DISTRACTED AND AGGRESSIVE

Angelique and Sally are actresses, new mothers, and goofballs. Always opinionated, fuzzy on facts, they are simultaneously distracted and aggressive. This is their podcast to air grievances about seemingly harmless things, express their undying love for each other, and laugh at the ridiculous and relatable details of their lives.

Sesame Latte, Dog Boners, the Usual... 05/24/2019

Sesame Latte, Dog Boners, the Usual... Realllly hit a stride this week -- We set out to record an ep about Mother's Day that included interviews with our moms BUT WE NEVER GOT THERE... because we are, categorically, distracted and aggressive. So instead today's topics include: Web MD, dog boners, husbands who are good at Insta (not OUR husbands), zombie almond milk, things not to say on a 1st date, flat warts, Siri, David's stupid clothes, 6th grade sports bras, activated charcoal, and Elmo. /episode/index/show/daa/id/9907043

BONUS EP: Farts. (and other important) 05/17/2019

BONUS EP: Farts. (and other important) Important topics such as Farts, Self-Imposed Social Media Restrictions, Farts /episode/index/show/daa/id/9826469

My Sports Bra Had 16 Tags In It 05/15/2019

My Sports Bra Had 16 Tags In It A mom’s trash is a kid’s art… if your kid is a hoarder, Ang just can’t help being so… sexy?, #tagsinclothes, #Anghatestagsinclothes, #Enoughtotalkaboutitforalmostawholeepisode /episode/index/show/daa/id/9796130

Origin Story 05/03/2019

Origin Story How did Sally and Angelique become friends? It's in today's episode... ALSO in today's ep: David brought GREAT snacks for once, Ang is legally blind, Sally has a fear of creepy dolls, and Voodoo is alive and well. /episode/index/show/daa/id/9635765

Wanna... "Pull My Vape?" 04/24/2019

Wanna... "Pull My Vape?" Back in the swing of things, Ang and Sally go deep on casual weed usage, bird alarm clocks, parenting class judgments, being jealous of bilingual babies, and the pitfalls of social media. /episode/index/show/daa/id/9510635

WE'RE BACK!!!! 04/17/2019

WE'RE BACK!!!! It's been awhile and so much and also nothing has changed - Sally had a baby, Angelique's baby is ready to potty train, David is still trying to get the microphones set up correctly. After berating David for letting the podcast wane away, Sally and Ang jump into the deep end of Pellegrino vs LaCroix, Ang's cartoon shark bedroom eyes, and wiping kids' butts. Welcome back. /episode/index/show/daa/id/9427865

Sarah Shahi Slays Us 07/27/2018

Sarah Shahi Slays Us Our favorite guest that we have EVER HAD on the show! Nevermind that she's our first, Sarah comes on and brings truth, zest, laughter, and (even though it's a podcast) some real hot leather short shorts. Topics include: kids, sometimes not liking your kids, working with your spouse, a shocking revelation about Angelique's SAT score, Sally's berating of Sarah for wearing said leather short shorts, buying your first bra, and Robert Altman. /episode/index/show/daa/id/6856613

Well, Clearly 06/15/2018

Well, Clearly I LOVE BEING WRONG, said no one ever. Also, dealing with clutter, dentists, laundry, packing, and people who own Droids. (Producer's note: Droid phones are great); (Sally and Angelique's note: No they're not) /episode/index/show/daa/id/6707507

David Constantly Adjusts the Mics 06/11/2018

David Constantly Adjusts the Mics C Sections, Strawberries, Chiggers. Also, David adjusts the microphones pretty much the entire show. /episode/index/show/daa/id/6691831

THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN 05/30/2018

THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN Text etiquette, future plans are made for flaking, signs Sally wants you to leave her house, the romance of messiness, raising a good kid in a buy-everything world, and... diarrhea. Oh, also Angelique doesn’t know her dog's bday. /episode/index/show/daa/id/6647640

Passive Aggressive LOL 05/10/2018

Passive Aggressive LOL Boobs out, post-preg clothing woes, Vegas residencies, "oh my God" vs "oh my gosh" vs "oh my gahhh", and a deep dive into the shallow end of #abbreviations, oh and JASON (Ang's husband) accidentally calls in! /episode/index/show/daa/id/6577291

A Real Weird PSA 05/02/2018

A Real Weird PSA Ang dated a Mormon hemophiliac boogey border, Sally’s college boyfriend puked on her so she stole his shirt. Also: was I cool in college? no? are kids exhausting? yeah? Do scientists have more interesting social media feeds? probably. /episode/index/show/daa/id/6546859

Does It Feel Like Pee in Here? 04/25/2018

Does It Feel Like Pee in Here? Topics: Bathroom Talk, whole lotta bathroom talk, starting with toddler jacuzzi pee, ending with couples poop-etiquette. Also, when is food too bad to eat? Kimchi on airplanes, spouses who hoard, and of course, snacks. /episode/index/show/daa/id/6519809

More Agg than Dist Today 04/04/2018

More Agg than Dist Today Topics: vag lifts, too much insta too little time, Damian Lewis breathes loudly, love/hate for Lumosity, don't F with pregnant ladies, fishing for sponsors, word games, buying rope... returning rope /episode/index/show/daa/id/6445534

Raisins are Barbaric 03/28/2018

Raisins are Barbaric Note: recorded when Ang was still pregnant. Topics: Lot to say about dried fruit, hiding garbage from your spouse, exploiting amnesia, possible sponsors, more about dried fruit, gefilte fish, goat cheese, gorilla regurgitation and stalking Alicia Silverstone /episode/index/show/daa/id/6418070

Scary Looking Crickets 03/23/2018

Scary Looking Crickets Now we're cooking. Topics: Problems with Motorcycles, Cuban Baby Cologne, Spider bites, “Pincer” or “Pincher”, Scary Looking Crickets, and maybe a little farting. /episode/index/show/daa/id/6399287

What's the Name of This Podcast? 02/09/2018

What's the Name of This Podcast? Angelique and Sally (with the help of producer/Sally's husband David) stumble headfirst into their first episode. Topics: what should this podcast be called, the importance of snacks, Angelique's need for wet feet, hornets vs bees, snacks. /episode/index/show/daa/id/6243832

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