Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video
Release Date: 07/18/2025
Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein’s Reading List
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America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger
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We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled
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Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic
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Spooky Halloween layoffs across every industry, hot chicks for Zohran, and the internet has decided Labor Diggers are worse than gold diggers. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Ridge - Go to for 10% off QUO - Go to for 20% off your first 6 months Hello Fresh - Go to for 10 free meals and free breakfast for life SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on...
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Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys
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CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song
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North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress
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Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival
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Sal Vulcano on The Rapture, Impractical Jokers, & The Woman Married to Luigi Mangione's AI
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Jimmy Kimmel's 3 Day Cancellation & The Autism Cure Will Ruin The World
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info_outlineGrok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video
Grok and Elmo begin noticing, Trump has his hands full with Epstein case fallout, and the Taliban want to show you a real good time.
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Chapters:
00:00 - Lena Dunham on Fatphobia
00:57 - Intro
01:21 - What did I miss?
02:44 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets!
03:34 - Shows went nuts 2016 and onward
04:52 - Taliban Tourism Board
08:55 - Gay dudes have a lot of fun / Crushing puss gets sad when you’re old
13:21 - Divorcee forced to pay for half of husband’s trans surgery
19:00 - Clandestine predator catchers add can crushing to video for satisfying vibes
20:26 - Epstein
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34:58 - Trump declares war on podcast bros
40:26 - Gen Z stare
44:00 - Uber CEO designs machines to make kitchen workers extinct
50:17 - Creepy new trend on OF
53:15 - Donald Trump is not a clown - I should know
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1:01:00 - Elmo’s X account goes WILD / Grok goes hitler mode
1:13:57 - Danny’s weird DM’s
1:20:28 - Weekly Will Smith video
1:22:12 - Will my wife notice that i’m regrowing my foreskin?
1:35:13 - Wrap up