Chicken-flavored Tariffs
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump continues to tango with tariffs, a couple's relaxing weekend ends with one person in jail, and KFC releases a plague among men.
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Dire Wolves Or Dire Fakes?
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Dire wolves are back...or are they? Jasmine Crockett says some pretty racist stuff, and you can collect cute old men in Japan, at least in trading-card form.
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The Rise Of The (Four-legged) Machines
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Democrats think it's ok to murder people you disagree with, a robotic horse is the stuff of nightmares, and a man tries to contact an uncontacted tribe for internet points.
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Mighty Morphin Franchise Ruiners
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Disney sets its sights on ruining another beloved childhood franchise, a man goes on a shooting spree because he doesn't like drug companies, and Val Kilmer passes away at the age of 65.
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Breaking: Cricket Is A Sport (Apparently)
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Canada slaps tariffs on manatee meat, Donald Trump hosts a worthy foe at the White House, and Cricket is a sport and it's coming to Oakland.
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The French Say "Oui Oui!" To Lawfare
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Right-wing candidate Marine La Pen is charged with being right-wing (not really, but it feels that way), a trio dines and dashes and then posts their crimes on social media, and a new baseball bat is sending the Yankees into Homersville.
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It's Always Who You Most Suspect
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Trump orders JD Vance to "de-wokeify" the Smithsonian, the guy who firebombed a Tesla dealership is not at all who you'd expect (just kidding, he's exactly who you'd expect), and a good dog gets one last ride.
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Casper The Friendly Ghost (Gun)
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Ghost guns parts get the axe from the Supreme Court, Napster (yes Napster!) sells for a bunch of money, and a diamond thief swallows his loot.
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Russia-gate Files Incoming!
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Trump says he's releasing all the Crossfire Hurricane files, a moment of silence for a deceased soccer player goes all wrong, and three teens steal a bunch of guns and then get caught in the most hilarious of ways.
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A Box Office Poison Apple
The Top Three from Not the Bee
Welcome to the show! Snow White releases to less than stellar reviews and box office dollars, Kamala polling well (let's go!), and a dog sells for a lot of dough.
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Lefties are doxxing Tesla owners to fight fascism, San Fran pride parade loses big-name sponsors, and a four-year-old calls 911 after his mom commits quite the crime.