Never Ending Wars, The End of Privacy & Bench Press Competitions, w/ Jimmy Dore
Release Date: 08/29/2025
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info_outlineComedian Jimmy Dore joins the fellas to talk about the Surveillance state, military industrial complex, and an ill-conceived mayoral bench press competition
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Chapters:
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00:35 - Intro
01:00 - Welcome Jimmy Dore
01:19 - Jimmy’s new comedy special
02:04 - Naked gun was good
04:22 - Liam Neeson
05:00 - Bench pressing mayors
07:15 - Bernie
10:32 - Tulsi
11:48 - Toadies
15:06 - Inflation
16:36 - Trump going back on promises
19:12 - Venezuelan oil
21:40 - UK Censorship
24:45 - Are tech guys controlling Trump or vice versa?
26:75 - Compromised laptop
28:34 - Military in LA
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34:22 - Comedians coming out for Trump
39:31 - Fascism has been here for a while
44:26 - No investigation in Butler PA
47:14 - John Bolton’s house raided
49:00 - How to save the country?
51:52 - Eric Adams
55:09 - Where’s the Ukraine / Russia war headed?
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1:05:41 - World is run by blackmail PDF files
1:06:56 - MK Ultra
1:08:10 - Jab injury
1:17:07 - Arguing with AI
1:21:29 - PDF File arrested in Vegas
1:24:05 - What would you do if you were president?
1:33:15 - US pulling out of wars
1:37:09 - When Bernie got Russiagated
1:39:21 - Epstein
1:42:55 - Population
1:45:33 - Women were allowed in the workplace to be taxed
1:50:15 - Money printing / ponzi schemes
1:57:00 - Kidney stone
2:04:56 - New rules for fat people on airplanes
2:06:39 - Flight from hell
2:10:19 - Wrap up / plugs