, most unbelievable headlines of the day—short, sharp, and perfect for when you need a quick laugh at the absurdity of real life.

2.20.25 Hot Potato Hot Potato! 02/20/2025

2.20.25 Hot Potato Hot Potato! Welcome to the show! L.A. Mayor Karen Bass passes the buck like a hot potato, a good pup passes on, and what do mummies smell like? Now we know. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35360695

2.19.25 Disney Ditches (Some) DEI 02/19/2025

2.19.25 Disney Ditches (Some) DEI Welcome to the show! The majority of Americans think USAID spends its dollars on waste and corruption, Disney ditches DEI, and the father of Nutella dies at 97. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35345625

2.18.25 Germany Hates Free Speech 02/18/2025

2.18.25 Germany Hates Free Speech Welcome to the show! A plane in Toronto lands belly up, Germany really hates free speech, and watch out for amputated fingers at your next BBQ! /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35323305

2.17.25 A Vance In France 02/17/2025

2.17.25 A Vance In France Welcome to today's show! JD sets things on fire in Europe, no more men in dresses in the Army, and if you love someone set them free, if you hate someone, let a bear eat them in effigy. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35310000

2.13.25 Red, White, And Blueland! 02/13/2025

2.13.25 Red, White, And Blueland! A representative from Georgia proposes a fabulous new name for Greenland, people living in D.C. are trying to scoop up all the defense lawyers in the country, and egg, eggs, EGGS! /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35267630

2.12.25 Whistleblowing With A Side Of Spam 02/12/2025

2.12.25 Whistleblowing With A Side Of Spam Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Chuck Schumer tries to blow the whistle but Republicans beat him to the punch, a terrible man gets money from terrible people, and Michael Bay blows up...his social media page after he breaks into the Vatican. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35251505

2.11.25 Seal Of Approval Ratings 02/11/2025

2.11.25 Seal Of Approval Ratings Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! People like what Trump is doing, no monument for Fauci, and body positivity goes too far. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35234400

2.10.25 Pennies From Trump Heaven 02/10/2025

2.10.25 Pennies From Trump Heaven Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump bans pennies, a man punches a hole in a very dangerous place, and a man strikes gold at a garage sale. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35217625

2.6.25 Unelected Bureaucrats For Me But Not For Thee 02/06/2025

2.6.25 Unelected Bureaucrats For Me But Not For Thee Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats meltdown over unelected people firing other unelected people, eggs are a high commodity for thieves, and if you like guns, Florida is the state for you. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35171945

2.5.25 The Sound Of (Insane) Silence 02/05/2025

2.5.25 The Sound Of (Insane) Silence Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Women want a moment of silence for January 6th, the city of Los Angeles is ok with people just blocking freeways for any reason and a flood museum is closed due to...flooding. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35157555

2.4.25 So Much Folding 02/04/2025

2.4.25 So Much Folding Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Mexico and Canada folded like a cheaply made Mexican umbrella, Joe Biden heads to Hollywood and New York State is trying to crack down on ghosts (guns). /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35142780

2.3.25 Tariffs: They're So Hot Right Now 02/03/2025

2.3.25 Tariffs: They're So Hot Right Now Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Tariffs are hot hot hot hot right now, a man wanders into a lady doctor, and there's a chance Spiderman is real. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35124360

1.30.25 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Congressional Hearings! 01/30/2025

1.30.25 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Congressional Hearings! Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats shout their way through another confirmation hearing, Trump may get his mug on Mt. Rushmore, and a picture is worth a thousand words or 83 bucks and a sad life lesson. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35079340

1.29.25 Orange Man Good 01/29/2025

1.29.25 Orange Man Good Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Trump issues his best executive order to date, ice cream trucks are NOT ICE trucks, and PETA wants you to eat a vegan cake. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35061800

1.28.25 A Tale Of Two Countries 01/28/2025

1.28.25 A Tale Of Two Countries Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. El Salvador comes in clutch (are we still saying that?), CNN melts down over Trump's approval ratings, and it should go without saying, but don't hold giant parties for underage kids and give them beer, especially if you're a school administrator. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35042650

1.27.25 JD A Nazi? 01/27/2025

1.27.25 JD A Nazi? Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! JD Vance is a nazi because he thinks people should have kids, Target is chucking all its rainbow stuff, and don't label your bag with drugs "This Is Not A Bag With Drugs." /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/35024220

1.23.25 How To Win Friends And Terrorize People 01/23/2025

1.23.25 How To Win Friends And Terrorize People Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Tom Homan gets to work, Antifa's gonna Antifa, and never dress up as an upside-down snow cone. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34967980

1.22.25 Our Own Homegrown Hero 01/22/2025

1.22.25 Our Own Homegrown Hero Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! One of our own gets a presidential pardon, hell freezes over, and Panama burns a flag, /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34953350

1.21.25 Pardon Me? 01/21/2025

1.21.25 Pardon Me? Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Biden pardons everything but the kitchen sink, the border just got a little tighter, and screaming at your problems won't make them go away. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34937600

1.20.25 Hail To The Chief 01/20/2025

1.20.25 Hail To The Chief Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump is now your president, yes even you Nancy Pelosi, The Federal Reserve pulls out of some globalist nonsense, and oh no! Those rats are high! /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34920005

1.16.25 If You Build It, They Will Steal It 01/16/2025

1.16.25 If You Build It, They Will Steal It Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Walgreens can't handle the shoplifting free-for-all in San Fransisco, a sitting judge sends a colleague an unfortunate meme, and a new social media app won't let you be gay. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34878715

1.15.25 Trump's Fake Trial 01/15/2025

1.15.25 Trump's Fake Trial Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Jack Smith convicts Trump in the court of public opinion, if you give a mouse a French theater he might stay for five weeks, and I wander into some pretty controversial territory. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34863185

1.14.25 No One's Buying Climate Change 01/14/2025

1.14.25 No One's Buying Climate Change Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! CNN can't figure out why no one want to buy the climate change narrative, Biden wants to shoot owls, and a woman texts the wrong number in s drug deal with hilarious results. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34847130

1.13.25 Looters Gonna Loot 01/13/2025

1.13.25 Looters Gonna Loot Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Los Angeles faces hoards of looters, Jack Smith heads off into the sunset, and Biden thinks Kamala has a real chance to win...the 2024 election. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34831585

1.9.25 Rome Burns While Gavin Fiddles Around 01/09/2025

1.9.25 Rome Burns While Gavin Fiddles Around Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Southern California is on fire, Mexico send a shot across the bow, and a very important warning about...eating your Christmas tree. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34783650

1.8.25 Zuck Says "See Ya" To Censorship 01/08/2025

1.8.25 Zuck Says "See Ya" To Censorship Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Mark Zuckerberg downloads a soul, Trump might actually buy Greenland, and a man vanishes into the sewers in Virginia /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34770155

1.7.25 Trudeau To Go 01/07/2025

1.7.25 Trudeau To Go Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Justin Trudeau resigns, Kamala certifies her defeat, and teachers no longer have to know how to read in New Jersey. Listen to The Top Three From Not The Bee every Monday through Thursday. Check out Notthebee.com for more information about these and many other crazy, too-weird-to-be-true real stories. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34752885

1.6.25 A New Enron Scandal! 01/06/2025

1.6.25 A New Enron Scandal! Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! A guy becomes the legitimate new CEO of Enron, a family receives its second New Year's surprise, and George Soros buys a medal. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34734840

1.2.25 The FBI Says No Terrorism 01/02/2025

1.2.25 The FBI Says No Terrorism Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! The FBI rushes to say the tragic killings in a New Orleans rampage were NOT terrorism before saying it definitely WAS, a Cybertruck saves the day, and a teen girl goes after a rival goat. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34694080

1.1.25 Happy New Year To Everyone But Venezuelan Gang Members 01/01/2025

1.1.25 Happy New Year To Everyone But Venezuelan Gang Members Happy New Year and welcome to The Top Three At Not The Bee! Violent gang members try to bash their way through the southern border, a teen girl pays dearly for a five second Snapchat video, and a jawbreaker earns its name. /episode/index/show/d0d5e439-aa70-47ab-96eb-9674b475b8e6/id/34678060

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