Sesame Latte, Dog Boners, the Usual...
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Realllly hit a stride this week -- We set out to record an ep about Mother's Day that included interviews with our moms BUT WE NEVER GOT THERE... because we are, categorically, distracted and aggressive. So instead today's topics include: Web MD, dog boners, husbands who are good at Insta (not OUR husbands), zombie almond milk, things not to say on a 1st date, flat warts, Siri, David's stupid clothes, 6th grade sports bras, activated charcoal, and Elmo.
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BONUS EP: Farts. (and other important)
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Important topics such as Farts, Self-Imposed Social Media Restrictions, Farts
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My Sports Bra Had 16 Tags In It
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A mom’s trash is a kid’s art… if your kid is a hoarder, Ang just can’t help being so… sexy?, #tagsinclothes, #Anghatestagsinclothes, #Enoughtotalkaboutitforalmostawholeepisode
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Origin Story
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How did Sally and Angelique become friends? It's in today's episode... ALSO in today's ep: David brought GREAT snacks for once, Ang is legally blind, Sally has a fear of creepy dolls, and Voodoo is alive and well.
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Wanna... "Pull My Vape?"
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Back in the swing of things, Ang and Sally go deep on casual weed usage, bird alarm clocks, parenting class judgments, being jealous of bilingual babies, and the pitfalls of social media.
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WE'RE BACK!!!!
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It's been awhile and so much and also nothing has changed - Sally had a baby, Angelique's baby is ready to potty train, David is still trying to get the microphones set up correctly. After berating David for letting the podcast wane away, Sally and Ang jump into the deep end of Pellegrino vs LaCroix, Ang's cartoon shark bedroom eyes, and wiping kids' butts. Welcome back.
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Sarah Shahi Slays Us
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Our favorite guest that we have EVER HAD on the show! Nevermind that she's our first, Sarah comes on and brings truth, zest, laughter, and (even though it's a podcast) some real hot leather short shorts. Topics include: kids, sometimes not liking your kids, working with your spouse, a shocking revelation about Angelique's SAT score, Sally's berating of Sarah for wearing said leather short shorts, buying your first bra, and Robert Altman.
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Well, Clearly
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I LOVE BEING WRONG, said no one ever. Also, dealing with clutter, dentists, laundry, packing, and people who own Droids. (Producer's note: Droid phones are great); (Sally and Angelique's note: No they're not)
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David Constantly Adjusts the Mics
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C Sections, Strawberries, Chiggers. Also, David adjusts the microphones pretty much the entire show.
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THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
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Text etiquette, future plans are made for flaking, signs Sally wants you to leave her house, the romance of messiness, raising a good kid in a buy-everything world, and... diarrhea. Oh, also Angelique doesn’t know her dog's bday.
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