#4716 A Man Of A Certain Gravy
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Luke and Andrew receive a curious piece of mail that ends up sending them down a salty, slippery memory lane. They also check the voicemail line to find stories of lost phones, perfect days, and -- of course -- filets of fish.
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#4715 KUMON Eileen
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Luke found himself in his car, in the middle of the woods, without cell service, when he went out for a simple errand this morning. It took him four hours to get home. He and Andrew also dissect the playlist that a sports reporter allegedly made for her illicit paramour. And they discuss -- without spoilers -- the brilliance of DTF: St. Louis.
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#4714 Calling All Carbs
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Luke helped Becca prep for her marathon this weekend by sharing his own expertise -- not running expertise so much as carb-loading know-how. Plus, the TBTL Junior Sluggers had a great weekend, as did TBTL’s other rooting sports interests. And listener Ethan comes through with some important night court information as Andrew still awaits his jury duty fate.
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#4713 I Love It When You Call Me Big Puppy
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Luke and Andrew mourn the abrupt closure of SBK, a Seattle karaoke joint that played a huge part in their late night marauding back in the day. Plus, Lucy the Puppy has completely changed Andrew’s sleep schedule as well as his attitude about certain things -- but not Twisted Tea.
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#4712 Three Doors Up
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Andrew stumbles upon a truly, truly disturbing photo while looking for something during today’s podcast. He tries to edit it for Luke, but he only makes things worse. Meanwhile, Luke is amazed by the cost cutting measures of a new NBA owner known as “El Cheapo” -- and the fact that the league commissioner is defending the bozo. And Lucy The Puppy had a big day at Lowe’s yesterday.
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#4711 Fade Into Luke
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Luke and Andrew examine the case of three men who tried to pull insurance fraud by dressing up like a bear and destroying a car. They also discuss Luke’s personal relationship with Jiminy Glick and some big news regarding his status as an Albanian-American.
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#4710 Roku Ruesday
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Andrew goes too far in trying to help Luke with his Roku settings. Plus, Luke finds himself down a rabbit hole of music and artificial intelligence after a parachute stunt goes awry at a Virginia Tech football game.
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#4709 411 Is A Joke
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Andrew got into a big fight this weekend…with his car. Meanwhile, Luke’s attempts to meet his new neighbors are thwarted by impatient Jeep drivers. The Seattle Times FINALLY investigates the curbside garbage scam that Andrew has been telling everyone about for years. And the TBTL Merch Store has a new offering!
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#4708 Train Drops
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Andrew gives Luke an audio-based quiz that is both perfect and completely imperfect for TBTL. It involves train sounds. They also discuss the story of the musician whose event was cancelled because he used A.I. to make his latest album.
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#4707 Can’t Find A Bedder Cup
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
Luke and Andrew are in bad shape after a terrible night of Mariners baseball -- and that’s just referring to their branding gimmicks. Luke has several mug-related emergencies during the show, while Andrew does everything in his power to tank the podcast with audio misfires. Meanwhile, the tennis shoe company AllBirds is transitioning into a…whatnow?
info_outlineAndrew is pretty outraged over a judge’s ruling on “boneless chicken wings.” Luke discovers some unprecedented megafauna in the Columbia River below his house. They also get into some TV talk (Luke is enjoying Neighbors and The Other Two on HBO) and movie talk (Andrew stumbled on an old French film yesterday that he can’t get out of his head.)