Ep 16: A Secret Sexy Social Disease?
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Bre & Ashlee are dying to debut their first episode of 2021! **Hot tip: this special episode is best paired with a blue raspberry MD 20/20 cocktail.** Shhh! It's a SECRET (Part 1 & 2) from TNG Season 4, Episodes 14 & 15! Jay is human trash, so the CDC has given him special sex-favor bracelets in order to keep track of his gonorrhea outbreaks. Emma is a rebel with a pretty understandable cause, a graphic sex-ed marketing strategy, and something about an after school vampire play? PLEASE NOTE: Ashlee & Bre are NOT sexual health experts!! Please educate yourself and then tell them...
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Ep 15: PervsAndLies.com/MyRoomPage
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Your Darcy is NOT safe online. No one told her sharing pics on the internet might be a bad idea. Can confirm, it's a world wide web of liars and creeps! Someone IM the webmaster!! This week Ashlee and Bre cover season 6 episodes 5 & 6 "Eyes Without A Face" What else? Peter might be a sex offender... Ellie's editor/boytoy is a heap of human garbage... and the way MySpace justified the use of digital glitter-stickers in the early 2000s was a gift y'all weren't even ready to cherish. Brand new merch store now has tees, crop tops, sweatshirts, mask, mugs, and stickers for your new year, new...
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BONUS: Catch Up With Degrassi Characters in Pandemic!
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Ashlee and Bre make a little fun out of an awful year by imaging what your favorite Degrassi pals are up to during quarantine! Special MERCH announcement at the end of this episode! You can now buy Hell Hath No Fury shirts (aka Craig flames tees), hand-designed FYDP stickers, coffee mugs, and masks! Instagram Music by
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Ep 14: Spider-Man of Love
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Ashlee & Bre are back, baby! Back in pod mode and back to 2003 with a very special holiday episode about Degrassi TNG Season 3 Episode 11 ~HOLIDAY~ With great hotness comes great responsibility. Christmas can be hard when you have two girlfriends at the same school, but surely your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man of Love can juggle these ladies until he's finally able to make up his mind. Hmm, looks like he might be shooting his web all alone in the cold garage this holiday break. Ruining relationships is a super power, right? Either way, Craig is paying way too much for lame vintage...
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New Episode Teaser!
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Don't call it a comeback! Wait, actually yes please call it a comeback. Ashlee and Bre are finally back on the pod talking Degrassi TNG after what has been the longest Spring-Summer-Fall apocalypse, aka global life in 2020. They've missed you almost as much as they've missed hearing Craig say "sorry." Stay tuned!
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Ep 13: The Ol' Ball & Chain Wallet
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Bre and Ashlee dish about a Season 7 Mia episode "Everything She Wants" featuring the shittiest dad in America since Papa Roach, Lucas the Lakehurst looser! The dude just wants to party with the old Mia and forget about that stupid child they brought into existence. Let the parents party and the toddlers go the frick to bed, amirite? Sean Cameron gets a proper military sendoff, making this B-plot perfectly topical for your Memorial Day... memorials. We'll miss you Sean!! Topics include: Rules for moms, saying goodbye to exes who dress like they just bought tickets for Godsmack, saying goodbye...
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Ep 12: To Mom, or Not to Mom
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That is the realest question of them all. Ashlee and Bre are back (woo!) and they are diving DEEP into "Accidents Will Happen" better known as the two-part abortion episode banned in America. Manny's got more than gymnastics on her mind, and it's enough to make her upchuck her decisions in the toilet, so she turns to the former teen mom queen, Spike, for some sage advice. Craig gets high on the idea of being a dad, because creating his own family sounds like a fun way to fix all of his problems! And sandwiched between that drama are two goofy-ass B-plots that made Ashley cringe and Bre laugh...
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BONUS: Give Us Your D Lists, Baby!
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Bre and Ashlee love lists! But this ain't no groceries, hun. It's the best of the "oh, there's that guy!" and the "I forgot about her!" And all them cute cameos in-between. They compare their favorites, worsts, and honorable mentions for Degrassi ~side~ characters. Teachers, dads, hot dudes, street kids, and Kevin goddamn Smith GO TO OUR INSTAGRAM to snag a custom list template so YOU can SHARE your FAVS along with Ash and Bre! Instagram Music by
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Ep 11: Taking Back Ghosts Who Do Coke on Sunday
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Ashlee and Bre are hyped on ~not drugs~ to talk to you about "What Does It Feel Like to be a Ghost," also known as the one where Taking Back Sunday makes a cameo and Craig blows (more like nose-bleeds) his chance at being a center stage musician. Call your physic mediums because the ghosts of the past have come out in droves! Craig is back in town and he's brought a snowstorm of nose candy with him. JT's new lady Mia finds out about his baby-daddy status, Lakehurst bros wanna fight, Manny does drugs so that she can sound smart as fuck, and Ellie poops on everything including her own life......
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Ep 10: But Then I Got High Expectations
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Bre and Ashlee celebrate 4/20 by watching "Death Of A Disco Dancer" AKA the one where Paige gets dumped then smokes a joint before talking to the admissions rep from her dream college. Uh oh! She's really on her *high* horse now. Paige has all the answers, but like... does she even know the question? Here are some to put in your pipe: Does Alex really have no future? Is it ever okay for a teacher person to date a student person? Is Jimmy the best baller of them ALL? Is Banting a real fucking school? Will Matt ever take another shower? Is weed legal "enough" for us to be cool about it now? The...
info_outlineAshlee & Bre are back, baby! Back in pod mode and back to 2003 with a very special holiday episode about Degrassi TNG Season 3 Episode 11 ~HOLIDAY~
With great hotness comes great responsibility. Christmas can be hard when you have two girlfriends at the same school, but surely your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man of Love can juggle these ladies until he's finally able to make up his mind. Hmm, looks like he might be shooting his web all alone in the cold garage this holiday break. Ruining relationships is a super power, right? Either way, Craig is paying way too much for lame vintage tees.
Ashey-Craig-Manny is a heartbreak crowd, but Sydney-Joey-Caitlin is like figuring out how to adult in real time. Happy Mariah Carey's All-I-Want-For-Christmas-Is-You Season!
MERCH announcement!! Online soon!
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