Psycho Mother Demands Her Daughter has a Period Party & An Advertising Race War
Release Date: 08/08/2025
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info_outlineA progressive mother forces a daughter to have a period party against her will, Sydney Sweeney may start a race war, and a man can’t goon because his face tattoos block him from facial recognition.
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Chapters:
00:00 - Women love psychos
01:29 - Intro
01:54 - Plane story
03:33 - Tulsa is weird
04:16 - WNBA dildo debacle
11:43 - Coder receives insane contract from META
17:58 - Ryan becoming an AI doomer
21:06 - Man can’t goon because of face tattoos
24:43 - Progressive mom forces daughter to have period party
33:31 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments
35:38 - Ryan doing a cruise
37:36 - Sydney Sweeney sparking race war
40:57 - Why is the right obsessed with thinness?
48:01 - Nelly Fatlardo
50:53 - Katy Perry & Trudeau confirmed
52:45 - Cincinatti brawl
59:55 - Australia banning internet words
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1:04:15 - Australia’s machete disposal bins
1:13:28 - Women pay me to teach them how to give head
1:25:13 - NYT says pull people off life support to harvest their precious organs
1:26:59 - Wife charges her husband (who already bought the food) for making his lunch
1:36:52 - Wrap up